Ask a Rhino!

[kered]

Do rhinos sleep on nests that are made of dollars?

 

[asutickler]

Do rhinos sleep on nests that are made of dollars?

YES!!! Think of Smaug from "The Hobbit," only a pile of dollars is a lot more comfy than a pile of gold and treasures. 😀

 

[TropicThunder]

What do you want for Christmas?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Why are you trying to make me go Rocky Balboa meets Ivan Drago on your face?

 

[slacker2114]

Do you think we should work out a "good cop/bad cop" routine for Skippy and Lily?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I managed to suppress my antisocial nature enough to have some of her friends over for a party last night... We did sushi (yay!) and karaoke (bleh!!!) the night before. The day before that we hung out with my brother's kids for a while and took our pets in to the vet. Tomorrow we're gonna go to the zoo, I think. Not sure what's going on today, mostly because I'm the only one up so far.

That's awesome.

Did you actually participate with the karaoke? What song did you butcher?

 

[asutickler]

What do you want for Christmas?

I'd REALLY like to find a way to sneak off to Rochester for the Superbowl gathering... 😀

Why are you trying to make me go Rocky Balboa meets Ivan Drago on your face?

Just gonna siiiit here and hear you wail...
But that's all right because I love the way you fail. 😀

Do you think we should work out a "good cop/bad cop" routine for Skippy and Lily?

Hmmm... I'm not sure if either of us are really qualified to be the "good cop." How about mean cop/cruel cop? 😀

That's awesome.

Did you actually participate with the karaoke? What song did you butcher?

Rhinos NEVER sing. And the world is a better place for it. 😛

 

[natural tickler]

just to let you and Slacker know, I softened Miss Lily up this past weekend, although I know you didn't need it. Thought it would be my duty to assist the Brotherhood any way I could..If you need any pointer to help send her to the point of no return, then I will fill you in....

oh yeah the question

how was your oatmeal??

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Did you have a good birthday?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

So, Wife and I were perusing through our late-night shenanigans from a while back, and I stumbled upon this wonderful, memory-jogging gem of a bet that we started to make.

We should bet that if I win you have to put "I am Rambi, the tender rhinoceros and official pet of IFD" in your signature until Bella's 2011 😀

I want this to happen. Figure out your end so that we can make it official and you can hurry up and lose. 😀 Not a question - a command!

 

[slacker2114]

So, Wife and I were perusing through our late-night shenanigans from a while back, and I stumbled upon this wonderful, memory-jogging gem of a bet that we started to make.



I want this to happen. Figure out your end so that we can make it official and you can hurry up and lose. 😀 Not a question - a command!

While normally, I wouldn't expect you to take commands from any of those little subbies, I think Lyz having "I'm the little kitty that couldn't" in her sig for a year would be pretty epic.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

While normally, I wouldn't expect you to take commands from any of those little subbies, I think Lyz having "I'm the little kitty that couldn't" in her sig for a year would be pretty epic.

That's gay. In addition to being gay, it's even gayer because if I lose the bet (which will never happen because my wife is ferocious) it's because my wife "couldn't", not me. Fucking duh, Slackerbitch.

 

[slacker2114]

That's gay. In addition to being gay, it's even gayer because if I lose the bet (which will never happen because my wife is ferocious) it's because my wife "couldn't", not me. Fucking duh, Slackerbitch.

Ok then, how about "I got mauled by a Rhino at Bella Bash 2010 because me and my wife fail miserably"?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I WILL NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MY WIFE!!!!!!

 

[asutickler]

just to let you and Slacker know, I softened Miss Lily up this past weekend, although I know you didn't need it. Thought it would be my duty to assist the Brotherhood any way I could..If you need any pointer to help send her to the point of no return, then I will fill you in....

oh yeah the question

how was your oatmeal??

Thank you, my good man, for doing your part to assist the cause. Keeping these ladies' mouths in check is a full-time job, and, unfortunately, they are able to spend most of the year hiding from us.

Now as to your question...

The remoulade was a trifle tart... But the souffle more than made up for it!

Did you have a good birthday?

I had a GREAT birthday! I got no less than three different cakes from various folks, some cool presents, and an avalanche of Facebook love the likes of which I've never seen before... All in all, a pretty good day. Even if I *AM* older now.

So, Wife and I were perusing through our late-night shenanigans from a while back, and I stumbled upon this wonderful, memory-jogging gem of a bet that we started to make.

I want this to happen. Figure out your end so that we can make it official and you can hurry up and lose. 😀 Not a question - a command!

lol, are you SURE about this? All I have to do is break down your wife, if you recall... I don't think she can handle a rhinoceros in SRS BZNS mode.

But if you're really looking to humiliate yourselves, I'm sure I can come up with a suitable prize for you. 😀

Ok then, how about "I got mauled by a Rhino at Bella Bash 2010 because me and my wife fail miserably"?

Bwaaaahahaha!!! How about "I got mauled by a rhino at Bella Bash 2010 because the Impenetrable Fortress of Doom is about as badass as tissue paper?" We have to think of something that'll make them hang their heads in shame whenever they log in. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

Sup Rhino? How ya doing today buddy?

 

[BellaRisa]

1. Have you booked your flights for the Bash?

2. Are you coming to the Funnybone to see Bill Burr with the rest of us?

3. If I told you I've been working out and these days you couldn't possibly pwn me the way you did earlier this year, would you believe me?

 

[asutickler]

Sup Rhino? How ya doing today buddy?

I'm doing all right! Figuring out my new Blackberry and adjusting to being an older man... Exciting times.

1. Have you booked your flights for the Bash?

No, not yet. *procrastinating rhino!*

2. Are you coming to the Funnybone to see Bill Burr with the rest of us?

That one I'm not too sure about. Rhinos don't really do concerts or concert-like things.

3. If I told you I've been working out and these days you couldn't possibly pwn me the way you did earlier this year, would you believe me?

Oh gosh, oh gosh, this dismays me greatly... For I have not been working out a lot out of boredom because my girlfriend is off in Kentucky or anything, and I'm certainly not capable of presenting a physical challenge to a woman of your obvious might. You should use your new-found powers to take me down and show me who's boss at the earliest opportunity... Surely I shall not be a match for you now!

...Also, just on the minuscule chance that I *am* still capable of taking you on, I'll practice up on my drawing skills and think of all SORTS of fun things to make you say. 😀 But that'll totally never happen, because you're gonna whup my ass. *nods earnestly and sincerely*

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Did you buy your costume yet?

 

[natural tickler]

my man Rhino!!!

'sup bro... yanno it seems Miss Lily just doesn't get how bad she will be wrecked...if only there was a way to give her a taste early!!!


btw, how was the oatmeal??

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why does Natural always ask you about the oatmeal? Is that a joke between you two?

 

[asutickler]

Did you buy your costume yet?

No, not yet. >.< I shall get on that forthwith.

my man Rhino!!!

'sup bro... yanno it seems Miss Lily just doesn't get how bad she will be wrecked...if only there was a way to give her a taste early!!!


btw, how was the oatmeal??

You know, I'm actually GLAD that she can't get a taste early... We'll just let her imagination stew over the many horrible possibilities, and then we'll get to watch with glee as reality exceeds even her very worst expectations. It's gonna be great. 😀

As to the breaking of my fast... Well, my good man, the remoulade WAS a trifle tart. But the souffle more than made up for it!

Why does Natural always ask you about the oatmeal? Is that a joke between you two?

Oh my dear young lady... This is no joke! When gentlemen of taste and breeding discuss their morning repast, it is always very serious business.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you have any idea how disappointed I'm going to be if you show up sans cop outfit?

 

[asutickler]

Do you have any idea how disappointed I'm going to be if you show up sans cop outfit?

Relax, jeez... Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a costume that's truly badass and intimidating? Particularly in a size XLT?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Oh my dear young lady... This is no joke! When gentlemen of taste and breeding discuss their morning repast, it is always very serious business.

Well pardon my mistake, kind sir. I was merely curious.

How's your weekend going? 😀