Ask a Rhino!

[Skipadeedoodah]

Have you ever considered that perhaps Brent isn't your best ally? He was threatening to blow you up earlier. Just sayin'...

 

[slacker2114]

Have you ever considering that perhaps Brent isn't your best ally? He was threatening to blow you up earlier. Just sayin'...

Clarification: I threatened to bomb Lyz's tropical island. People live ON an island. Lyz has never been ON you, rather the opposite. Therefore, no such threat was ever made against you. Would you concur with these assertions, Dr. Rhino?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Lyz has never been ON you, rather the opposite.

Rawr!

 

[asutickler]

Have you named your new car yet?

Still working on it... I've yet to come up with something "just right."

I was thinking "Rhinomobile II," but that doesn't seem to fit.

so how do you deal with tangy remmy-lard?? does the souffle neutralize the tangyness??

What you want to do is mash it all together until you have a thick paste...

Then you rub it into Lyz's hair when she's not looking and go have a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Do you love drive-in movies?

Sure... But not for movie-watching. 😀

Do you know that you don't scare me at all?

Surely you jest... If I don't scare you, then why are you going out of your way to taunt me into coming after you?

Is it true that people only say they have no fear/respect of you BEFORE they actually meet you, but never AFTER?

MOST of them don't, but the sample is a little bit skewed. The others just didn't make it long enough to see the "after."

Why do you have lees who I'm sure have met you yet talk smack if they were afraid of you? 😕

For the same reason that people go sky-diving, cliff-jumping, or etc. Freakin' adrenaline junkies. 😛

Um...not true.

Oh please.

Have you ever considered that perhaps Brent isn't your best ally? He was threatening to blow you up earlier. Just sayin'...

My arch-nemesis is going to give me useful advice about who is and is not my ally? Is it OPPOSITE DAY again?

Clarification: I threatened to bomb Lyz's tropical island. People live ON an island. Lyz has never been ON you, rather the opposite. Therefore, no such threat was ever made against you. Would you concur with these assertions, Dr. Rhino?

Your logic, Dr. Slacker, is, as always, impeccable. For the record, I applaud your bombing of Lyz's tropical island and suggest you follow up with ground forces to pacify it once and for all.

Rawr!

Encore?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What you want to do is mash it all together until you have a thick paste...

Then you rub it into Lyz's hair when she's not looking and go have a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch = win

Rubbing gross shit in my hair =

Sure... But not for movie-watching. 😀

+1

Encore?

Please 😀


Would you rather swallow a cockroach whole, knowing that it may crawl back up your throat, or snort a live bee?

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Does the Rhino have an awesome catchphrase or is The Rhino at such a level of awesomeness that he does not nor shall not require said catchphrase?

Finally, for a moment you shall have the HAND OF GOD; not the cheeky Argentinian, only works for soccer, hand but a real HAND OF GOD...well sorta. Skippy, Lily and Nemesis are all in front of you tied down, you must release one and the other two would face unspeakably atrocious tortures, beyond what the human mind can possibly understand and perceive. Who do you release and who do you leave to fall for the tortures? Why? YOU MUST SAVE ONE!

If the Great Rhino would humour me that would be greatly appreciated.

With the greatest respect

Yours Truly
Mr. Dogg

 

[natural tickler]

how about naming the car the 'Dominator'?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Surely you jest... If I don't scare you, then why are you going out of your way to taunt me into coming after you?

Would you believe it's because it's a lot of fun? Why else would I taunt you? Fear is not a motivator here.

 

[asutickler]

Would you rather swallow a cockroach whole, knowing that it may crawl back up your throat, or snort a live bee?

How is this even a contest? I'd swallow the roach.

Does the Rhino have an awesome catchphrase or is The Rhino at such a level of awesomeness that he does not nor shall not require said catchphrase?

lol, I believe my official catchphrase would be: "Awwwwwwwww FUCK no!"

Finally, for a moment you shall have the HAND OF GOD; not the cheeky Argentinian, only works for soccer, hand but a real HAND OF GOD...well sorta. Skippy, Lily and Nemesis are all in front of you tied down, you must release one and the other two would face unspeakably atrocious tortures, beyond what the human mind can possibly understand and perceive. Who do you release and who do you leave to fall for the tortures? Why? YOU MUST SAVE ONE!

I'd release Nemesis. Not because she doesn't deserve the absolute worst punishment that can be meted out... But because she's a relative rookie in the game of rhinoceros antagonism, while the other two are seasoned freakin' vets.

If the Great Rhino would humour me that would be greatly appreciated.

With the greatest respect

Yours Truly
Mr. Dogg

A pleasure as always, Mr. Dogg!

how about naming the car the 'Dominator'?

You know, you gave me an awesome idea. "Domainant" in German is "Herrschaft..." I kinda like it. 😀

Would you believe it's because it's a lot of fun? Why else would I taunt you? Fear is not a motivator here.

Well that's cool... Far be it from me to prevent anyone from having a good time. I just hope that your "fun" still seems worth it to you when it's time to pay the piper. 😀

 

[natural tickler]

you know if we are up early enough for breakfast at NEST, would a bowl of oatmeal be appropriate??

 

[TropicThunder]

Did you know that I often stop by your thread simply for an entertaining read?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'd release Nemesis. Not because she doesn't deserve the absolute worst punishment that can be meted out... But because she's a relative rookie in the game of rhinoceros antagonism, while the other two are seasoned freakin' vets.

Ahh, I feel so special. 😀

Well that's cool... Far be it from me to prevent anyone from having a good time. I just hope that your "fun" still seems worth it to you when it's time to pay the piper. 😀

Don't worry. I'll still be having fun when you try and fail in wrecking me.

 

[asutickler]

you know if we are up early enough for breakfast at NEST, would a bowl of oatmeal be appropriate??

Oatmeal makes a fine breakfast, my friend... But I don't trample the elderly for anything short of bacon. 😀

Did you know that I often stop by your thread simply for an entertaining read?

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Don't worry. I'll still be having fun when you try and fail in wrecking me.

...This was ALSO not a question! Do you think rhinos can't count? You will PAY, young lady.

 

[BlackestLily]

I vote for having a custom paint job on your car with a rhino snorting red flames from hell and then thinking of a nickname from there. 😀

Would you get a custom paint job on your car...?

 

[asutickler]

I vote for having a custom paint job on your car with a rhino snorting red flames from hell and then thinking of a nickname from there. 😀

Would you get a custom paint job on your car...?

Oh god no! I like it to look clean and simple. 🙂


Now if I had a van, on the other hand... 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

...This was ALSO not a question! Do you think rhinos can't count? You will PAY, young lady.

Pay? Pay you what? I am but a lowly minimum wage worker. I cannot pay money.

 

[natural tickler]

I have found a bowl of grits to be just as satisfying my friend...and will make sure there is pletheror of bacon so there will be no elder trampling..

oh yeah question

and how will you destroy the clueless freshman...quick or slow??

 

[asutickler]

Pay? Pay you what? I am but a lowly minimum wage worker. I cannot pay money.

Heh. Fear not, young miscreant: Rhinos are experts at bartering. 😀

I have found a bowl of grits to be just as satisfying my friend...and will make sure there is pletheror of bacon so there will be no elder trampling..

oh yeah question

and how will you destroy the clueless freshman...quick or slow??

I'm going to try for slow... But I get the feeling that it'll be over fairly quickly. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are lers so cocky?

 

[natural tickler]

what would you say the chances of Lamashtu beating me come NEST are??

 

[TropicThunder]

What would one use to tranquilize an uber mini rhino?

 

[Snail Shell]

Powerbomb?

 

[kered]

If I go to NEST, should I take a dark shirt and somber tie for my suit in case we go into mourning for Natural from the drubbing he will likely take from Lamashtu?

 

[natural tickler]

If I go to NEST, should I take a dark shirt and somber tie for my suit in case we go into mourning for Natural from the drubbing he will likely take from Lamashtu?

you better be wearing it for her funeral....I haz no intention of losing...besides, gonna make.her.tapout.

that is all

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?