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Ask a Rhino!

What are you gonna do when my wifey and I win the lottery with the amazing numbers we just picked together?
 
Did you know that I miss talking to you, and that I wish we were going to NEST so that I could finally meet you and everyone else?
 
goddess_nemesis said:
Why are lers so cocky? :neenerneener:
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Because I never lose. Keep that in mind while you're talking smack. 😀


natural tickler said:
what would you say the chances of Lamashtu beating me come NEST are??
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I'd give 10-1 on you... But don't go in TOO confident. Lamashtu is a pretty darn capable opponent, and I'm sure she's going to have a few tricks up her sleeve.


TropicThunder said:
What would one use to tranquilize an uber mini rhino?
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Warm milk and a boring movie! 🙂


Snail Shell said:
Powerbomb?
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HELL YES. Either that or the Razor's Edge. 😀


kered said:
If I go to NEST, should I take a dark shirt and somber tie for my suit in case we go into mourning for Natural from the drubbing he will likely take from Lamashtu?
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You're going to bring a dark suit anyway, so that the girls will all swoon over you (again) while the rest of us grumble enviously into our drinks.


natural tickler said:
you better be wearing it for her funeral....I haz no intention of losing...besides, gonna make.her.tapout.

that is all
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Just do it quick before you have too many more birthdays! I don't think that wrestling is encouraged at the "home."


goddess_nemesis said:
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
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With all of you crazy people. I'm LONG FREAKIN' OVERDUE for a break from the "real world."


Skipadeedoodah said:
What are you gonna do when my wifey and I win the lottery with the amazing numbers we just picked together?
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Given that you two both have a seeming penchant for seeking out trouble and creepy stalker-types, I figure I'll agree to quit my job and become your full-time bodyguard/tormentor. :rockon:


Canadian_Eh said:
Did you know that I miss talking to you, and that I wish we were going to NEST so that I could finally meet you and everyone else?
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I miss you too! 🙁 You're gonna make it to NEST one of these years, I swear it. And we'll all be waiting. 😀 :devil:


natural tickler said:
whatcha gonna do, when HULKAMANIA runs wild on YOU???
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Not gonna lie: Hulkamania generally makes an abrupt u-turn when it sees a rhino in its path. :numberone:


TropicThunder said:
Who is the more superior actor: Nicolas Cage or Sean Connery?
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Is this one of those hidden-camera TV shows or something? 😵 Sean Connery, not even close!
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
You do not beat me at EVERYTHING. You beat me at the stuff I decide you can beat me at. I could totally win a SNORT/RAWR fight if I wanted to.
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Seriously? You couldn't beat me at a coin flip if I let you pick heads AND tails. :dom:


goddess_nemesis said:
Do you think "Man, I miss a good old-fashion Minnesota winter"? 😛
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Yeah, every summer... But I get over it. You don't have to shovel heat. 😛
 
What would be a more epic battle: rhino vs. velociraptor or rhino vs. triceratops?

SS
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
Any idea who else is coming Wednesday?
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I know Kassi is, but other than that I'm a pretty clueless rhinoceros.


Snail Shell said:
What would be a more epic battle: rhino vs. velociraptor or rhino vs. triceratops?

SS
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Rhino vs. triceratops! A velociraptor is more like a snack, whereas a triceratops is a worthy, horned adversary. There might even be a bit of horn fencing before the rhinoceros claims ultimate victory!
 
TropicThunder said:
If you were making a soundtrack for your life, what songs would definitely be on it?
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My life is pretty boring, but I could find some way to make these fit...

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