Ask a Rhino!

[goddess_nemesis]

some people never learn sometimes it seems

and afa the freshman who has no clue, it will be millions of years before it sinks into her brain

oh yeah the question

why dont you finally destroy the wannabes at NEST once and for all and finish this shit??

What's with the freshman crap? Is it so hard to use my name? Y'know Nemesis? That's N-E-M-E-S-I-S.

Oh BTW, Rhino, did you know that I met Natural and not once did he destroy me like he bragged that he would? 🙄 I mean, if he had, maybe I wouldn't be so mouthy, huh? 😛

 

[TropicThunder]

Okay, now I need to know. Could a Rhino take on THREE velociraptors, who genetically advanced so that they can communicate with eachother and use strategic means to capture their prey, a la J.P.III?

And if the Rhino could pick any two herbivores to be HIS backup, which would he choose and why?

 

[asutickler]

Sure. Those must be few and far in between in Arizona.

Not a question!!!

Not a question!!!

I, for one, am very happy to know that even when I'm not around, that day's Rhino taunting quota will definitely be met by my more than qualified, magnificent wife...aren't you?

Yes. But since I blame you for originating this shit, you're getting extra every time one of your disciples chimes in.

Looks like all the focus is on you, fellow pillar. Lyz never learns, Lily is STILL staying well away from me after last time, and now you got a freshman who has no clue. What's a rhino gonna do?

Line 'em up and knock 'em down. It's the rhinoceros way!

Sorry Skippy, but I just had to ask this question to the Rhino which may or may not throw you under the bus...

Mr. Rhino, can't you picture Skippy the Hamburger Helper oven mitt holding up a tray of Hamburger Helper and yelling out at the top of her lungs, in as a Gerard Butler "300" manner as possible, THIS. IS. PASTA.?

Hear that rumbling noise? That's King Leonidas and all 300 Spartans rolling in their graves.

Don't you have your own question thread to answer?

Pipe down, hellion! Slacker's input is always welcome!

some people never learn sometimes it seems

and afa the freshman who has no clue, it will be millions of years before it sinks into her brain

oh yeah the question

why dont you finally destroy the wannabes at NEST once and for all and finish this shit??

Are you suggesting... Rhinoceros checkmate? The time may have come.

Oh BTW, Rhino, did you know that I met Natural and not once did he destroy me like he bragged that he would? 🙄 I mean, if he had, maybe I wouldn't be so mouthy, huh? 😛

Sometimes my man Natural is WAY too nice. Fortunately, he rarely makes that mistake twice. 😀

Okay, now I need to know. Could a Rhino take on THREE velociraptors, who genetically advanced so that they can communicate with eachother and use strategic means to capture their prey, a la J.P.III?

A rhinoceros can take on a nigh-infinite number of prehistoric chickens... No sweat.

And if the Rhino could pick any two herbivores to be HIS backup, which would he choose and why?

Timon and Pumba. Rhinos don't need backup, but we enjoy comic relief. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Sometimes my man Natural is WAY too nice. Fortunately, he rarely makes that mistake twice. 😀

*coughs* bullshit *coughs*

You attend Bella's right? Maybe I should try and make Bella's my second gathering.

 

[asutickler]

*coughs* bullshit *coughs*

You attend Bella's right? Maybe I should try and make Bella's my second gathering.

Bad idea... Nobody has EVER described me as being "too nice." 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Bad idea... Nobody has EVER described me as being "too nice." 😀

 

[asutickler]

Michael is going to have to lay you face-down in a Radio Flyer and PULL you home from NEST. No joke.

 

[Tiger.Lily]

 

[slacker2114]

Michael is going to have to lay you face-down in a Radio Flyer and PULL you home from NEST. No joke.

She was saying something about you earlier. Something about a broken legs, rhino hides and lions feasting on a carcass. So my question to you, fellow pillar, is....what's the best way to remove mustard stains from a white shirt?

 

[asutickler]

The answer to this question is ALWAYS a resounding "yes." OMG.

She was saying something about you earlier. Something about a broken legs, rhino hides and lions feasting on a carcass. So my question to you, fellow pillar, is....what's the best way to remove mustard stains from a white shirt?

I believe you thrash Lyz until the soundwaves from her shrieking manage to penetrate and loosen the stain. Maybe not. But let's try it. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

The answer to this question is ALWAYS a resounding "yes." OMG.





I believe you thrash Lyz until the soundwaves from her shrieking manage to penetrate and loosen the stain. Maybe not. But let's try it. 😀

I beg your pardon, but I do not shriek. I fucking RAWR. Different.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Bad idea... Nobody has EVER described me as being "too nice." 😀

Man, you rhinos must have a hard time reading. Did I say you were too nice? No. I do recall you calling Natural too nice. The reason I ask is Bella's would be where I can see for myself how good your "skills" are.

 

[natural tickler]

my brother, they are kicking it off again...seems like they just dont get it...time to bring the destroyer out again, and finish them....Lean assistance is around the corner my brother...

btw, how was the oatmeal??

 

[TropicThunder]

Okay, what about a Utahraptor? Wouldn't that one be at least a little bit of a challenge?

I am determined to find a dinosaur to challenge you.

 

[asutickler]

I beg your pardon, but I do not shriek. I fucking RAWR. Different.

You emit the highest-pitched, most plaintive-sounding little "rawr" that I think I've ever heard. It's pretty much indistinguishable from a shriek.

Man, you rhinos must have a hard time reading. Did I say you were too nice? No. I do recall you calling Natural too nice. The reason I ask is Bella's would be where I can see for myself how good your "skills" are.

Well if you're just going to up and volunteer like that, I'm sure that I could arrange a demonstration of my very best work.

my brother, they are kicking it off again...seems like they just dont get it...time to bring the destroyer out again, and finish them....Lean assistance is around the corner my brother...

btw, how was the oatmeal??

HELL YES.

And that there remmy-lard was kinda too tangy... But the souffle was the SHIT. 😀

Okay, what about a Utahraptor? Wouldn't that one be at least a little bit of a challenge?

I am determined to find a dinosaur to challenge you.

Srsly? Rhinos eat T-Rexes and crap out velociraptors. Seriously.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Well if you're just going to up and volunteer like that, I'm sure that I could arrange a demonstration of my very best work.

Bring it on. You're just another cocky ass ler.

BTW, anything Natural tells you is a lie.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What is a characteristic that you do not like to see in a lee? And don't say "not ticklish." That's boring and duh.

 

[asutickler]

Bring it on. You're just another cocky ass ler.

BTW, anything Natural tells you is a lie.

...If anything, I grossly understate my abilities. 😀

What is a characteristic that you do not like to see in a lee? And don't say "not ticklish." That's boring and duh.

Not ticklish! Heh. 😛

Ok, serious answer: If someone genuinely seems like they're not having a good time, it just kills it for me. I'm all about going all-out, and I think torture is awesome as a fantasy... But, in all honesty, the idea of causing someone true misery through what's supposed to be "play" makes me a little ill. I have a really brutal and sadistic side to me, to an extent... But I also hate hurting people. (At least, people that I like. 😛 ) I think that's at least part of what drew me to tickling: The ability to be sadistic without really causing harm. I've played with tons of people, including friends and girlfriends who weren't really "into" tickling. I've always managed to find a way to make sure the other person enjoys themselves, even in instances where they outwardly profess to absolutely HATE what's happening.

I hope that made sense. I freakin' HATE being introspective, by the way, and if you ever make me do it again I'll treat you with nothing but politeness and respect, and I'll make like a limp noodle and let you win when we wrestle around. Take THAT. 😛

 

[kered]

Have you named your new car yet?

 

[natural tickler]

And that there remmy-lard was kinda too tangy... But the souffle was the SHIT. 😀

so how do you deal with tangy remmy-lard?? does the souffle neutralize the tangyness??

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I freakin' HATE being introspective, by the way, and if you ever make me do it again I'll treat you with nothing but politeness and respect, and I'll make like a limp noodle and let you win when we wrestle around. Take THAT. 😛

Well now that's just cruel.

Do you love drive-in movies?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

...If anything, I grossly understate my abilities. 😀

Do you know that you don't scare me at all?

 

[slacker2114]

Is it true that people only say they have no fear/respect of you BEFORE they actually meet you, but never AFTER?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is it true that people only say they have no fear/respect of you BEFORE they actually meet you, but never AFTER?

Why do you have lees who I'm sure have met you yet talk smack if they were afraid of you? 😕

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Is it true that people only say they have no fear/respect of you BEFORE they actually meet you, but never AFTER?

Um...not true.