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Ask a Rhino!

Well pardon my mistake, kind sir. I was merely curious. :moon:

How's your weekend going? 😀


It's going all right, but I'm procrastinating. I finally found curtains for a couple of my remaining windows yesterday, but I'm being lazy about putting them up.
 
If you're making Rhino Frenzy: Attack of the Forced Cheeseburger the video game, what system would it be on and what kind of game would it be?
 
Do you have any pets? 🙂

I do! I have Hercules, who is 20 pounds worth of Satanic orange cat, and Tapper, who is an older Border Collie/Black Lab. I kind of inherited Tapper when my girlfriend moved to Kentucky, because Tapper doesn't get down with banjo-pickin'. 😛


If you're making Rhino Frenzy: Attack of the Forced Cheeseburger the video game, what system would it be on and what kind of game would it be?

First of all, let me just say, for the record, that that is the single finest game idea in the history of digital entertainment. If there was a Nobel Prize for video games, you would haz.

Rhino Frenzy: Attack of the Forced Cheeseburger would pretty much HAVE to be a PC game. It would be a free-form combination FPS and RPG, sort of like Fallout 3, only you would stalk the streets of Phoenix, AZ as The Lone Rhino, looking for sassy women who need a cheezeburger jammed into their mouths. The game would judge each burger-forcing for style, effectiveness, and brutality.

...I would go on, but I think I need to go take a cold shower now. Dayum. 😀


I want results - not excuses. Think you can handle that?

Woman, you're going to get more freakin' results than you EVER IMAGINED in about 30 days. PREPARE YOURSELF.


Did you also notice the coke can behind skip in her new sig pic?

ROFL, oddly enough, I did. I was like, "Hmph, I wonder whose drink that was?" 😀
 
I need to up the quality of my pictures if people are noticing cans of soda in the background instead of me :doh:

To be honest, I only noticed it because I had imagined tackling you head-on and making sweet rhino speed-dating love to you right there on the floor... Which made me realize that when I glanced up (in the wild throes of ecstasy), I'd be staring right at the business side of a Coke can. 😉
 
To be honest, I only noticed it because I had imagined tackling you head-on and making sweet rhino speed-dating love to you right there on the floor... Which made me realize that when I glanced up (in the wild throes of ecstasy), I'd be staring right at the business side of a Coke can. 😉
LMAO Now that's what I'm talkin' about :faint:
 
You best be coming in Thursday. Me and the woman will be getting in sometime Thursday evening and we'll need more for the first of many Steak N Shake runs. You in?
 
steak n shake...delish

anyhoo, it is concerning to me the Lily is damaging my name by telling untruths...may I include myself in to repair said damage??
 
Oh....! She just implied that Natural is inconsequential!!
 
steak n shake...delish

anyhoo, it is concerning to me the Lily is damaging my name by telling untruths...may I include myself in to repair said damage??

Dude, with the mouth she's developed since she started hanging around with Lyz, we're going to have to work out a full-blown SCHEDULE to give her her proper comeuppance. 😀


This is between me and Rhino. :evileye:

This isn't even a damn question. Now you're going to get TWICE the rhino whupping! :mwahaha:


What was your favorite costume to wear for Halloween when you were a kid?

Superman!!! 😀
 
Dude, with the mouth she's developed since she started hanging around with Lyz, we're going to have to work out a full-blown SCHEDULE to give her her proper comeuppance. 😀

Did you have any idea how much I would be beaming with pride and an overwhelming sense of accomplishment after reading this?
 
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