Ask a Rhino!

[BlackestLily]

Yes. After Skippy dies from refusing to safeword, (see her thread) I'm going to skin her and make an orange pirate costume. Then I'm going to break your spirit and perch you on one of my shoulders like a freakin' parrot. If there's a costume contest, I'm TOTALLY gonna win it. 😀

LOL There's no breaking me. OR WIFE. YOU CAN'T SKIN HER AFTER ALL THE WORK WE'VE DONE KEEPING HER FROM BEING SKINNED!!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I disagree 110% with this costume idea - and not only because it requires me to die LOL

 

[asutickler]

What? 😕

Srs bzns = Serious business! Do you not speak internet? 😛

I was being sarcastic, incidentally. You're in the 90th percentile of sassy Minnesota girls. 😀

 

[asutickler]

That was my best costume idea! Normally I just dress up as "psychotic hockey mask guy with a knife" for Halloween. You've seen the pictures of my sad costume!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Dude....ninja

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Srs bzns = Serious business! Do you not speak internet? 😛

I was being sarcastic, incidentally. You're in the 90th percentile of sassy Minnesota girls. 😀

I thought so, but no I do not speak Internetese.

So my being sassy, is that a good thing or a bad thing? 😛

 

[asutickler]

I thought so, but no I do not speak Internetese.

So my being sassy, is that a good thing or a bad thing? 😛

It's a good thing! If you weren't, we'd just have to sit around and drink tea politely. And that would SUCK.

 

[asutickler]

Dude....ninja

That isn't a costume, woman! It's my secondary profession. 😉

 

[goddess_nemesis]

It's a good thing! If you weren't, we'd just have to sit around and drink tea politely. And that would SUCK.

Tea? Ew!

Since you're a rhino, why aren't you going to dress up like one for Bella's costume party?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you absolutely love, with all of your heart and soul, steamed blue shell crabs?

 

[asutickler]

Tea? Ew!

Since you're a rhino, why aren't you going to dress up like one for Bella's costume party?

Because nobody wants to see me running around naked!

 

[asutickler]

Do you absolutely love, with all of your heart and soul, steamed blue shell crabs?

I like snow crab... Not sure if I've ever had blue shelled ones.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I like snow crab... Not sure if I've ever had blue shelled ones.

I don't think I ever had those, so I don't know if they're as good.

Blue shell crabs are the most amazingest food on the face of the earth. But they're alot of work so sometimes people don't like that. :/

What's the weirdest food that you love?

 

[asutickler]

I love sushi, and Greek-style yogurt with honey. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

That's not weird - amateur 😛

Do you like to write?

 

[asutickler]

That's not weird - amateur 😛

Do you like to write?

I do... I just don't sit down and do it very often. One day when my life is less busy, I'm going to try to write a novel. 🙂 It'll probably be awful. 😛

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What do you like to write about?

 

[asutickler]

I like to tell stories, or philosophize about the nature of the universe. 🙂

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you write poetry ever?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Because nobody wants to see me running around naked!

Good point.

Do you know that I wish I could go to Bella's but I can't? 🙁

 

[asutickler]

Do you write poetry ever?

Never seriously. Sometimes I'll come up with some, or re-write song lyrics, but I just do it to be funny and/or an ass. 😛

 

[asutickler]

Good point.

Do you know that I wish I could go to Bella's but I can't? 🙁

Would you like to be kidnapped and dragged there? I'm sure it can be arranged. I have ins with the Norwegian mob. 😉

 

[BlackestLily]

If wife and I come up with a good costume idea for you, would you wear it?

 

[asutickler]

If wife and I come up with a good costume idea for you, would you wear it?

It depends. If it meets my definition of good, then maybe. If it meets you two's definition of good (frilly pink thong, mini-skirt, etc.) then NO. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Would you like to be kidnapped and dragged there? I'm sure it can be arranged. I have ins with the Norwegian mob. 😉

Haha, that would be fun, but Norwegian mob? There's a Norwegian mob? 😕