Ask a Rhino!

[asutickler]

Hmm...I see your point.

Will you train IFD in the art of stoicism so that we can add it to our massive arsenal of psychological weaponry?

Of course.

And I can't WAIT until y'all see my training methods. 😀 Thanks for signing everyone up!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Of course.

And I can't WAIT until y'all see my training methods. 😀 Thanks for signing everyone up!

LOLOLOL IFD will know that I was just trying to make us more formidable. It's the thought that counts, yes?

 

[asutickler]

LOLOLOL IFD will know that I was just trying to make us more formidable. It's the thought that counts, yes?

In my book, YES! 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

How do you feel now that you know inside that you have broken the rhino code of conduct and fabricated VICIOUS LIES about another member of the animal kingdom?

 

[asutickler]

How do you feel now that you know inside that you have broken the rhino code of conduct and fabricated VICIOUS LIES about another member of the animal kingdom?

Rhinos never lie.


...And you're a house-cat masquerading as a lion. "Another member of the animal kingdom" my ass. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Oh, but the facts tell another story entirely...observe

 

[BlackestLily]

...And you're a house-cat masquerading as a lion. "Another member of the animal kingdom" my ass. 😀

OOooooooooooooooooooooo!! Shark is gonna get you now!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ok, this probably has an obvious answer, but I'll ask it anyways: How did you get the nickname Rhino? 🙂

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Who is your favorite Disney villain?

 

[BlackestLily]

Favorite comic series within the last year to read?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you condition your hair?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What size hoodie do you wear?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you buy manly soap?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What word do you always spell wrong the first time?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you hate dress socks as much as the rest of the world?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you prefer digital clocks or the kind with hands?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What's your favorite character trait in yourself? In others?

 

[BlackestLily]

If we all pooled our resources and bought a bigass house and called it The Pad, would you move in or stay where you are?

 

[TropicThunder]

If we all pooled our resources and bought a bigass house and called it The Pad, would you move in or stay where you are?

^ ^

do you think it would make a funny sitcom too?

[audience laugh]

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How was your day? 😀

 

[asutickler]

Holy crap... Does curiosity NEVER cease around here? 😵

Ok, this probably has an obvious answer, but I'll ask it anyways: How did you get the nickname Rhino? 🙂

Allow me to preface this by saying that my antics were inspired by a certain famous internet fellow by the bane of "bloodninja." Google it if you don't know what I'm talking about. 😉 One day long ago I was online minding my business and playing around in an old-school chatroom. Some fellow came in and proceeded to start telling everyone that he was a model, and a millionaire, and played pro football, and on and on and on ad nauseum. Most folks of this nature, as you probably know, tire of the charade rather quickly... But this guy didn't. He kept on and on, until he finally got on my nerves. And that's when I announced, quite seriously, that I was a fucking rhinoceros. I kept talking about what a bitch it was to learn to type by holding a chopstick between my teeth. And how much I hate having to eat soggy hay. And all the latest gossip I'd heard about the other creatures at the zoo. Everyone aside from the aforementioned a-hole thought it was hilarious. Mr. Millionaire Model kept bitching and whining and complaining, which only encouraged me. Finally I stopped using real words and conversed in nothing but rhinoceros onomatopoeia, which mostly consists of variations on the word "snort." It was amazingly fun, so I kept it up even after the annoying dude left in a huff. 😀 Ever since, I've had a tendency to refer to myself as a rhinoceros. Sometimes in the generalized third person, even. 🙂 Yep, I'm a TOTALLY normal and well-adjusted adult.

Who is your favorite Disney villain?

Hades, from "Hercules."

Favorite comic series within the last year to read?

Thor. It was always one of my favorites as a kid, and it's been friggin' awesome for a while now, ever since Ragnarok. 😀

Do you condition your hair?

My shampoo has conditioner built in. I have a penis, so I'll be damned if I'm going to buy that crap separately.

What size hoodie do you wear?

XL. I don't like them to be too baggy.

Do you buy manly soap?

Old Spice High Endurance FTW. "Pure Sport" scent.

What word do you always spell wrong the first time?

There are a few, but "necessity" is probably the worst offender.

Do you hate dress socks as much as the rest of the world?

I hate them more, since they only seem to go up to size 12 if you're a man. I need a 14.

Do you prefer digital clocks or the kind with hands?

Digital for my alarm clocks, hands for watches and anything decorative.

What's your favorite character trait in yourself? In others?

In myself: I generally go out of my way to avoid hurting people... Even when I'd really like to.

In others: I like people who are kind-hearted, to be perfectly honest.

If we all pooled our resources and bought a bigass house and called it The Pad, would you move in or stay where you are?

I'd be sorely tempted to move in. Or at least buy a share so that I could vacation there. 😀

^ ^

do you think it would make a funny sitcom too?

[audience laugh]

Hells yes! 😀

How was your day? 😀

It was mostly shitty, and rather unusual... Bleh.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Allow me to preface this by saying that my antics were inspired by a certain famous internet fellow by the bane of "bloodninja." Google it if you don't know what I'm talking about. 😉 One day long ago I was online minding my business and playing around in an old-school chatroom. Some fellow came in and proceeded to start telling everyone that he was a model, and a millionaire, and played pro football, and on and on and on ad nauseum. Most folks of this nature, as you probably know, tire of the charade rather quickly... But this guy didn't. He kept on and on, until he finally got on my nerves. And that's when I announced, quite seriously, that I was a fucking rhinoceros. I kept talking about what a bitch it was to learn to type by holding a chopstick between my teeth. And how much I hate having to eat soggy hay. And all the latest gossip I'd heard about the other creatures at the zoo. Everyone aside from the aforementioned a-hole thought it was hilarious. Mr. Millionaire Model kept bitching and whining and complaining, which only encouraged me. Finally I stopped using real words and conversed in nothing but rhinoceros onomatopoeia, which mostly consists of variations on the word "snort." It was amazingly fun, so I kept it up even after the annoying dude left in a huff. 😀 Ever since, I've had a tendency to refer to myself as a rhinoceros. Sometimes in the generalized third person, even. 🙂 Yep, I'm a TOTALLY normal and well-adjusted adult.

Nice.

And here I thought it was because you're built like a rhino. 😛



Are you doing anything for Halloween? 🙂

 

[asutickler]

Nice.

And here I thought it was because you're built like a rhino. 😛



Are you doing anything for Halloween? 🙂

I hate to admit it, but I'm rather stunted and paltry by rhinoceros standards. My relatives can rock out at up to 8,000 lbs... I'm barely 3% of that. 🙁

Aside from making sure the neighbors realize that I'm patently unfriendly, I have no real Halloween plans. 😛

 

[slacker2114]

You're not forcing cheeseburgers on the neighborhood kids? You've changed, man.

 

[natural tickler]

my man!! wut up bro??

and how was the oatmeal today??