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[slacker2114]

Legendarily lame?

 

[asutickler]

Legendarily lame?

This.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Legendarily lame?

You are gonna be legendarily fucked when my wife gets her hands on you.

 

[BlackestLily]

You are gonna be legendarily fucked when my wife gets her hands on you.

I'm gonna give'em "the business".

 

[slacker2114]

The "IFD business" which consists of a lot of whining, pleading and apologizing for all the shit talking for the past few months? Yeah, I've seen that before. It's as ineffective as you two clowns are.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

The "IFD business" which consists of a lot of whining, pleading and apologizing for all the shit talking for the past few months? Yeah, I've seen that before. It's as ineffective as you two clowns are.

Who in holy hell have you seen whine, plead or apologize? Not this fucking girl, that's for damn sure.

 

[asutickler]

Who in holy hell have you seen whine, plead or apologize? Not this fucking girl, that's for damn sure.

...oh CLEARly. 😉

 

[slacker2114]

Just last week....

Me: Oh yeah, I have a message for you
Lyz: Oh no no, please don't!!
Me: 3......2....
Lyz: No no no don't
Me: ....1......CLEAR!!!
Lyz: EEEEEEEEE...NOOOOO

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

...oh CLEARly. 😉

I am burning holes into your big rhino forehead right now with my eyes. Can you feel it?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Just last week....

Me: Oh yeah, I have a message for you
Lyz: Oh no no, please don't!!
Me: 3......2....
Lyz: No no no don't
Me: ....1......CLEAR!!!
Lyz: EEEEEEEEE...NOOOOO

I never EVER EVER said "Please don't" I said "No way fuck off!"

 

[slacker2114]

I never EVER EVER said "Please don't" I said "No way fuck off!"

That's a TOTAL fucking lie and you know it. Hell, for a minute a thought you were gonna cry.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

That's a TOTAL fucking lie and you know it. Hell, for a minute a thought you were gonna cry.

IT IS NOT A LIE YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR I DID NOT SAY PLEASE DON'T I HAVE NEVER EVER SAID PLEASE DON'T EVER NEVER EVER!!!!!!

 

[slacker2114]

Methinks the kitten doth protest too much. What say you, Dr. Rhino?

 

[asutickler]

Methinks the kitten doth protest too much. What say you, Dr. Rhino?

In my professional opinion you are correct, Dr. Slacker. She wouldn't get THIS worked up over something that had actually never happened.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

In my professional opinion you are correct, Dr. Slacker. She wouldn't get THIS worked up over something that had actually never happened.

Incorrect, my friend. If it had really happened I would just find some sassy way of denying it and turning it back onto you 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How's you? 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

Banana or Carrot?

 

[texastickler]

So! How the heck is the forums finest Rhino doing? Any awesome plans for the weekend?

 

[asutickler]

How's you? 😀

I's ok!!! How's you? 😀

Banana or Carrot?

Carrot. Bananas are gross.

So! How the heck is the forums finest Rhino doing? Any awesome plans for the weekend?

I'm a-ok! This weekend I'm going to finish putting up window blinds in my house, maybe figure out some curtains or something for my picture window (I may need to hit my mom up for tech support) and clean up so that Kassi doesn't make fun of me when she comes to visit next week.

 

[vladtickleman22]

Since Skip denies ever saying please don't in this very thread. Do you intend on making her say it when next you two meet?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'm buying new face jewelry for Bella's. Suggestions?

 

[slacker2114]

Dude, you totally need to get these... http://www.attitudearcade.com/pd_sports_coverage_pittsburgh_steelers.cfm Are they awesome or what???

 

[asutickler]

Since Skip denies ever saying please don't in this very thread. Do you intend on making her say it when next you two meet?

Actually, no. I plan on making her scream it right up until the moment she expires due to refusing to select a safeword. 😀

I'm buying new face jewelry for Bella's. Suggestions?

Something that won't catch in one of my nostrils when I headbutt you into next week.

Dude, you totally need to get these... http://www.attitudearcade.com/pd_sports_coverage_pittsburgh_steelers.cfm Are they awesome or what???

Dude, holy SHIT! Not only do they have team logos, and not only are they made from the same material as an NFL jersey... But they're actually quite tasteful looking curtains! I may have to look into this. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Actually, no. I plan on making her scream it right up until the moment she expires due to refusing to select a safeword. 😀

I haven't been able to decipher whether you're really happy or really unhappy that I didn't want a safeword. Either way - you keep bringing it up. I'm not sure how to feel about that...

And, I did not refuse to select a safeword. I simply alluded to the idea that it may be more fun without one 😀

Something that won't catch in one of my nostrils when I headbutt you into next week.

I was thinking of experimenting with a hoop, but I don't think I'm a hoop-rockin' kinda girl. I want something a little more noticable, though.

What are you tackling after all the windows are blinded and treated and so on and so forth?

 

[asutickler]

What are you tackling after all the windows are blinded and treated and so on and so forth?

Ceiling fans! Garage door opener! Landscaping! Maybe even some painting, if I feel all crazy...


I think the fans are gonna be next. Ideally, I need 7 of them. 😵