Ask a Rhino!

[natural tickler]

and how was your oatmeal today sir??

 

[TropicThunder]

Is there anything you didn't do at NEST that you wish you did?

 

[Snail Shell]

Who is one person you'd love to session with?

 

[TropicThunder]

Why are you hiding?

 

[Snail Shell]

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[asutickler]

Pick any real person that you know in real life and tell me something that you admire about them.

My dad could probably move the world through determination and sheer force of will. I'm more apt to say "ah, fuck it..." so that's one quality I've always envied.

and how was your oatmeal today sir??

It was great and all, but now I'm feeling a mite bound up... Too much roughage!

Is there anything you didn't do at NEST that you wish you did?

Yeah... Stay for like another week or two.

Who is one person you'd love to session with?

Depends on the session, really... But I'm gonna take the "celebrity cop-out" answer and go with Salma Hayek. 😀

Why are you hiding?

Sometimes I'm a shy-noceros.

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[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you realize that in 4 days and 14 hours I'm going to be raping the holy living fuck out you and my wives?

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

If given the chance would you give Skipadeedoodah a 619 splash

 

[CrystalLight]

Are you aware that you should be sleeping w/one tusk open once you are around the vicious IFD?

 

[TropicThunder]

You can open your tusks? Are there missile launchers in there?

 

[asutickler]

Do you realize that in 4 days and 14 hours I'm going to be raping the holy living fuck out you and my wives?

Do you realize that my plane will be landing in exactly THREE DAYS and 13 HOURS?!? 😀

If given the chance would you give Skipadeedoodah a 619 splash

Oh HELL yes. Followed by a Jackknife Powerbomb and then a Shooting Star Press. 😀

Are you aware that you should be sleeping w/one tusk open once you are around the vicious IFD?

I do not have TUSKS, and I needn't sleep with ANYTHING open. Rhinos take nighttime disturbances VERY seriously, and unless the young ladies of IFD want to try sleeping whilst duct-taped to kitchen chairs, they'd best leave me alone. 😈

You can open your tusks? Are there missile launchers in there?

I do not have TUSKS.

...Is this a play on the old "Is that an ICBM in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?" line? 😛

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

All things considered, don't you think that it might be a good idea to get used to the idea of "nighttime disturbances" sometime within the next..3 days? 😀

 

[asutickler]

All things considered, don't you think that it might be a good idea to get used to the idea of "nighttime disturbances" sometime within the next..3 days? 😀

I hope you like sleeping chained to the radiator...

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I hope you like sleeping chained to the radiator...

I hope you like feeling pretty...

 

[asutickler]

I hope you like feeling pretty...

I hope you realize that I wake up REALLY easily, and that I'm NEVER in a good mood when it happens.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I hope you realize that I wake up REALLY easily

Challenge accepted.

 

[asutickler]

Challenge accepted.

I'm going to duct-tape you all together like a big, IFD burrito, and then use y'all as a pillow. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'm going to duct-tape you all together like a big, IFD burrito, and then use y'all as a pillow. 😀

That's actually kind of perfect. Than when you feel us really close to your face you won't suspect a thing. 😀

 

[asutickler]

That's actually kind of perfect. Than when you feel us really close to your face you won't suspect a thing. 😀

You'll only try it once. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You'll only try it once. 😀

Um, that is because we'll succeed the first time! You act like we're amateurs at terrorizing the ones we love in the middle of the night. Not only have we been doing this for YEARS, but I have some very recent photographic evidence of my personal success joining forces with a member of TJM. Your fate is sealed.

 

[CrystalLight]

You do understand that you stand NO chance against IFD, right?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You do understand that you stand NO chance against IFD, right?

I have something to add:

 

[CrystalLight]

I have something to add:

And don't forget:

 

[asutickler]

Um, that is because we'll succeed the first time! You act like we're amateurs at terrorizing the ones we love in the middle of the night. Not only have we been doing this for YEARS, but I have some very recent photographic evidence of my personal success joining forces with a member of TJM. Your fate is sealed.

lol, what a joke. You three are like modern-day Captain Ahab-ettes, trolling the world in search of your own destruction.

Well congratulations... 😀

You do understand that you stand NO chance against IFD, right?

I can only assume that you're saying this because you've arrived at the erroneous conclusion that I don't intend to dish out sufficient ass-whuppings to the three of them this coming weekend.

Come Monday, they'll all tell you how wrong you were. 😀

I have something to add:

Know what? This time I'm gonna make you say "RAWR!" in place of "MOAR!" 😈

And don't forget:

LMAO, yeah right. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Know what? This time I'm gonna make you say "RAWR!" in place of "MOAR!" 😈

Fuck. Off.