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[Bugman]

What makes you think Name wouldn't like to be in a snowbank and simply thinks you're weird for sitting in the sand, playing with armadillos?

Lyz having failed us miserably,we had bribed the lackeys of a certain amusement park in Ohio to arrange a small *accident* for certain people.Retribution shall soon be visited upon them for their failure.

Is French bread still French if it's baked in Scotland but baked by a really real person from France? And if I drink wine from the bottle while I'm eating my French bread, does that make it more French? Or more Scottish?

We are delighted indeed to see our beloved Lucy.😀 Regarding your questions,yes,no and maybe.

 

[slacker2114]

Are you referring to the loose strap on the Vortex? Sadly, a handicapped child jumped the line in front of me that time and became the victim of your ill-planned "accident". Have the authorities contacted you yet?

 

[kered]

If I get the chance someday to visit NaughtyLucy, would she take my to the haunted vaults under the bridge in Edenburgh?

 

[Bugman]

If I get the chance someday to visit NaughtyLucy, would she take my to the haunted vaults under the bridge in Edinburgh?

We would envy you should the opportunity arise,and have no doubt a rousing good time would be had.

 

[Carsomyr]

Do you watch History Channel?

 

[naughtylucy]

If I get the chance someday to visit NaughtyLucy, would she take my to the haunted vaults under the bridge in Edenburgh?

Is that Kered standing outside my window right now in a yellow rain poncho with thistles motif and a musical jimmy wig playing 'Flower of Scotland'?

 

[Bugman]

Do you watch History Channel?

Indeed,but the offerings of late seem to consist mostly of UFOs,the predictions of Nostradamus,the search for the Loch Ness Monster and other drivel.

Amusing subjects,but what they have to do with history escapes us.Things have improved over the last few days and we can only hope this trend will continue.

 

[slacker2114]

Do you purposely skip my questions or is it just senility?

 

[Carsomyr]

Indeed,but the offerings of late seem to consist mostly of UFOs,the predictions of Nostradamus,the search for the Loch Ness Monster and other drivel.

Amusing subjects,but what they have to do with history escapes us.Things have improved over the last few days and we can only hope this trend will continue.

Funny, it's always about WW1 and WW2 whenever I watch. 😵


If this positive trend that you speak of does NOT continue, will you mourn the passing of History Channel with me?

 

[Bugman]

Do you purposely skip my questions or is it just senility?

We resent the implications of such a question.

I am not talking to terrified traumatized Turks. One can only hope this matter is now settled.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why does Slacker insist on stalking me? It's getting annoying. 😛

 

[Helena]

Why does Slacker insist on stalking me? It's getting annoying. 😛

Slacker was spotted by an unidentified source yesterday purchasing several items from THE STALKING CLOSET. He came out with a very large bag according to witness Ida Dodat.
So in follow-up to nemesis: How wide is Slacker, and how tall is Slacker?😀 😀 😀

 

[paracarl44]

It should be but a short journey for one who has the Artic Circle running through the front lawn.And do give Admiral Perry our best should you see him.😛

^I do believe that you are thinking of Admiral Byrd. Admiral Perry kicked ass on our Lake Erie.^

 

[vladtickleman22]

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What kinda cheese is the best for making omlets?

 

[paracarl44]

Is that Kered standing outside my window right now in a yellow rain poncho with thistles motif and a musical jimmy wig playing 'Flower of Scotland'?

Are you and Kered peeking in Naughty Lucy's window again?😈

 

[slacker2114]

Why does Helena insist on stalking me while I'm stalking 'nemesis?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Slacker was spotted by an unidentified source yesterday purchasing several items from THE STALKING CLOSET. He came out with a very large bag according to witness Ida Dodat.
So in follow-up to nemesis: How wide is Slacker, and how tall is Slacker?😀 😀 😀

Hmm, how wide? Hmm, his black clothes belie his wideness, but as for his tallness, he was taller than the tree stump I have in my yard.

Didn't they teach you how to hide properly in Stalking 101, slacker?

What does slacker plan with his purchases from The Stalking Closet, buggy? Is he planning on... *gasp*... KIDNAPPING ME!!! 😱

 

[Tamia78]

Hey Bug,

How can I improve my post count?

(HA! I didn't ask a math question this time!!!

 

[DimpleToes]

BUggy are you proud of me for coming back to TMF after our phone conversation.. you can stop moking me in saying "I KNOW" I am beeing a good girl.. I want my gold start damn it.

luvs ya babe/hugsssssssssss/Lisa

 

[Bugman]

Is that Kered standing outside my window right now in a yellow rain poncho with thistles motif and a musical jimmy wig playing 'Flower of Scotland'?

We should not be suprised in the least.

Funny, it's always about WW1 and WW2 whenever I watch. 😵


If this positive trend that you speak of does NOT continue, will you mourn the passing of History Channel with me?

Indeed.🙁

Why does Slacker insist on stalking me? It's getting annoying. 😛

We can only assume it is because Kered is so seldom home..

 

[Bugman]

^I do believe that you are thinking of Admiral Byrd. Admiral Perry kicked ass on our Lake Erie.^

Admiral Peary is who we intended to reference.Blasted typos!

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What kinda cheese is the best for making omelets?

Your favorite kind.🙂

Are you and Kered peeking in Naughty Lucy's window again?😈

We do not engage in such loutish behaviour.What Kered might do is beyond our control.

 

[Bugman]

Why does Helena insist on stalking me while I'm stalking 'nemesis?

We suggest you resume your medication without delay.

What does slacker plan with his purchases from The Stalking Closet, buggy? Is he planning on... *gasp*... KIDNAPPING ME!!! 😱

Given the general incompetence of said person we would not be overly concerned.

Hey Bug,

How can I improve my post count?

(HA! I didn't ask a math question this time!!!:two hugs:

We suggest posting more might obtain the desired result.😛

BUggy are you proud of me for coming back to TMF after our phone conversation.. you can stop mocking me in saying "I KNOW" I am being a good girl.. I want my gold start damn it.

luvs ya babe/hugsssssssssss/Lisa

We are delighted to see you posting,and enjoyed our conversation.🙂

 

[naughtylucy]

What is so special about Tuscan beans? They're BEANS. Surely there can't be much regional variation in beans.

Beans!

And, like, they're only referred to by region when they end up in soup.

Soup!

 

[Bugman]

Having never partaken of the beans in question we are unable to offer an opinion on this subject.

 

[kered]

Is NaughtyLucy afraid of Mr. Boots?