Ask me ALMOST anything

[TMF Jeff]

Nah, I wasn't thinking me specifically...but how 'bout this, I'll use three very different personalities: if you had me, Lee, or Jo for a housemate, what do you think we'd each love about you and what would make us each grumble "what's wrong with him?"

After thinking about it, I really don't have an answer for this, sorry 🙂 I just don't know what it would be like to live with me.

 

[TMF Jeff]

What's something a model could do that WOULD force you to stop filming -- assuming she wasn't asking to stop.

Not being ticklish would do it, I've had that happen a couple of times.

Showing up late is a good way to end a shoot too, I really get annoyed when girls show up thirty minutes late and act like there's nothing wrong with that. If they're flustered and sorry and really look like they got screwed up somehow, that's one thing, but when they show up late with no excuse, acting like they think I shouldn't even mind, it drives me nuts.

 

[BellaRisa]

Showing up late is a good way to end a shoot too, I really get annoyed when girls show up thirty minutes late and act like there's nothing wrong with that. If they're flustered and sorry and really look like they got screwed up somehow, that's one thing, but when they show up late with no excuse, acting like they think I shouldn't even mind, it drives me nuts.

There's a really good spanking video in there...😎

 

[TMF Jeff]

There's a really good spanking video in there...😎

More like a snuff video 😛

 

[BellaRisa]

Ok, trying again...

If you have to be outdoors, are you a woods person or a beach person?

 

[TMF Jeff]

If you have to be outdoors, are you a woods person or a beach person?

woods I think. I used to be a boy scout actually, and I've done some camping at various times in my life. The beach is pretty boring, unless there are girls in bikini's around. And if there are, the beach is the last place I'd want to be with them 😎

 

[chicago]

woods I think. I used to be a boy scout actually, and I've done some camping at various times in my life. The beach is pretty boring, unless there are girls in bikini's around. And if there are, the beach is the last place I'd want to be with them 😎

I cannot imagine you as a boy scout.

 

[BellaRisa]

I cannot imagine you as a boy scout.

First let's wrap our minds around him as a little boy, then take the mental leap to boy scout...

Gee Jeff, however did you practice tying your knots? 😉

 

[TMF Jeff]

First let's wrap our minds around him as a little boy, then take the mental leap to boy scout...

Gee Jeff, however did you practice tying your knots? 😉

by making rope ladders to rescue the elderly and orphans from burning buildings of course...

 

[BellaRisa]

by making rope ladders to rescue the elderly and orphans from burning buildings of course...

Yeah. And I'm your huckleberry 😈

 

[TMF Jeff]

Yeah. And I'm your huckleberry 😈

You're saying you're NOT my huckleberry?

 

[BellaRisa]

You're saying you're NOT my huckleberry?

I'm your blackberry (HAR! )

ok I really need to go have my coffee 🙂


Meanwhile: when did you realize how much you like collars on girls, and is there a particular style you like best?

 

[TMF Jeff]

I'm your blackberry (HAR )

ok I really need to go have my coffee 🙂


Meanwhile: when did you realize how much you like collars on girls, and is there a particular style you like best?

Ha!

Pretty late in the game I think, probably in like my mid 20's or so was when I started to really get into that.

I like them pretty or cute, rather than hard and intimidating. Obviously it ultimately depends on what looks good on the specific girl, but I would go for thin, brightly colored soft leather rather than big, sturdy horsehide with studs on it, or metal collars. I want the girl to feel pretty and dressed up when she puts it on... proud that it's there, not intimidated or with her spirit crushed by its presence.

 

[BellaRisa]

Are you an Amusement Park guy? If so what kind of rides do you like, are you a coaster fan? 🙂

 

[DimpleToes]

by making rope ladders to rescue the elderly and orphans from burning buildings of course...

oh boy.. that had me laughing hard, thanks for the laughs

 

[TMF Jeff]

Are you an Amusement Park guy? If so what kind of rides do you like, are you a coaster fan? 🙂

I haven't been to an amusement park in 20 years so I guess I'd have to say no, I'm not. But I would go to one if there was a movement in that direction with a group of my friends.

I'm not a coaster fan, though, no. I've ridden them, and enjoyed it, but it's not my thing. I'm too much of a control freak, I spend the whole ride trying not to react 🙂

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

If you were deep in the forests of the Pacific-Northwest and stumbled upon a sleeping Sasquatch, what would you do. And would you tell others at what you has seen >

 

[TMF Jeff]

If you were deep in the forests of the Pacific-Northwest and stumbled upon a sleeping Sasquatch, what would you do. And would you tell others at what you has seen >

First of all, I would be fucking psyched, because I think there's a pretty good chance that bigfoot exists.

I would hang back and observe and try to get a sense of whether it was likely to be curious and relatively harmless, like a silverback, or if it was going to try to pull my limbs off like a chimpanzee or babboon.

That assessment would inform my next move considerably 😎

I would tell people if I thought there was some evidence to prove what I'd seen, but if not, I would probably keep my mouth shut.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Would you still tell others if there was proof if you also knew (or suspected) that it would likely be hunted or otherwise harrassed by idiots looking to get their jollies?

 

[TMF Jeff]

Would you still tell others if there was proof if you also knew (or suspected) that it would likely be hunted or otherwise harrassed by idiots looking to get their jollies?

Well, if I KNEW that was likely, I might hold back. But I don't really consider that likely, especially not here, we fall all over ourselves to protect animals. If I had no reason to suspect something unusual, I would want people to know because who knows what could be learned from the discovery.

For years people thooght silverback apes were just a legend too, these immense apes in the mountains with the face of a human, but then one day someone finds them. There they were hunted almost to extinction, but america in the 21st century is not africa in the early 20th century, and I don't think I'd have any concern about them being hunted.

 

[BellaRisa]

How long were you a smoker? Why did you start and what got you to quit?

 

[TMF Jeff]

How long were you a smoker? Why did you start and what got you to quit?

I started when I was 13, because 13 year old kids do stupid things. I quit when I was 22 for a year but blew it when I got a new roommate who smoked. Then when I was 27 I got a really viscious flu that kept me way too ill to smoke for almost two weeks. By the time I felt better I realized I had missed the worst of the cravings entirely because I was too sick to notice, and decided to grab onto the lucky break.

 

[BellaRisa]

Most of my single friends exist on a handful of foods; what do you tend to eat over the course of a week?

 

[footetickle]

What color socks am i wearing?

Do you watch your own tickling videos often?

 

[TMF Jeff]

Most of my single friends exist on a handful of foods; what do you tend to eat over the course of a week?

I usually stock up on frozen meats and vegetables, because almost everything is sold in family-oriented portions 🙂 I try to rotate enough to keep me from getting bored, the only thing I probably overdo regularly is chinese food, which is my default choice if I'm too busy or distracted to deal with cooking.