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Ask a Rhino!

slacker2114 said:
Dear Dr. Rhino,

I will be paying a visit to the home of one Tittieflapper McKittencookies in a few days. Is there any sort of message you would like me to pass on to her from you?

Sincerely,
Social call Slacker
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Dear Social Call Slacker,


If you could find it in your heart, there is a one-word message that I would like for you to deliver to Kittentitty McOrangecookies for me. The one word is:

CLEAR!!!

She may not be responsive to this message at first, so I would like to humbly request that you repeat it as necessary until it begins to sink in. 😀

Yours in the struggle against female abusiveness,

The Rhinoceros
 
...

I anticipate a family emergency that will take up the entire 24 hour period of Wednesday next week...
 
If you do succeed in fulfilling any of these crazy little fantasies you've concocted about breaking me, are you prepared to offer me some sweet and loving aftercare?
 
ticklingnemesis said:
When was the last time you visited Minnesota? 🙂
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February of 2007. I kinda miss it. 🙁


Skipadeedoodah said:
If you do succeed in fulfilling any of these crazy little fantasies you've concocted about breaking me, are you prepared to offer me some sweet and loving aftercare?
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Since you refused to select one, your safeword is going to be your death rattle. Ergo your aftercare shall consist of me throwing a handful of centipedes onto your face, just to make sure you're not faking. :blowkiss:
 
asutickler said:
February of 2007. I kinda miss it. 🙁




Since you refused to select one, your safeword is going to be your death rattle. Ergo your aftercare shall consist of me throwing a handful of centipedes onto your face, just to make sure you're not faking. :blowkiss:
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...you're doin' it wrong
 
Since your nickname is Rhino, have you thought about asking Jeff or Myriads about changing your screenname to reflect it? :idunno:
 
ticklingnemesis said:
What's your favorite movie?
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I have a whole bunch of favorites, but the top three are probably Gladiator, Braveheart, and The Dark Knight.


Skipadeedoodah said:
Have you picked out your costume yet?
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Not yet! Patience! 😀


natural tickler said:
and so, my good sir, how was your oatmeal today??
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Well, my good man, the rémoulade was a trifle tart... But the souffle more than made up for it.


ticklingnemesis said:
Since your nickname is Rhino, have you thought about asking Jeff or Myriads about changing your screenname to reflect it? :idunno:
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I haven't really. I have an asutickler e-mail and messenger account, I'm asutickler on other tickling forums, I have the whole store that sells asutickler-themed merchandise... 😛 It's just kind of habit at this point.
 
asutickler said:
I haven't really. I have an asutickler e-mail and messenger account, I'm asutickler on other tickling forums, I have the whole store that sells asutickler-themed merchandise... 😛 It's just kind of habit at this point.
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You have a store that sells asutickler-themed merchandise?!? :shock:
 
Laborious. 😛 I worked for a few hours on Saturday and again today, and in between I taught myself how to install window blinds.
 
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