Ask a Rhino!

[asutickler]

Fuck. Off.

Sorry love... That wasn't a question.

That transgression is gonna cost you several more RAWR's. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Sorry love... That wasn't a question.

That transgression is gonna cost you several more RAWR's. 😀

Unfortunately it looks like this is going to have to get into srs bzns territory. Do you recall what the official weapon of IFD is? If not, I'd suggest doing some digging to try and figure it out because it's coming your way...hard.

 

[asutickler]

Unfortunately it looks like this is going to have to get into srs bzns territory. Do you recall what the official weapon of IFD is? If not, I'd suggest doing some digging to try and figure it out because it's coming your way...hard.

...That would be love, tears, and apologies in the (futile) hope that I'll forget everything you've said?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

...That would be love, tears, and apologies in the (futile) hope that I'll forget everything you've said?

You are very wrong - as usual. Would you like a hint?

 

[asutickler]

You are very wrong - as usual. Would you like a hint?

Pretty sure it's going to go down like this:


1. Everyone arrives, and we all love up on each other.

2. Someone talks shit and I go into SRS BZNS mode.

3. Your wives throw you under the rhino-bus (again) and run for their lives.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Pretty sure it's going to go down like this:


1. Everyone arrives, and we all love up on each other.

2. Someone talks shit and I go into SRS BZNS mode.

3. Your wives throw you under the rhino-bus (again) and run for their lives.

IFD protects itself and eachother from bullying rhinos under any and all circumstances - starting right after NEST. Sorry no one told you, but now you know. Your plan is flawed.

 

[asutickler]

IFD protects itself and eachother from bullying rhinos under any and all circumstances - starting right after NEST. Sorry no one told you, but now you know. Your plan is flawed.

So you're saying I'm going to have to whup ALL of you?

It's a DEAL! I'm sure your wives will thank you for this. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

So you're saying I'm going to have to whup ALL of you?

It's a DEAL! I'm sure your wives will thank you for this. 😀

You're biting off more than you can chew, little rhino. Wouldn't you be more comfortable nomming on some grass or something?

 

[asutickler]

You're biting off more than you can chew, little rhino. Wouldn't you be more comfortable nomming on some grass or something?

Nah. Grass doesn't squeak and squeal and beg quite as well as you three do. Also, it's way tougher than you are. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Nah. Grass doesn't squeak and squeal and beg quite as well as you three do. Also, it's way tougher than you are. 😀

You have got to be out of your damn mind to ever say such ridiculous, awful, slanderous things about IF-motherfucking-D when you're going to be in our presence in three short days.

 

[asutickler]

You have got to be out of your damn mind to ever say such ridiculous, awful, slanderous things about IF-motherfucking-D when you're going to be in our presence in three short days.

LOL, I think I shall rename your group "The League of Rhinopets."

Then you can fetch me milk and cookies and feed them to me with gilded utensils. When I command that the television channel be changed, you'll all rush to do it, just to curry my mighty rhinoceros favor. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL, I think I shall rename your group "The League of Rhinopets."

Then you can fetch me milk and cookies and feed them to me with gilded utensils. When I command that the television channel be changed, you'll all rush to do it, just to curry my mighty rhinoceros favor. 😀

We'll fetch you more cookies than you could shove into your mouth...then we'll shove them into your mouth...and down your throat...until you CHOKE.

 

[asutickler]

We'll fetch you more cookies than you could shove into your mouth...then we'll shove them into your mouth...and down your throat...until you CHOKE.

...I don't recall any of you being tall enough to reach my mouth.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

...I don't recall any of you being tall enough to reach my mouth.

I don't recall insinuating that you'd be allowed up off the floor - at any time, let alone for this particular activity.

 

[asutickler]

I don't recall insinuating that you'd be allowed up off the floor - at any time, let alone for this particular activity.

We've already proven that the three of you, even combined, can't stop me from doing ANYTHING. I'd suggest you all just give up, take your medicine like good girls, and then commence with fanning me and feeding me some grapes. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

We've already proven that the three of you, even combined, can't stop me from doing ANYTHING. I'd suggest you all just give up, take your medicine like good girls, and then commence with fanning me and feeding me some grapes. 😀

That is where you are very, very wrong. You do exactly what the fuck IFD tells you to do. Sometimes, to boost your confidence, we give you a little taste of victory. Seems like you're letting it go to your head. Too bad...now we have to break your spirit down again - and we're going to have to keep doing this until you learn how to handle yourself.

 

[CrystalLight]

It's physically impossible to read this interaction w/a straight face.

 

[asutickler]

That is where you are very, very wrong. You do exactly what the fuck IFD tells you to do. Sometimes, to boost your confidence, we give you a little taste of victory. Seems like you're letting it go to your head. Too bad...now we have to break your spirit down again - and we're going to have to keep doing this until you learn how to handle yourself.

"Again" implies that there was a previous incident. Please illuminate me as to when this happened?

It's physically impossible to read this interaction w/a straight face.

That's because you already know what's going to happen. Don't spoil the ending for others! 😀

 

[CrystalLight]

That's because you already know what's going to happen. Don't spoil the ending for others! 😀

Why not?

The image of Rhino on his hands & knees scrubbing floors while the Wives luxuriate in their epic-ness is the kind of thing I just gotta share w/EVERYONE.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

"Again" implies that there was a previous incident. Please illuminate me as to when this happened?

I would have to say the most recent example would be when we tackled you to the ground, beat you into submission and took pictures with your almost dead rhino carcass before bringing you back from the brink of death - just to do it all again later.

 

[CrystalLight]

I would have to say the most recent example would be when we tackled you to the ground, beat you into submission and took pictures with your almost dead rhino carcass before bringing you back from the brink of death - just to do it all again later.

I would most greatly enjoy any pictures of Rhino Poaching that happens.. if not only to add to the Derp Album on FB. 😀

 

[asutickler]

Why not?

The image of Rhino on his hands & knees scrubbing floors while the Wives luxuriate in their epic-ness is the kind of thing I just gotta share w/EVERYONE.

You know, I can crush TJM just as easily as IFD. Keep talking like that, and you miiiiiiiiiiiiight want to brush up on your grape-feeding skills. 😀

I would have to say the most recent example would be when we tackled you to the ground, beat you into submission and took pictures with your almost dead rhino carcass before bringing you back from the brink of death - just to do it all again later.

I'm going to enjoy spanking the deceit out of you. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I would most greatly enjoy any pictures of Rhino Poaching that happens.. if not only to add to the Derp Album on FB. 😀

Comin' your way 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'm going to enjoy spanking the deceit out of you. 😀

Deceit? Are you denying these pictures exist? Because, uh...I could prove it 😀

 

[asutickler]

I would most greatly enjoy any pictures of Rhino Poaching that happens.. if not only to add to the Derp Album on FB. 😀

I'm sure you'd also like verifiable pictures of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and Cthulu. You'll likely get those three first.