Ask bugman a question

[Bugman]

Is NaughtyLucy afraid of Mr. Boots?

We doubt that Lucy is afraid of anything.😉

 

[c7_assassin]

How is Buggy this evening? 🙂

 

[Tamia78]

What is the difference between Canadian Bacon and Ham? CrystalLight wants to know 😀

 

[Tamia78]

Bug......
Why are you ignoring me?

 

[Helena]

How was your day? Was it hip-hip-horray?

 

[slacker2114]

So I hear you entered the Texas Annual Cowpie throwing contest and you took first place in the bare-handed throw. What's the secret of your technique?

 

[Bugman]

How is Buggy this evening? 🙂

This evening now being today,we are doing as well as can be expected.🙂

What is the difference between Canadian Bacon and Ham? Crystal Light wants to know 😀

All we can say is we know several Canadian Hams,Josh being exhibit A.

Bug......
Why are you ignoring me?

We have been away dear.Nothing intentional.🙂

How was your day? Was it hip-hip-horray?

Tolerable luv,tolerable.🙂

So I hear you entered the Texas Annual Cow Pie throwing contest and you took first place in the bare-handed throw. What's the secret of your technique?

We practice by throwing rocks at louts from Pennsylvania.

 

[kered]

I heard you were teaching Helena the graceful art of mule skinning. How's the lessons coming?

 

[paracarl44]

I am seeing that it is 100 degrees in your part of the country. Are you ready to go to Minnesota and sit your @** in the snowbank?

 

[Bugman]

I heard you were teaching Helena the graceful art of mule skinning. How's the lessons coming?

As part of her lesson plan she will be visiting Indiana where she will skin and stuff a certain individual for our amusement.

I am seeing that it is 100 degrees in your part of the country. Are you ready to go to Minnesota and sit your @** in the snowbank?

We should rather repair to Colorado.Having visited Minnesota,we can say it has all the charms and scenery of a truck stop.

 

[c7_assassin]

Didja have a fun day, Buggy? 🙂

 

[Bugman]

We have heard of fun days.Where might one obtain same?

 

[paracarl44]

We should rather repair to Colorado.Having visited Minnesota,we can say it has all the charms and scenery of a truck stop.

^I thought that you were a good friend of Ms.TicklingNemesis, she will not be happy when she hears about this.^

 

[Helena]

^I thought that you were a good friend of Ms.TicklingNemesis, she will not be happy when she hears about this.^

I agree with Carl on this: she may not like to read this.
But in order to know if it will bother her, we need more information. How does nemesis feel about her state? She may not care.

What do you think inspired Carl''s short story THE FABULOUS FOOTBATH?

 

[Bugman]

^I thought that you were a good friend of Ms.Tickling Nemesis, she will not be happy when she hears about this.^

We only torment those that we care about the most.😛

I agree with Carl on this: she may not like to read this.
But in order to know if it will bother her, we need more information. How does nemesis feel about her state? She may not care.

What do you think inspired Carl''s short story THE FABULOUS FOOTBATH?

Should she be content living in a vast wasteland,who are we to judge?😛 We have not read said story and cannot offer a valid opinion.

 

[General Zod]

As part of her lesson plan she will be visiting Indiana where she will skin and stuff a certain individual for our amusement.




We should rather repair to Colorado.Having visited Minnesota,we can say it has all the charms and scenery of a truck stop.

Are you saying truck stops have no class?

 

[Tamia78]

Bug--

Does Zod have any grapes?

 

[General Zod]

Bug--

Does Zod have any grapes?

Does Tamia have any grapes?

 

[slacker2114]

Did you know that if you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5, Chuck Norris would have more money than you?

 

[Bugman]

Are you saying truck stops have no class?

Upon reflection,our comparsion of Minnesota and truck stops was a grave injustice.To truck stops.

Bug--

Does Zod have any grapes?

Does Tamia have any grapes?

Methinks you are both grapes.😛

Did you know that if you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5, Chuck Norris would have more money than you?

Peter the Great,1672-1725.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

We should rather repair to Colorado.Having visited Minnesota,we can say it has all the charms and scenery of a truck stop.

You are so dead!

Should she be content living in a vast wasteland,who are we to judge?😛 We have not read said story and cannot offer a valid opinion.

Wasteland! At least I live in state where I can experience all four seasons, some shorter than others. 😀

Upon reflection,our comparsion of Minnesota and truck stops was a grave injustice.To truck stops.

Time to take you out back. Everyone say goodbye to bugman, he's gonna be a little tied up for awhile.




But I still love ya, buggy, despite your delusions.

 

[kered]

What do you want on YOUR tombstone, Buggy?

 

[Bugman]

What do you want on YOUR tombstone, Buggy?

We plan on being around for quite some time.Hollow threats do not impress us in the least.😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

We plan on being around for quite some time.Hollow threats do not impress us in the least.😛

 

[vladtickleman22]

Watermelon - seedless or seeds?