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Ask a Rhino!

Just to be clear, we're betting on whether or not my wife safewords with YOU the whole weekend, yes?
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
LOLOL No - because I don't wanna make it for just anybody, because she'll safeword if she doesn't want someone touching her LOL and that ruins our bet
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Please, even I wouldn't sink to sending some random creeper after her. 😛

If I can come up with something suitable for winning, we shall have a deal. 😀
 
Unimaginable said:
Does Rhino,have account here ? 😛
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Here as in the TMF? Why yes, yes he does... 🙂 Which is impressive. All rhinos like to read and surf the net, but very few of us are really active online. Learning to type using your big plat rhino feet can be a rather difficult undertaking. Personally, I just hold a chopstick in my mouth and use it to hunt and peck. 😀


BellaRisa said:
You know there's a great short story in there somewhere, right? :wow: :typerhappy:
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Oh yes, yes I do. 😀
 
morning my Lean brother

two questions

1. do these so called tuff ladies haz any idea how bad they will be wrecked?

2. do you need some assistance??

okay I haz a third

3. how was your oatmeal??
 
Does the Rhino have a plan of attack already drawn or are you a spur-of-the-moment contender? 😀
 
natural tickler said:
morning my Lean brother

two questions

1. do these so called tuff ladies haz any idea how bad they will be wrecked?

2. do you need some assistance??

okay I haz a third

3. how was your oatmeal??
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1. Clearly not, or the would've only opened their mouths to offer me cookies. Wise young ladies are nice to rhinos. These ones are going to have to learn the hard way. 😀

2. If my plane crashes on the way to Bella's, and I have to drag myself to her house by one finger because it's the only unbroken part of my body...

Then I'd still be able to take them all without breaking a sweat. We're talking about LYZ and KRYS here. They'll be lucky not to fail before I've even laid a hand on them. 😀

3. Well my good man, the remoulade was a trifle tart, but the souffle more than made up for it.


*Sketch* said:
Does the Rhino have a plan of attack already drawn or are you a spur-of-the-moment contender? 😀
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A little bit of both, really... I plan the big picture in advance, and then fill in details on the fly. For example, Lyz and Krys must PAY DEARLY. This I know in advance. Do I launch an all-out frontal assault or rely upon stealth and guile? That depends on the circumstances of our initial meeting. 🙂
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
I used to have a snappy 7th grade comeback to this question that had some clever reference to your fists, but I forget what it is - so I guess it's just me. :lion:
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Well in that case...


SPARTANS!!! Tonight. We dine. On MEATBALL SANDWICHES!!!! AAAAAAARWARBLEGARBLE!!!! 😀
 
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