Ask a Rhino!

[Skipadeedoodah]

If you're planning on driving home, I'd suggest bringing a LOT of pillows.

A LOT of pillows.

For all my sweet, sweet dreams where I reminisce what it was like to have a pet rhino for a weekend? Good idea 😀

 

[asutickler]

For all my sweet, sweet dreams where I reminisce what it was like to have a pet rhino for a weekend? Good idea 😀

Remember how I was all gentle and nervous about going too hard.

I'm happy to say that I'm over it. Now rhinos swing for the fence.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Remember how I was all gentle and nervous about going too hard.

I'm happy to say that I'm over it. Now rhinos swing for the fence.

No - as a matter of fact I don't remember that at all. I'm not sure what it was like on your end, but my perspective was fairly different. I remember people gasping and saying, "No! Don't do it from that high!" or something similar. Then things get a little fuzzy...

 

[asutickler]

lol, please. You need to see what I can REALLY do. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

lol, please. You need to see what I can REALLY do. 😀

Well would you look at that. We finally agree 😀

 

[asutickler]

Well would you look at that. We finally agree 😀

Keep thinking that. 😉

 

[Persephone]

Are you looking forward to NEST? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Keep thinking that. 😉

....

 

[asutickler]

Are you looking forward to NEST? 😀

About as much as is humanl... Er... Rhinocerosly possible. 😀

....

This is my favorite unique Skippy expression: The "I can't decide whether to love it or run and hide" Skippy.

 

[natural tickler]

my brother, how was your oatmeal today??

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You just keep it up there, chuckles. Our paths will cross eventually... And rhinos have a very long memory. 😀

I ain't scared of you.

I mean, you're not scary at all, dude.

 

[asutickler]

my brother, how was your oatmeal today??

As I recall, good sir, the remoulade just a trifle on the tart side... But I must say that the souffle more than made up for it!

I ain't scared of you.

I mean, you're not scary at all, dude.

*sigh* You caught me... You know my deep, dark secret. I'm really all bark and no bite, and you could probably knock me to the ground and make me start crying with nothing but a light shove.

So why don't you come on and try it?

 

[BlackestLily]

*sigh* You caught me... You know my deep, dark secret. I'm really all bark and no bite, and you could probably knock me to the ground and make me start crying with nothing but a light shove.

Whew...I didn't want to be the one to say it but thank GOD that's finally out in the truthy-open.

Does confession heal your lavender soul?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

*sigh* You caught me... You know my deep, dark secret. I'm really all bark and no bite, and you could probably knock me to the ground and make me start crying with nothing but a light shove.

Finally you admit it.

 

[asutickler]

Whew...I didn't want to be the one to say it but thank GOD that's finally out in the truthy-open.

Does confession heal your lavender soul?

a) You've said it a hundred times.

b) Given your profession, you're not fooling anyone with your feigned ignorance of sarcasm.

c) Why don't you give my lavender soul a nice, thorough examination when it's chasing you around Philly?

Finally you admit it.

WTF? That wasn't even phrased as a question! DOUBLE PUNISHMENT FOR YOU!!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

WTF? That wasn't even phrased as a question! DOUBLE PUNISHMENT FOR YOU!!!

You're punishing me now? When you didn't even punish me for my non-question post before that. A little slow, are we?

 

[BlackestLily]

c) Why don't you give my lavender soul a nice, thorough examination when it's chasing you around Philly?

Is it hard to keep a straight face when you type those boldfaced lies?

 

[asutickler]

You're punishing me now? When you didn't even punish me for my non-question post before that. A little slow, are we?

I like to save it up for a rainy day.

Is it hard to keep a straight face when you type those boldfaced lies?

It really is... I can't imagine needing to chase you at all. It's more just a matter of "pounce and destroy."

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I like to save it up for a rainy day.

Sure. Those must be few and far in between in Arizona.

 

[BlackestLily]

It really is... I can't imagine needing to chase you at all. It's more just a matter of "pounce and destroy."

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I, for one, am very happy to know that even when I'm not around, that day's Rhino taunting quota will definitely be met by my more than qualified, magnificent wife...aren't you?

 

[slacker2114]

Looks like all the focus is on you, fellow pillar. Lyz never learns, Lily is STILL staying well away from me after last time, and now you got a freshman who has no clue. What's a rhino gonna do?

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Sorry Skippy, but I just had to ask this question to the Rhino which may or may not throw you under the bus...

Mr. Rhino, can't you picture Skippy the Hamburger Helper oven mitt holding up a tray of Hamburger Helper and yelling out at the top of her lungs, in as a Gerard Butler "300" manner as possible, THIS. IS. PASTA.?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Looks like all the focus is on you, fellow pillar. Lyz never learns, Lily is STILL staying well away from me after last time, and now you got a freshman who has no clue. What's a rhino gonna do?

Don't you have your own question thread to answer?

 

[natural tickler]

Looks like all the focus is on you, fellow pillar. Lyz never learns, Lily is STILL staying well away from me after last time, and now you got a freshman who has no clue. What's a rhino gonna do?

some people never learn sometimes it seems

and afa the freshman who has no clue, it will be millions of years before it sinks into her brain

oh yeah the question

why dont you finally destroy the wannabes at NEST once and for all and finish this shit??