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Ask a Rhino!

I love ceiling fans. My apartment has one, and it's hideous.

Are you gonna have a pool?

Alas, my back yard is too little for a pool. My house has a rather large footprint, so it eats up most of my lot. The HOA maintains a nice community pool, though, and it's close to my house. 😀

*edit: Ok, so I just went and paced it off, and I guess I could put a small pool back there, after all... But I was really planning to go for a small outdoor kitchen with a grill, and maybe a nice little pond with a waterfall or something. I also want to put little sconces in around the inside of the fence, so that I can cut down some Tiki torches and stick them in there medieval-style. 😀


I's good. Counting down the days to MTP. :excited:

Do you count down to a gathering that you'll be attending? 😀

Yes, yes I do. I'm counting down to Bella's party already. 🙂


You know they are plotting against you, don't you?

I sure do... But it doesn't bother me. They can get together with ALL of their little friends and plot, for all I care. I can take them all on, be it singly or en masse, and win. Easily. 😀

Damn it feels good to be a rhino. :mwahaha:
 
But I was really planning to go for a small outdoor kitchen with a grill, and maybe a nice little pond with a waterfall or something. I also want to put little sconces in around the inside of the fence, so that I can cut down some Tiki torches and stick them in there medieval-style. 😀

Your idea is way better.

Would you rather be covered in your own fecal matter for 24 hours or someone else's (disease-free) seman for one hour?
 
Would you rather never be able to brush or otherwise clean your teeth ever again, or never be able to cut or otherwise shorten your nails ever again?
 
Would you rather never be able to brush or otherwise clean your teeth ever again, or never be able to cut or otherwise shorten your nails ever again?

Nails. You don't have to taste them, and I could sharpen them into awesome weapons. 😀
 
If you could only have sex with one person for the rest of your life, would you rather it be someone you were completely and entirely unattracted to in every imaginable way - or your dream girl, but someone in your family would have to watch.
 
If you could only have sex with one person for the rest of your life, would you rather it be someone you were completely and entirely unattracted to in every imaginable way - or your dream girl, but someone in your family would have to watch.

My dream girl. I'd make my brother some popcorn and show off my mad skillz. 😛
 
If you could hop on a plane and go anywhere right now where would you go and how long would you stay?
 
Would you prefer Lyz able to only talk shit but no longer ticklish OR Lyz with her lips stapled shut but 10 times more ticklish?
 
If you saw that I was stuck in an air vent with only my upturned bare feet showing, would you...

A) try to help me out of the vent

B) tickle me for a while first, then proceed to help me out of vent

C) tickle me for a while first, then tickle me some more as I have no chance of escaping your tickling fingers?
 
Would you prefer Lyz able to only talk shit but no longer ticklish OR Lyz with her lips stapled shut but 10 times more ticklish?

I'm going to DEFINITELY go with the "lips stapled shut but 10 times more ticklish" one. For real. I just bought an industrial stapler.


How's you? 😀

I'm good! Kassi is out here visiting, so I actually took some time off from work! (*gasp shock horror*) I'm livin' la vida lazy until Tuesday. 😀


If you saw that I was stuck in an air vent with only my upturned bare feet showing, would you...

A) try to help me out of the vent

B) tickle me for a while first, then proceed to help me out of vent

C) tickle me for a while first, then tickle me some more as I have no chance of escaping your tickling fingers?

I'm going to have to go with option A... Or possibly with option D, which is "set the building on fire to see if he's just faking it." 😛
 
I'm good! Kassi is out here visiting, so I actually took some time off from work! (*gasp shock horror*) I'm livin' la vida lazy until Tuesday. 😀

That is awesome. Got any plans for while she's there and you're off from work? 😀
 
That is awesome. Got any plans for while she's there and you're off from work? 😀


I managed to suppress my antisocial nature enough to have some of her friends over for a party last night... We did sushi (yay!) and karaoke (bleh!!!) the night before. The day before that we hung out with my brother's kids for a while and took our pets in to the vet. Tomorrow we're gonna go to the zoo, I think. Not sure what's going on today, mostly because I'm the only one up so far.
 
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