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[naughtylucy]

Did you know that a human can get all the daily vitamins it needs from 44 pints of Guinness and half a pint of milk?

 

[kered]

Are you still hearing the voices, Buggy?

 

[naughtylucy]

Is Kered in cahoots with the evil ginger cat who skulks around my front door and marks his territory all over the cars and mountains of uncollected rubbish?

 

[kered]

Is Kered in cahoots with the evil ginger cat who skulks around my front door and marks his territory all over the cars and mountains of uncollected rubbish?

Is Paracarl in Scotland?

 

[naughtylucy]

Is Paracarl in Scotland?

Could Paracarl stop hissing at me whenever I leave my flat?

 

[paracarl44]

Is Paracarl in Scotland?

Could Paracarl stop hissing at me whenever I leave my flat?

^Do you think these two will ever get over my faux pas about the location of Edinburgh?^

 

[naughtylucy]

^Do you think these two will ever get over my faux pas about the location of Edinburgh?^

It will follow you to the grave.

Now, repeat after me. "You'll take the high road, and I'll take the low road..."

 

[paracarl44]

It will follow you to the grave.

Now, repeat after me. "You'll take the high road, and I'll take the low road..."

^"And I'll be in Scotland before ye". ^


Do you think that NaughtyLucy should know that I have Scottish roots?

 

[Jason Reborn]

Is the weather clearer where you're at? It's dark and I keep hearing a booming sound above me, but no lightning....

 

[Bugman]

Did you know that slacker originally got the chewing gum question from an old silly song made in the late 80s, early 90s?

We did not,nor do we much care.

Is it true that cats have barbs on their penises that attach on contact like Wolverine claws and that's why cats make such horrible noises during the act of love? My sister told me that but I think she's just messing with me.

We have no idea,nor do we have any intrest in investigating the matter.

Have you ever been on Rte 66?

No,we have not.

Why does NaughtyLucy look at me with an evil half grin whenever she reads about Catherine The Great?

 

[Jason Reborn]

Did u know that I'm just posting questions for you to answer so I can further my post count?

 

[Bugman]

Nemesis,
Do you think the reason Bugaboo never switches is because he is extremely ticklish and wants to keep his secret? Let's ask him?

Bugaboo,
Do you hide the fact that you are ticklish from girls? Will you let me tie you to your spiderweb and TEST YOUR CLAIMS? Of course, Nemesis will need to do this experiment too, ok?

Before attending NEST this year,we offered to gather evidence from independent third parties proving our claim.This offer was summarily rejected.In light of that,we see no need to respond to further questions regarding the issue.

Do you always get nutrition from a bottle or do you actually sometimes eat solid food?

Did you know that a human can get all the daily vitamins it needs from 44 pints of Guinness and half a pint of milk?

We shall be following the advice posted by the lovely Lucy in this matter.😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

Did you know that a human being possesses 10 Pints of blood but can survive on only half of it?

 

[Bugman]

Is Keyed in cahoots with the evil ginger cat who skulks around my front door and marks his territory all over the cars and mountains of uncollected rubbish?

It might very well be.

Is Paracarl in Scotland?

Not that we know.

Could Paracarl stop hissing at me whenever I leave my flat?

We suggest stinging the creature in the buttocks with a pellet gun or slingshot might encourage him to make new living arrangements.

 

[Bugman]

Due to the backlog here,it is possible,ney probable that some questions were overlooked.This was not intentional,and we invite anyone who wishes to redirect them.They will recieve prompt attention.

 

[slacker2114]

How come you have a sign on your tree fort that says "no gurlz alowwed"?

I feel this question is worthy of attention from the backlog.

 

[Bugman]

I feel this question is worthy of attention from the backlog.

We have no such tree fort.Our intrest in trees is limited to the amount of shade they can provide us when we go fishing.😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Hi Buggy! How are you this fine day?

 

[Helena]

Hi Bugaboo:

Wanna play in my newly laundered bedroom sheets and with me? If yes, can you wear a pink bunny suit with feet?

 

[Bugman]

Hi Buggy! How are you this fine day?

How fine the day is could be debated.We are yet above ground and breathing,and suppose that must count for something.

Hi Bugaboo:

Wanna play in my newly laundered bedroom sheets and with me? If yes, can you wear a pink bunny suit with feet?

Yes,yes and no.

 

[Helena]

How fine the day is could be debated.We are yet above ground and breathing,and suppose that must count for something.



Yes,yes and no.

How about a pirate story? Will you read me one in my newly laundered sheets and then with me?

 

[paracarl44]

How about a pirate story? Will you read me one in my newly laundered sheets and then with me?

Why does Helena like pirate stories. Do you really want to mess up her newly laundered sheets?

 

[Helena]

Why does Helena like pirate stories. Do you really want to mess up her newly laundered sheets?

Why does Carl like to report on the weather, and also hear the weather reports from other parts of the country by polling all members?
Does Carl like pirate stories and doing laundry?

 

[Bugman]

How about a pirate story? Will you read me one in my newly laundered sheets and then with me?

YES!

Why does Helena like pirate stories. Do you really want to mess up her newly laundered sheets?

That is for us to know,and you to wonder about.😛

Why does Carl like to report on the weather, and also hear the weather reports from other parts of the country by polling all members?
Does Carl like pirate stories and doing laundry?

Who knows luv?Those from the Keystone State are imponderable mysteries,even to us.

 

[paracarl44]

Have you seen your bus on the satellite picture?