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Ask a Rhino!

slacker2114 said:
Awwww, did the little fail-kitten just threaten me? So KYOOOOOOT!!


Tell me, Rhino, is messing with smaller animals like her always this much fun?
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SIR. AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED I'M A GODDAMN ELEPHANT. AN ANGRY, ANGRY ELEPHANT WITH BIGASS TUSKS. Also with an eyepatch and sharp looking new goatee. Thanks for the donation. 😀
 
1. You're not an elephant, you're a lamb.
2. Those aren't tusks, those are cardboard tubes from old paper towel rolls that you colored white.
3. That's not a goatee, you just glued the pubes to your face that you bought from Scott Tenorman.
 
asutickler said:
Don't you see? When you resist... I win. When you give up... I win. 😀

Thankfully, when I win, that means you win too. Namely, you win the prize that you've been campaigning so hard for lately. 😀
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LOL No, wife and I win forever infinity with no more infinities, the end.
slacker2114 said:
1. You're not an elephant, you're a lamb.
2. Those aren't tusks, those are cardboard tubes from old paper towel rolls that you colored white.
3. That's not a goatee, you just glued the pubes to your face that you bought from Scott Tenorman.
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I'm the deadliest lamb EVER. And these aren't pubes, it's my billy goat gruff.
 
Well well, it seems Rhinos earned the People's Elbow, but Slackers earn The Cutter.
 
There still remains a little thing between us, Purry, and you won't be able to flick it away like a BOOGER.

I'm not going to pose myself or make threats. It's not my way. I will simply jump on you the second I see you whether it is in the motel lobby or you are sitting on Bella's couch under the orange wall and not care who is around to witness it.

I'm gonna gitcha.
 
kered said:
There still remains a little thing between us, Purry, and you won't be able to flick it away like a BOOGER.

I'm not going to pose myself or make threats. It's not my way. I will simply jump on you the second I see you whether it is in the motel lobby or you are sitting on Bella's couch under the orange wall and not care who is around to witness it.

I'm gonna gitcha.
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That's it, I'm having my admittedly already awful furniture covered in Bash-Guard (like Scotch Guard but way more intense :waterballoon:)

Also, Under the Orange Wall would make a great blog title. Or Shel Silverstein book 😎
 
Dear Rhino,

Does Rawr-kitten and Lambchop really believe they have the power to end any of us, let alone all of us? And if so, how much crack did they have to smoke to believe such a falsehood?

Sincerely,
Puzzled in PA
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
You will all meet a cruel and vicious demise.

That is all.
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Don't sing it...


slacker2114 said:
Dear Rhino,

Does Rawr-kitten and Lambchop really believe they have the power to end any of us, let alone all of us? And if so, how much crack did they have to smoke to believe such a falsehood?

Sincerely,
Puzzled in PA
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Dear Puzzled,

First, let me think you for phrasing your question in such a polite manner. You should see some of the vulgar queries that I have to put up with in this thread. To answer your question, yes. Yes, they do. They seem to have gotten a strange sense of power and superiority from pwning Imfailer, and think that their success in that venture will translate to success against any and/or all of us.

Their seeming break with reality is disturbing, but easily rectified once we have them in front of us in November.

Your comrade,

The Rhinoceros


ticklingnemesis said:
Boxers or briefs? 😉
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Boxers! Unless I'm playing sports, of course. 🙂
 
Are you aware that even though my wife is taking up position on the front lines for me while I'm on vacation, I can still pop on at any time to pounce on and verbally spank you and anyone else who is giving her shit?
 
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