Ask a Rhino!

[BlackestLily]

I'll voluntarily allow you to try to cuff or tie me to something unmovable. 😀

LOL No no no. You have to go along with it, and sit down on whatever wife and I deem fit so we can rig something up. Man, rhinos are pussies. 😉

 

[asutickler]

LOL No no no. You have to go along with it, and sit down on whatever wife and I deem fit so we can rig something up. Man, rhinos are pussies. 😉

Rhinos just don't like anything that might delay the destruction of the deserving. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Rhinos just don't like anything that might delay the destruction of the deserving. 😀

We won't take too much of your time! I promise. 😀

 

[asutickler]

We won't take too much of your time! I promise. 😀

You know you don't want me to agree. You wouldn't want to have worked THIS hard at earning some real rhino torture only to find a way to actually delay or get OUT of it. That would be just awful. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

You know you don't want me to agree. You wouldn't want to have worked THIS hard at earning some real rhino torture only to find a way to actually delay or get OUT of it. That would be just awful. 🙂

LOL Wife and I have made a lot of progress, haven't we? Still so far to go. It feels like the journey has only begun.

 

[slacker2114]

Ask...a rhino? Are you shittin' me???

 

[asutickler]

LOL Wife and I have made a lot of progress, haven't we? Still so far to go. It feels like the journey has only begun.

In reality, y'all could just stop right now and it wouldn't make a difference. The thread with the rhino vs. lion poster alone was enough to earn you both a maximum, 110% effort.

Congratulations. 😀

 

[asutickler]

Ask...a rhino? Are you shittin' me???

I adopted it so that the "kitty go rawr!" girls would stop answering all the questions... I didn't start this mess.

 

[BlackestLily]

In reality, y'all could just stop right now and it wouldn't make a difference. The thread with the rhino vs. lion poster alone was enough to earn you both a maximum, 110% effort.

Congratulations. 😀

LOL That feels like 1/4 the journey. Still so far to go before we reach Mordor...

 

[asutickler]

LOL That feels like 1/4 the journey. Still so far to go before we reach Mordor...

It'll be worth it when you finally get dragged into the dungeons beneath Mt. Doom. 😉

 

[slacker2114]

I adopted it so that the "kitty go rawr!" girls would stop answering all the questions... I didn't start this mess.

Ok, that makes sense, I suppose. After all, why would anyone want rank amateurs like the kitty squad answering important questions on rhino topics?

 

[BlackestLily]

Ok, that makes sense, I suppose. After all, why would anyone want rank amateurs like the kitty squad answering important questions on rhino topics?

UM ES-CUZE ME! WE ARE GODDAMN PROS! Better be careful, or you might be next. And we will invite every kind of question EVAR.

 

[asutickler]

Ok, that makes sense, I suppose. After all, why would anyone want rank amateurs like the kitty squad answering important questions on rhino topics?

Exactly. Let them take their discussions of pink doilies and meow mix elsewhere. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

It'll be worth it when you finally get dragged into the dungeons beneath Mt. Doom. 😉

Must...remember...running shoes...

 

[slacker2114]

UM ES-CUZE ME! WE ARE GODDAMN PROS! Better be careful, or you might be next. And we will invite every kind of question EVAR.

UM ES-CUZE ME! I was talking to the rhino, not a n00b.

Are they always so rude?

 

[BlackestLily]

UM ES-CUZE ME! I was talking to the rhino, not a n00b.

Are they always so rude?

SHUT YOUR TRAP, NEMESIS!!!

 

[asutickler]

Must...remember...running shoes...

The nice thing about the long journey to Mordor is that it leaves you too weary to run away. Just try to flee, and watch what happens. 😉

Are they always so rude?

Yes. ALWAYS. I think it's their job or something...

 

[slacker2114]

SHUT YOUR TRAP, NEMESIS!!!

Traps are my specialty, my evil counterpart. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

Yes. ALWAYS. I think it's their job or something...

After November, they're going to be unemployed, wouldn't you agree?

 

[asutickler]

After November, they're going to be unemployed, wouldn't you agree?

They'll fall into the "unemployed and not seeking work" category, definitely.

 

[BlackestLily]

The nice thing about the long journey to Mordor is that it leaves you too weary to run away. Just try to flee, and watch what happens. 😉

I just might do that....

 

[BlackestLily]

Traps are my specialty, my evil counterpart. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!



After November, they're going to be unemployed, wouldn't you agree?

Merely a job transition. It'll be full time KICKING YOUR ASS!

 

[asutickler]

I just might do that....

The problem with running from me is that I'll always catch you... Eventually. I'm perfectly happy to play cat and mouse, though, letting you think you have a chance so that you'll keep running and thereby tire yourself out faster. You actually cooperate in making yourself even MORE helpless for me. Isn't that nice of you? 🙂

 

[slacker2114]

Merely a job transition. It'll be full time KICKING YOUR ASS!

Awwww, did the little fail-kitten just threaten me? So KYOOOOOOT!!


Tell me, Rhino, is messing with smaller animals like her always this much fun?

 

[asutickler]

Tell me, Rhino, is messing with smaller animals like her always this much fun?

Yes, it is! Especially when they've got a bit of spunk to them. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

The problem with running from me is that I'll always catch you... Eventually. I'm perfectly happy to play cat and mouse, though, letting you think you have a chance so that you'll keep running and thereby tire yourself out faster. You actually cooperate in making yourself even MORE helpless for me. Isn't that nice of you? 🙂

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!