Ask a Rhino!

[TropicThunder]

Can a Rhino take on a Velociraptor and be victorious?

 

[asutickler]

Can a Rhino take on a Velociraptor and be victorious?

Let me draw you a little word-picture...

Universal Food Chain
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-RHINOS
-Optimus Prime
-Galactus
-Thor
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-My cat, Hercules
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-T-Rex
-Darth Vader
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-Big-ass Sharks
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-Velociraptors
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-Bears
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-Most Humans
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-Housecats
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-Chipmunks
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-Grasshoppers
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-Imfailer
-I.F.D.

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[TropicThunder]

Let me draw you a little word-picture...

Universal Food Chain
(abbreviated version)


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-RHINOS
-Fluffy bunnies
-Galactus
-Thor
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-My cat, Hercules
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-MANACONDA!
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-T-Rex
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-Big-ass Sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin heads
-Big-ass Sharks
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-Velociraptors
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-MAGNUM!!!
-Really big pythons
-Bears
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-Zombies
-Most Humans
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-Pythons
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-Housecats
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-Chipmunks
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-Ants
-Spiders
-Grasshoppers
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-single celled organisms
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-Imfailer
-I.F.D.

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I filled in some gaps for you. Aren't I helpful?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Seen any snow in Arizona? 😛

 

[asutickler]

I filled in some gaps for you. Aren't I helpful?

Good work!!!

Seen any snow in Arizona? 😛

Yes... On the news. 😛 It's gotten down below freezing a couple of nights, though. You've never seen such panic over 30 degree temperatures.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Yes... On the news. 😛 It's gotten down below freezing a couple of nights, though. You've never seen such panic over 30 degree temperatures.

Did you laugh and go outside in shorts - "See it's not cold!"

 

[asutickler]

Did you laugh and go outside in shorts - "See it's not cold!"

lol, you know me so well. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Let me draw you a little word-picture...

Universal Food Chain
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-Imfailer
-I.F.D.

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What in holy hell...

Decide to start SAMing IFD a little early, didja?

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Mr. Rhino, sir, I wanted to know what you thought of the Rhino imitators and impersonators out there?

 

[asutickler]

Decide to start SAMing IFD a little early, didja?

Why LOOK, everyone! The Hamburger Helper oven mitt has decided to put in an appearance! 😀

Mr. Rhino, sir, I wanted to know what you thought of the Rhino imitators and impersonators out there?

This is an excellent question, sir!

Known Rhinos and What I Think of Them

Mini-Rhino (tklee88) - My very own little sis. APPROVED! 😀

Littlest Rhino (offspring of Tropic Thunder) - A fine young fellow in the rhino tradition. APPROVED! 😀

Rambi (From Donkey Kong Country) - This guy belongs in rhinoceros special ed. REJECTED!

Rocksteady (From TNMT) - Anthropomorphic BS rhino caricature. REJECTED!

Blue Rhino (Propane company) - A rhinoceros-related company that makes flammable, explosive shit. APPROVED!

Yamaha Rhino (ATV) - These things are pretty badass... APPROVED!

Rhino Records - Classic. APPROVED!

 

[BlackestLily]

Rambi (From Donkey Kong Country) - This guy belongs in rhinoceros special ed. REJECTED!

Ohhhhh no. No no no. I won't have it. That is NO way to talk about yourself, Mr. Man!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ohhhhh no. No no no. I won't have it. That is NO way to talk about yourself, Mr. Man!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Why do I have to be the oven mitt!! He's a fuckin tard. Nowai. I'm revamping Hamburger Helper's whole image. Their representative character is going to look something more along the lines of this...

 

[BlackestLily]

Why do I have to be the oven mitt!!

Now I want to buy us both two of these:

...and go rhino hunting.

 

[slacker2114]

The shit has started with them already, has it? They just don't learn, do they?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Now I want to buy us both two of these:

...and go rhino hunting.

I. Am. READY.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

The shit has started with them already, has it? They just don't learn, do they?

No, no...don't get it fucked up. HE started it.

 

[asutickler]

Ohhhhh no. No no no. I won't have it. That is NO way to talk about yourself, Mr. Man!

Weird. If I recall correctly, I still owe you your proper comeuppance from LAST gathering... Foolish though it may be, I have to admire your brazen attempt to earn a double dose. 🙂

You just keep it up there, chuckles. Our paths will cross eventually... And rhinos have a very long memory. 😀

Why do I have to be the oven mitt!! He's a fuckin tard. Nowai. I'm revamping Hamburger Helper's whole image. Their representative character is going to look something more along the lines of this...

WHY is the MEAT being so NOISY??? This calls for MOAR TENDERIZIN'!!!!!!

 

[asutickler]

Now I want to buy us both two of these:

...and go rhino hunting.

I. Am. READY.

Awwwwwwww... How sweet! Y'all are gonna bring your own gags!

The shit has started with them already, has it? They just don't learn, do they?

Seriously, you almost have to admire their tenacity. I mean, were it born of anything other than orneriness and ignorance, that is. 😀

 

[Big_Dogg85]

What is your plan now that IFD has a moderator?

Thank you very much for your comprehensive yet concise answers Mr. Rhino.

Take Care

Mr. Moose

 

[BlackestLily]

Weird. If I recall correctly, I still owe you your proper comeuppance from LAST gathering... Foolish though it may be, I have to admire your brazen attempt to earn a double dose. 🙂

This is what I get for trying to make sure I keep you from calling yourself Rambi. Lord have mercy.

 

[asutickler]

What is your plan now that IFD has a moderator?

Thank you very much for your comprehensive yet concise answers Mr. Rhino.

Take Care

Mr. Moose

Dear Mr. Moose,


Thank you for your well-considered question. Please rest assured that a certain rhino can wrest, at will, BL's mod password from her. Likely in the form of a tortured shriek through her clenched and unwilling lips. She's weak like that. 😛

Warmest regards,

The Rhinoceros

 

[asutickler]

Lord have mercy.

No need to be formal... You may address your begging to me by name if you wish.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

This is what I get for trying to make sure I keep you from calling yourself Rambi. Lord have mercy.

Wife, I can't tell you how many times I've heard this kind of crap after a gathering where this punk didn't live up to his lip service. "You managed to avoid me..." "You didn't get near what you deserve..." "Next time I'll just have to make up for it..." all as if to say that some circumstances completely out of his control caused him to personify fail for 3-5 days. I don't know why he chooses to highlight his screw-ups - maybe some weird, masochistic form of self-motivation? At any rate, be prepared to hear ALOT of this between now and NEST...then between NEST and Bella's...and so on and so forth.

 

[asutickler]

Wife, I can't tell you how many times I've heard this kind of crap after a gathering where this punk didn't live up to his lip service. "You managed to avoid me..." "You didn't get near what you deserve..." "Next time I'll just have to make up for it..." all as if to say that some circumstances completely out of his control caused him to personify fail for 3-5 days. I don't know why he chooses to highlight his screw-ups - maybe some weird, masochistic form of self-motivation? At any rate, be prepared to hear ALOT of this between now and NEST...then between NEST and Bella's...and so on and so forth.

If you're planning on driving home, I'd suggest bringing a LOT of pillows.

A LOT of pillows.