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[goddess_nemesis]

Why were you hiding in the bushes outside kered's home? 😕

 

[Helena]

Why were you hiding in the bushes outside kered's home? 😕

Why was nemesis watching Bugaboo hide in the bushes outside kered's home? I heard through a 4th party that Slacker's tires were flat the next morning. Is there any truth to that????

 

[Bugman]

Why were you hiding in the bushes outside kered's home? 😕

We can say with all due certainty we have never been near the home in question.

Why was nemesis watching Bugaboo hide in the bushes outside kered's home? I heard through a 4th party that Slacker's tires were flat the next morning. Is there any truth to that????

Who she may or may not have been watching we know not.If the tires in question were indeed flat,the person mentioned being full of hot air could inflate them quite easily.

 

[kered]

Why were you hiding in the bushes outside kered's home? 😕

Hey Buggy! Do I own any bushes?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why would kered tell me you were hiding in his bushes if you weren't?

 

[Bugman]

Hey Buggy! Do I own any bushes?

We do not know,nor do we much care.

Why would kered tell me you were hiding in his bushes if you weren't?

See above answer.

 

[Helena]

All this excitement in the bushes confused Bugaboo, and he reported for work when he wasn't scheduled. What time did you get up for work this morning Bugaboo?

 

[kered]

Hey Buggy! Isn't it wonderful that Helena is badgering you instead of me now?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Happy Shemp Day, buggy! Are you enjoying this glorious day? 😀

 

[kered]

Happy Shemp Day, Bugster!!

 

[paracarl44]

Were you around to get SHEMPED today?

 

[Helena]

Were you around to get SHEMPED today?

I'd like the answer to this, and then as a follow-up: What's for dinner?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you think of Shemp Day? Should it be made a national holiday? 😀

 

[paracarl44]

What do you think of Shemp Day? Should it be made a national holiday? 😀

^You don't think that Buggy got SHEMPED today, do you?^

 

[goddess_nemesis]

^You don't think that Buggy got SHEMPED today, do you?^

Hmm, now that you mention it, did buggy get SHEMP-napped? 😱

 

[Bugman]

We are away from this thread for a short time tending to urgent business and return to find the inmates have escaped the asylum and are running amuck.Now we shall be much put upon to restore some semblance of order.

 

[paracarl44]

We are away from this thread for a short time tending to urgent business and return to find the inmates have escaped the asylum and are running amuck.Now we shall be much put upon to restore some semblance of order.

You should have been here yesterday when all of the asylum patients got loose.

 

[Bugman]

You should have been here yesterday when all of the asylum patients got loose.

We have taken note of said events and are not at all unhappy that we were occupied elsewhere.

 

[paracarl44]

Still over 100 degrees where you live?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you want me to send some of my nice cool weather your way, buggy?

 

[Bugman]

Still over 100 degrees where you live?

The last two days have been a balmy 97.Triple digits return on the morrow and are expected to last into next week.

Do you want me to send some of my nice cool weather your way, buggy?

We suggest you go bury your head in a snowbank and leave us alone.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You want me to go to the North Pole and stick my head in a snowbank!!! 😱 😛 😛 😛

 

[Bugman]

You want me to go to the North Pole and stick my head in a snowbank!!! 😱 😛 😛 😛

It should be but a short journey for one who has the Artic Circle running through the front lawn.And do give Admiral Perry our best should you see him.😛

 

[slacker2114]

What makes you think Neme wouldn't like to be in a snowbank and simply thinks you're weird for sitting in the sand, playing with armadillos?

 

[naughtylucy]

Is French bread still French if it's baked in Scotland but baked by a really real person from France? And if I drink wine from the bottle while I'm eating my French bread, does that make it more French? Or more Scottish?