Ask a Rhino!

[goddess_nemesis]

What would be your ideal breakfast? 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

In the little time that you've known of me, I need to ask: How do you really feel about me?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What would be your ideal vacation?

 

[asutickler]

You're not forcing cheeseburgers on the neighborhood kids? You've changed, man.

I have reformed myself and am now trying to be friendly and sociable...

So yeah, this year I passed out M-80's and cans of spray paint instead of candy.

my man!! wut up bro??

WHAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

and how was the oatmeal today??

Well, my good man, the remoulade was a trifle tart... But the souffle more than made up for it!

What would be your ideal breakfast? 😀

...

Salma Hayek. 😀

In the little time that you've known of me, I need to ask: How do you really feel about me?

You seem to have a touch of the whole "hey, look at me!" thing going on, but you seem like a nice enough dude nonetheless. 🙂

What would be your ideal vacation?

I've always wanted to be dropped off in the middle of the wilderness somewhere with minimal kit and see if I could make it back all on my own.

I've also always wanted to go visit Norway and Sweden, since that's where all of my relatives came from back in the day. 🙂

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Are you a righty or lefty? 😛

 

[asutickler]

Are you a righty or lefty? 😛

I'm a righty!


...Unless I'm performing "the Stranger."

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm a righty!


...Unless I'm performing "the Stranger."

Do I dare ask?

 

[asutickler]

Do I dare ask?

...Um...

It may or may not involve "whackin' it."

 

[goddess_nemesis]

...Um...

It may or may not involve "whackin' it."

How old were you when you had your first taste of alcohol? 😛

 

[kered]

How many members of Skippy's Dream Team does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[asutickler]

How old were you when you had your first taste of alcohol? 😛

I was maybe 12. My parents don't drink, but they had some old liquor from my grandma's house in a cabinet. I took a big-ass swig of peppermint schnapps that must have been 40 years old... Suffice to say that turned me off of drinking for a LONG time. That shit was legit firewater.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Are you excited for Bella's? 😀

 

[asutickler]

Are you excited for Bella's? 😀

Rhinos don't get excited. We're very stoic creatures.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Rhinos don't get excited. We're very stoic creatures.

Suuuuuuuuure.


Do you know you missed a question that was posed by kered? 😛

 

[asutickler]

Suuuuuuuuure.


Do you know you missed a question that was posed by kered? 😛

Oh dear, what a rude rhino! What page was it on?

 

[TropicThunder]

Oh dear, what a rude rhino! What page was it on?

^about four posts above that one.


What is the Rhino's natural enemy?

(no pun intended)

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What is the Rhino's natural enemy?

*ahem*

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How many members of Skippy's Dream Team does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

^ Here you go. 😛




What was your favorite show as a child? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

How old were you when you...had your first taste of alcohol? 😛

Did you also think that the end of this question was going to be "first started whackin' it?"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Did you also think that the end of this question was going to be "first started whackin' it?"

Is Skippy's mind in the gutter?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Have you any idea how much I am missing you right now? 🙁

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How did you lose your case against Robace???

 

[asutickler]

How many members of Skippy's Dream Team does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question: They can't, because they fail at everything. 😀

What is the Rhino's natural enemy?

Girls with big mouths. 😛

What was your favorite show as a child? 😀

Transformers!!!

Did you also think that the end of this question was going to be "first started whackin' it?"

Yes, yes I did.

Is Skippy's mind in the gutter?

Um, ALWAYS.

Have you any idea how much I am missing you right now? 🙁

Yes. 🙁

How did you lose your case against Robace???

Even a blind Mexican finds a taco once in a while... 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What took you so long to answer your questions?

 

[asutickler]

What took you so long to answer your questions?

Rhinos are SUPREMELY lazy.