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Ask a Rhino!

1. Were your ears burning last week when Adam and I were talking about you?

2. Do you like chinese food?

3. Can Bill and I hire you sometime to just walk around our house reaching things for us? ♥ (that should be more of a joke than it is...)
 
BellaRisa said:
1. Were your ears burning last week when Adam and I were talking about you?
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Aha! I knew there was SOMETHING going on, but I kept rotating my ears around on my large rhino head and couldn't detect anything. Were you sadly discussing my plight, what with all of these evil-doers out to poach me? 😛

BellaRisa said:
2. Do you like chinese food?
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I LOVE Chinese food. I've been banned from many a buffet by a teary-eyed owner ranting about how I just ate all of their profits for the next week and a half. It's cool though, I just go back in disguise. Usually I'll just slip a couple of plastic knives behind my upper lip and tell them I'm a walrus. 😀

BellaRisa said:
3. Can Bill and I hire you sometime to just walk around our house reaching things for us? ♥ (that should be more of a joke than it is...)
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Yes! And while I'm there you should get me to paint that one spot that nobody can seem to reach. 😛

But I'm not sure why you'd need my help; Your best friend is over there all the time, and she's a scary widdle vampire. Can't she fly? :bouncybou


ticklingnemesis said:
Have you ever charged after someone like a rhino? 😀
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Yes!!! SKIPPY!!! 😀

My most rhino-like moments were back in JC football. After high school they moved me in from offensive tackle to guard, which meant that I got to pull on several plays. Meaning that instead of blocking someone in front of me, I'd take a drop step, pivot, and rush down behind our line to clear out anyone (usually a defensive end) who was trying to come around the end of our line. If I was quick enough, I'd get up about a 10 yard head of steam and just DRILL the poor guy... I weighed around 350 pounds at the time, so sometimes the poor mofos would take a while to get back up. 😀


natural tickler said:
so Mr. Rhino, how was your oatmeal??
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Well my good man, the rémoulade was a trifle tart... But the soufflé more than made up for it! :ahoy:
 
Were you sadly discussing my plight, what with all of these evil-doers out to poach me? 😛...I LOVE Chinese food. I've been banned from many a buffet by a teary-eyed owner ranting about how I just ate all of their profits for the next week and a half. It's cool though, I just go back in disguise. Usually I'll just slip a couple of plastic knives behind my upper lip and tell them I'm a walrus. 😀
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I put those quotes together because Adam and I were at the new chinese place near my house, it's OMG WIN, and we began planning arriving during the Bash with him, you, Jay, Slacker, Bill (who's not as big but totally eats as much as you guys) and Natural, and creating OM NOM NOM legends :hungry:


Yes! And while I'm there you should get me to paint that one spot that nobody can seem to reach. 😛

But I'm not sure why you'd need my help; Your best friend is over there all the time, and she's a scary widdle vampire. Can't she fly? :bouncybou
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Again, quote smash-up; Jhoti and Jeff are now across town a good 30 minutes away :cry1: ; they had to move closer to their jobs (seriously they were paying more for gas than I pay for my mortgage :shock: ) So I haz no BFF in the neighborhood for the first time in 10 yrs, I haz a lonely and no one to paint all the high places. :dropatear
 
BellaRisa said:
I put those quotes together because Adam and I were at the new chinese place near my house, it's OMG WIN, and we began planning arriving during the Bash with him, you, Jay, Slacker, Bill (who's not as big but totally eats as much as you guys) and Natural, and creating OM NOM NOM legends :hungry:
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The best part is you'll be able to go back there later and collect free food and protection money, just by threatening to bring your "crew" back in. 😀


BellaRisa said:
Again, quote smash-up; Jhoti and Jeff are now across town a good 30 minutes away :cry1: ; they had to move closer to their jobs (seriously they were paying more for gas than I pay for my mortgage :shock: ) So I haz no BFF in the neighborhood for the first time in 10 yrs, I haz a lonely and no one to paint all the high places. :dropatear
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I can help you make friends! I'll get all of your neighbors to call you... So long as you don't mind those calls starting with "Why in the HELL is there a naked rhinoceros cavorting on your front lawn?!?" 😀


ticklingnemesis said:
What's your favorite food?
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My mom's pork chops with golden mushroom gravy. 😀
 
Do you realize that you will fail miserably when you face the wrath of the wives/dream team of epic win?
 
tklee88 said:
Do you realize that you will fail miserably when you face the wrath of the wives/dream team of epic win?
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I can take you all on with one hand while eating a sandwich with the other... And I wouldn't even spill any on my shirt.

So yes. I'm terrified. So terrified that I may just pile you all up like a stack of wood and pwn you all at once. 😀
 
mmmm forced broccoli...YOU WILL HAZ

what is the best way to single handedly destroy you?
 
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