Ask a Rhino!

[asutickler]

Haha, that would be fun, but Norwegian mob? There's a Norwegian mob? 😕

Yes. Yes there is. We egg cars and run bootleg walleye. 😉

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What's the most selfless thing you ever did?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Yes. Yes there is. We egg cars and run bootleg walleye. 😉

And eating lots of lutefisk?

 

[asutickler]

What's the most selfless thing you ever did?

I've never done anything really big or great. I'll rescue stray animals if I can, and I'll loan my various family members money if they really need it, and I'll do just about anything I can to help a friend... But that's about it.

 

[asutickler]

And eating lots of lutefisk?

Um... No. Have you ever smelled that shit? 😵 Nobody really EATS that!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Um... No. Have you ever smelled that shit? 😵 Nobody really EATS that!

Oh come on, it's a Nordic delicacy. Are you telling me the Norwegian mob doesn't eat lutefisk?

 

[asutickler]

Oh come on, it's a Nordic delicacy. Are you telling me the Norwegian mob doesn't eat lutefisk?

HELL no. We eat all the lefse, and foist the lutefisk off on tourists. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

HELL no. We eat all the lefse, and foist the lutefisk off on tourists. 😀

Do you still retain a Minnesotan accent? 😛

 

[asutickler]

Do you still retain a Minnesotan accent? 😛

I'm weird in that I don't really have ANY kind of accent.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm weird in that I don't really have ANY kind of accent.

I've been told I have a southern accent that I have no explanation. 😛

What is something you miss about Minnesota that you don't have in Arizona? 🙂

 

[asutickler]

I've been told I have a southern accent that I have no explanation. 😛

What is something you miss about Minnesota that you don't have in Arizona? 🙂

Trees. Grass. Real lakes...

You should SEE the bullshit little ponds that people get excited about around here.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Would you rather have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

 

[asutickler]

Would you rather have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

Invisible. I can't afford that many pairs of pants. 😉

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

 

[asutickler]

Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

I'll go for the vicarious orgasm experience. Clippy is a fucking jackass. He doesn't know shit about Word, I'd hate to have to hear his sex tips.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Would you rather… ejaculate:

guacamole OR Tabasco sauce?
Scope OR crazy string?
Air-rifle bb’s OR high voltage electric shocks?
Bee Gee’s music OR baseball umpire strike and ball calls?
Through your nostrils OR through your eyes?

 

[asutickler]

Would you rather… ejaculate:

guacamole OR Tabasco sauce?
Scope OR crazy string?
Air-rifle bb’s OR high voltage electric shocks?
Bee Gee’s music OR baseball umpire strike and ball calls?
Through your nostrils OR through your eyes?

Guac!
Crazy string!
HIGH VOLTAGE ELECTRIC SHOCKS!!! 😀
Bee Gees.
Nostrils.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What are you going to do if/when you massively fail and you are known forever as the man who was destroyed by ME? 😀

 

[asutickler]

What are you going to do if/when you massively fail and you are known forever as the man who was destroyed by ME? 😀

I can't answer this, it makes me laugh too hard just reading it. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

IDEA! Snake from Metal Gear Solid. Whatcha think?

 

[asutickler]

Hmmmmmmm... You know, we DO both have dark hair, and he DOESN'T like to shave...

It has possibilities! 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

No more discussion. We've decided.

COP.

 

[asutickler]

No more discussion. We've decided.

COP.

Is that an acronym for something, or are you expecting me to dress up like a police officer?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Is that an acronym for something, or are you expecting me to dress up like a police officer?

You say it like it's not gonna happen 🙁

 

[BlackestLily]

You say it like it's not gonna happen 🙁

Please please please let it!

Wait...would this mean we have to respect his auth-or-ih-TIE?