Ask a Rhino!

[BlackestLily]

Game/software designer, lawyer (I took the LSAT, but never applied to law school), or zoologist. 🙂

I'll probably never DO any of those things, though. But one day I'm actually going to try my hand at writing a novel.

How long have you had the story turning around in your head? Was it influenced by other things you've read?

 

[Canadian_Eh]

What's your most favourite memory thus far in life?

How come you've never asked me a question in my ask me thread (Aside from the fact it's buried by 4 pages 😛 )

 

[asutickler]

How long have you had the story turning around in your head? Was it influenced by other things you've read?

There's actually a few of them... And yes. I want to write either a gritty-type fantasy novel or a real world (modern day) thriller, because those are my favorite types of books to read.

What's your most favourite memory thus far in life?

How come you've never asked me a question in my ask me thread (Aside from the fact it's buried by 4 pages 😛 )

OMG, I have way, way too many favorites to pick just one. I gripe about my life a lot... But in certain ways I've been really blessed. 🙂

...And I didn't even know you had one. 😛

 

[Canadian_Eh]

There's actually a few of them... And yes. I want to write either a gritty-type fantasy novel or a real world (modern day) thriller, because those are my favorite types of books to read.





OMG, I have way, way too many favorites to pick just one. I gripe about my life a lot... But in certain ways I've been really blessed. 🙂

...And I didn't even know you had one. 😛

I do have one, but i'm pretty sure it's buried pretty far!

Okay, that wasn't a fair question, would asking what your top three favourites are be more fair?

 

[asutickler]

I do have one, but i'm pretty sure it's buried pretty far!

Okay, that wasn't a fair question, would asking what your top three favourites are be more fair?

Try top 50. 😛 I'm not good with picking amongst stuff like that.

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Are ALL Rhinos hard to please?? 😛 😛

 

[asutickler]

Are ALL Rhinos hard to please?? 😛 😛

Yes! It's the nature of the beast, so to speak. 😉

 

[Canadian_Eh]

So tell me O'wise Rhino.. Why am I up at this hour instead of sleeping?!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Good morning, Mr. Rhino! What is/was on the agenda today? 😀

 

[asutickler]

So tell me O'wise Rhino.. Why am I up at this hour instead of sleeping?!

It's called YOUTH. One day you'll be old and grizzled like me, and then you'll pass out before 2AM every night no matter what. It's pathetic. 😛

Good morning, Mr. Rhino! What is/was on the agenda today? 😀

Work work work work work...

I got in at 9:11 this morning, and left at 9:23 this evening. It's annoying as Hell, but at least I get paid by the hour. 😀

 

[Canadian_Eh]

It's called YOUTH. One day you'll be old and grizzled like me, and then you'll pass out before 2AM every night no matter what. It's pathetic. 😛





Work work work work work...

I got in at 9:11 this morning, and left at 9:23 this evening. It's annoying as Hell, but at least I get paid by the hour. 😀

I passed out at 7pm lastnight, Does this mean i'm getting "old and grizzled" like you now?!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What is something that most people would be surprised to find out about you?

 

[slacker2114]

How does it feel to know that Cookie Tits and Lambchop have placed you below Imfailer on the ferociousness list?

 

[natural tickler]

Isn't ironic that Team"I cannot dominate a damn thing" in the next three months will dig a hole so deep Jacques Cousteau cant save them??

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been to Rollag?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I haven't heard from you in a couple days. Did my wife destroy you without me? Should I be awaiting my shipment of rhino-skin wallpaper?

 

[asutickler]

I passed out at 7pm lastnight, Does this mean i'm getting "old and grizzled" like you now?!

No, I'm old and grizzled because I usually go to bed at 1 AM these days. 7 PM means you're ready for the old folks' home. 😀

What is something that most people would be surprised to find out about you?

I own a 3 foot tall stuffed Pikachu. 😛

How does it feel to know that Cookie Tits and Lambchop have placed you below Imfailer on the ferociousness list?

Cookie Tits and Lambchop are clearly becoming aware of the nightmare that awaits them in Columbus, and are now desperately engaging in self-delusion to prevent fear from crippling them. Honestly, at this point if they allowed themselves to acknowledge the truth, they wouldn't be able to get along in their day-to-day lives.

Isn't ironic that Team"I cannot dominate a damn thing" in the next three months will dig a hole so deep Jacques Cousteau cant save them??

No... That's pretty much their job. Life would be a lot more civilized if they could come right out and say, "Hello Mr. Rhino/Slacker/NT, I love being tickled, and I would appreciate it of you would indulge in this activity with me." For some reason, however, their method of "asking" involves telling us to go fuck ourselves for three months straight, and then fleeing in terror when they see us...

Humans never cease to amaze me. 😀

Have you ever been to Rollag?

I have NOT had that extreme pleasure, no. 😛

I haven't heard from you in a couple days. Did my wife destroy you without me? Should I be awaiting my shipment of rhino-skin wallpaper?

I have been at work, Yosimite Cookietits, and unable to respond to your blathering. If your little pal had "destroyed" me, you would have gotten an angry call from Satan in regards to unusual weather patterns in Hell...

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I own a 3 foot tall stuffed Pikachu

Do you cuddle with him at night?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been to Renville? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

...they could come right out and say, "Hello Mr. Rhino/Slacker/NT, I love being tickled, and I would appreciate it of you would indulge in this activity with me."

Besides being 110% not my style, wouldn't that be pathetically boring for us both?

 

[slacker2114]

Besides being 110% not my style, wouldn't that be pathetically boring for us both?

If I may interject here, Dr. Rhino...

You're right, it would be rather boring. However, Kitten McCookietits, you go to the lengths of deluding yourselves into actually believing the nonsense you spew from your respective pieholes. And then have the audacity to claim you never said any of those things when face to face with a charging rhino/angry bull/militant black man. THAT'S what gets you in so deep.

Would you agree with that assessment, Dr. Rhino?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

If I may interject here, Dr. Rhino...

You're right, it would be rather boring. However, Kitten McCookietits, you go to the lengths of deluding yourselves into actually believing the nonsense you spew from your respective pieholes. And then have the audacity to claim you never said any of those things when face to face with a charging rhino/angry bull/militant black man. THAT'S what gets you in so deep.

Would you agree with that assessment, Dr. Rhino?

This is NOT the ''Ask a Slackerbitch'' thread. Mind your business!

 

[asutickler]

Do you cuddle with him at night?

Only when you're not there. 😉

Have you ever been to Renville? 😀

Nope. Been to Willmar and Montevideo though. 🙂

Besides being 110% not my style, wouldn't that be pathetically boring for us both?

Yes... However your odds of survival would be MUCH better. 😀

If I may interject here, Dr. Rhino...

You're right, it would be rather boring. However, Kitten McCookietits, you go to the lengths of deluding yourselves into actually believing the nonsense you spew from your respective pieholes. And then have the audacity to claim you never said any of those things when face to face with a charging rhino/angry bull/militant black man. THAT'S what gets you in so deep.

Would you agree with that assessment, Dr. Rhino?

I concur with every single word. Cookiekitten McTittyballs and Lammy Sheeperson need nothing more than a big, solid dose of REALITY, right between the eyes...

Or the toes, or along the earlobe, or etc. Same difference.

This is NOT the ''Ask a Slackerbitch'' thread. Mind your business!

What? I saw your lips move, but all I heard was "carn-sarn resa-freckin'... Oooooooh AH HATE that rrrrrrrrrabbit!!!" 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Only when you're not there. ;

Yes... However your odds of survival would be MUCH better. 😀


I concur with every single word. Cookiekitten McTittyballs and Lammy Sheeperson need nothing more than a big, solid dose of REALITY, right between the eyes...

Or the toes, or along the earlobe, or etc. Same difference.


What? I saw your lips move, but all I heard was "carn-sarn resa-freckin'... Oooooooh AH HATE that rrrrrrrrrabbit!!!" 😀

In order...



Perhaps...but still boring

Don't tease Slackerbitch by pretending he's ever right. It's not fair to him.

 

[slacker2114]

Dear Dr. Rhino,

I will be paying a visit to the home of one Tittieflapper McKittencookies in a few days. Is there any sort of message you would like me to pass on to her from you?

Sincerely,
Social call Slacker