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[asutickler]

That doesn't sound too terrible except for the drowning part...can we amend that?

Yes. The rhino skin will hold you in place for centipede tickle torture. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Yes. The rhino skin will hold you in place for centipede tickle torture. 😀

The skin is already gone. You're working on the horn, now.

 

[TropicThunder]

Why are you called asutickler when you are clearly a LEE?


*runs away*

 

[asutickler]

Why are you called asutickler when you are clearly a LEE?


*runs away*

...Seriously?

You know, if I had facepalmed any harder upon reading this, I would've broken my own nose. 😛

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you realize there is a revolution coming on the forum by the number of unruly lees? Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[asutickler]

Do you realize there is a revolution coming on the forum by the number of unruly lees? Be afraid, be very afraid.

There's like 5 of you. You're going to have to do some serious recruiting just to exceed the number that I can take on by myself. 😛

 

[BellaRisa]

There's like 5 of you. You're going to have to do some serious recruiting just to exceed the number that I can take on by myself. 😛

As a switch, by which side of this should I be most amused?

 

[BlackestLily]

Would you feel more threatened if we were swinging chains made of hardened rhino horn?

 

[asutickler]

As a switch, by which side of this should I be most amused?

The side that says "Oh mighty rhinoceros, great wanderer of the African plain..."

 

[BellaRisa]

The side that says "Oh mighty rhinoceros, great wanderer of the African plain..."

Have you always been this heinous, or did something happen to you?

 

[asutickler]

Would you feel more threatened if we were swinging chains made of hardened rhino horn?

Yes. I would immediately roll over on my back and urinate on myself so as to appear non-threatening...


Not. 😀

 

[asutickler]

Have you always been this heinous, or did something happen to you?

I'm pretty sure that something happened... Some of my behaviors just ain't natural. 😛

 

[BlackestLily]

Yes. I would immediately roll over on my back and urinate on myself so as to appear non-threatening...


You and your wife, ARE after all the superior ones. I finally admit it.

Thank you. I know that must've been hard, but acceptance is the first step towards recovery.

 

[asutickler]

Thank you. I know that must've been hard, but acceptance is the first step towards recovery.

Your wildlife encounter reeeeeeeeeeeally isn't going to end well. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Your wildlife encounter reeeeeeeeeeeally isn't going to end well. 😀

Don't get too close, or you will feel the wrath!!

 

[asutickler]

Don't get too close, or you will feel the wrath!!

I'll give you three free shots and a 15 yard head start. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

I'll give you three free shots and a 15 yard head start. 🙂

*Shakes head* My god man, what have you wrought for yourself?

 

[asutickler]

*Shakes head* My god man, what have you wrought for yourself?

Essentially; three mosquito bites and a 16 yard sprint, followed by a never-ending torture buffet. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Essentially; three mosquito bites and a 16 yard sprint, followed by a never-ending torture buffet. 😀

By mosquito bites I BELIEVE you mean 3 VICIOUS looking gashes of missing skin with the distinct mark of lion teeth. You apparently did not look at the warning flyer in the general section good enough. Would you like to borrow my glasses to see it at its finest?

 

[asutickler]

By mosquito bites I BELIEVE you mean 3 VICIOUS looking gashes of missing skin with the distinct mark of lion teeth. You apparently did not look at the warning flyer in the general section good enough. Would you like to borrow my glasses to see it at its finest?

Yes. Why don't you just meander over here and hand them to me?

 

[BlackestLily]

Yes. Why don't you just meander over here and hand them to me?

I will...mail a pair from a reasonably safe distance.

 

[asutickler]

I will...mail a pair from a reasonably safe distance.

Right after you get done scratching around in the yard and gobbling up corn with your little beak? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Right after you get done scratching around in the yard and gobbling up corn with your little beak? 😀

LOL No. I am co-lion. Not some dorky bird or feminine rhino.

 

[asutickler]

LOL No. I am co-lion. Not some dorky bird or feminine rhino.

Duly noted. I will co-tickle the SHIT out of you in a manner appropriate to your selection of species. In other words, you's gettin' the LYZ treatment. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Duly noted. I will co-tickle the SHIT out of you in a manner appropriate to your selection of species. In other words, you's gettin' the LYZ treatment. 😀

I'm Vice President Lion. She is President Lion. The Vice President only stands in when the President falls. -sighs- Gotta 'splain everything to Rhinos...thank god wife and I can show you how b.a. lee-lers can be.