Ask a Rhino!

[asutickler]

mmmm forced broccoli...YOU WILL HAZ

what is the best way to single handedly destroy you?

Ply me with cheesecake and cookies until I explode from the inside. You already knew this one, Herna. 😛

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

If, for whatever reason, you find yourself unable to dress up like a cop for Bella's, will you accept Dexter as option B?

 

[asutickler]

If, for whatever reason, you find yourself unable to dress up like a cop for Bella's, will you accept Dexter as option B?

Do you have ANY IDEA how many cop costumes I've already found on Google Shopping?

Please, PLEASE try to resist arrest. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you have ANY IDEA how many cop costumes I've already found on Google Shopping?

Please, PLEASE try to resist arrest. 😀

LOL You got it.

 

[asutickler]

LOL You got it.

You have the right to beg for mercy, at least until I clamp my hand over your mouth to shut you up. 😀

Anything you say can and will be held against you in Bella Court.

You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, you get Mondy again, which pretty much means you're fucked like Jenna Jameson at a bukakke shoot. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You have the right to beg for mercy, at least until I clamp my hand over your mouth to shut you up. 😀

Lately I've been getting the feeling that you've poked around my fetlife fetish list a time or two

 

[asutickler]

Lately I've been getting the feeling that you've poked around my fetlife fetish list a time or two

Instead of telling you the answer here... I'll just whisper it in your ear at Bella's. 😛

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Instead of telling you the answer here... I'll just whisper it in your ear at Bella's. 😛

Damn - why don't you grab a knife and some duct tape and we'll make a night out of it? LOL

 

[asutickler]

Damn - why don't you grab a knife and some duct tape and we'll make a night out of it? LOL

Maybe once I've mastered my phony accent. 😛

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Maybe once I've mastered my phony accent. 😛

Plz to choose between Irish and Aussie 😀

 

[asutickler]

Plz to choose between Irish and Aussie 😀

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I was thinking YODA. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

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I was thinking YODA. 😀

Isn't that the guy who mixes up words? Do not want. LOL

 

[asutickler]

Want you do!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What would be your advice to a newbie going to a gathering for the first time? 🙂

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What are your thoughts on tattoos?

 

[asutickler]

What would be your advice to a newbie going to a gathering for the first time? 🙂

Don't be scared, and don't hide and sit in a corner somewhere. If you make even a minimal effort to be friendly and talk to folks, they'll reciprocate in spades. You'll be having the time of your life before you know it. 🙂

What are your thoughts on tattoos?

They're cool on other people... Needles are my one legitimate phobia, though, so they're not for me. 😛

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL What don't you like about needles?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'm going to sleep my precious Rhino Sweet dreams.

 

[asutickler]

LOL What don't you like about needles?

They feel frickin WEIRD, that's what.

Nighty night Skip!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Could you watch someone else get a needle or a tattoo?

 

[asutickler]

Could you watch someone else get a needle or a tattoo?

Tattoo, probably. Needle, I'd rather not.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Since you don't like needles, does that make it difficult if, say, your doctor needs to draw blood from you or something?

 

[asutickler]

Since you don't like needles, does that make it difficult if, say, your doctor needs to draw blood from you or something?

If it's really important I'll suck it up and let them do it. If they're just attempting a recreational blood draw or trying to let their phlebotomist practice on me, however, I will uppercut their ass directly into the ceiling.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If it's really important I'll suck it up and let them do it. If they're just attempting a recreational blood draw or trying to let their phlebotomist practice on me, however, I will uppercut their ass directly into the ceiling.

So no donating blood for you? 😛

 

[asutickler]

So no donating blood for you? 😛

I will happily donate OTHER people's blood. 😀