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[Ghris]

White Russians. Good drinks or no?

 

[K-Skate417]

Everyone knows that, sillybums! 😉 They only exist in our folklore, we just tell stories about them to scare our children. "If you're not a good boy, the nasty Finn with his guttural language will come and take you away" 😛

So if Finns were real 🙄, would they tell their children stories of being taken away by Swedes? 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

White Russians. Good drinks or no?

You know it! If a drink has vodka in it, it generally passes for good. ;D

 

[Carsomyr]

So if Finns were real 🙄, would they tell their children stories of being taken away by Swedes? 😛

If Finland was a real country, I'm pretty sure we would have pillaged it during the viking era. >:3

 

[K-Skate417]

Weren't there more vikings from Norway then Sweden?

 

[Carsomyr]

Weren't there more vikings from Norway then Sweden?

This is a lie fabricated by the devious Norwegians. They are not to be trusted!

 

[Ghris]

What Viking-like activities do you actually do, anyway? 😛

 

[K-Skate417]

Since I am half Finnish, does that mean I only half exist?

 

[Carsomyr]

What Viking-like activities do you actually do, anyway? 😛

Get drunk?

Since I am half Finnish, does that mean I only half exist?

Yes. That is why I can see through you! 😛

 

[K-Skate417]

Yes. That is why I can see through you! 😛

😱

So what other countries do you claim to be fictional?

 

[Carsomyr]

😱

So what other countries do you claim to be fictional?

I never believed Canada was a real country either. They're all just pretending! 😡

In fact, the existence of Quebec has already been disproven by a science team from Atlantis! They traversed north of the United States, and found nothing but a wall of ice! This also strengthens the theory that the world is actually flat, since it is believed that an ice wall is what keeps the water from falling off the edges. This is needed since the Earth is moving upwards at the speed of light to maintain that which we know as gravity.

True story.

 

[K-Skate417]

I never believed Canada was a real country either. They're all just pretending! 😡

In fact, the existence of Quebec has already been disproven by a science team from Atlantis! They traversed north of the United States, and found nothing but a wall of ice! This also strengthens the theory that the world is actually flat, since it is believed that an ice wall is what keeps the water from falling off the edges. This is needed since the Earth is moving upwards at the speed of light to maintain that which we know as gravity.

True story.

Did you find more insane forums to troll yet? 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Did you find more insane forums to troll yet? 😀

Eh, I did find one, but I when I *tried* trolling them they picked out parts of my posts that I had not intended them to. The actual trolling kinda went over their heads... <_<

I'm still looking for a new nazi forum to troll by the way. Let me know if you ever come across one, will you? 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

Eh, I did find one, but I when I *tried* trolling them they picked out parts of my posts that I had not intended them to. The actual trolling kinda went over their heads... <_<

I'm still looking for a new nazi forum to troll by the way. Let me know if you ever come across one, will you? 😀

I sure will 😀

So what will your weekend be like?

 

[Carsomyr]

I sure will 😀

So what will your weekend be like?

It won't be too exciting I think. It's the quiet before the storm pretty much! 😉 I bought vodka, rum and whiskey today at the liquor store. It's for next Saturday.

 

[c7_assassin]

I never believed Canada was a real country either. They're all just pretending! 😡

In fact, the existence of Quebec has already been disproven by a science team from Atlantis! They traversed north of the United States, and found nothing but a wall of ice! This also strengthens the theory that the world is actually flat, since it is believed that an ice wall is what keeps the water from falling off the edges. This is needed since the Earth is moving upwards at the speed of light to maintain that which we know as gravity.

True story.

Oh my god, who told you? 😱 Our whole cover is blown! We're all actually Georgians who live with our parents. But don't tell anyone, okay? 😛

 

[Ghris]

Get drunk?

No running around comitting axe-related violence or burning things?

😉

Also. Absinthe - yes or no?

 

[K-Skate417]

Were you going to pinch somebody if this thread was left on page three? 😛

 

[spike102]

are you going to ever shave your beard off???

 

[Carsomyr]

Oh my god, who told you? 😱 Our whole cover is blown! We're all actually Georgians who live with our parents. But don't tell anyone, okay? 😛

Is that a confession? 😱 Yes... I think it IS! I knew I was right to be suspicious of you!

No running around comitting axe-related violence or burning things?

😉

Dude... axes are SO 793! These days we use broadswords! 😀

Also. Absinthe - yes or no?

Green Fairy = Epic Win

'nuff said! 😉

Were you going to pinch somebody if this thread was left on page three? 😛

It depends on my mood. I sure as hell would have shamelessly bumped it though! 😛

are you going to ever shave your beard off???

I might shave it off like a month before the Olympic Games, so I can start growing a new (hockey) playoff beard. I tried this back in 2006 with very good results! 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

 

[Carsomyr]

What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

Well, it was a bit of a dare when I showed up drunk for this oral presentation in school. And you know... there was the matter of getting to and from school. I had to walk there in a party hat, and I believe I had a couple of party umbrellas in my beard (at least I did when I woke up later that night).

We were forced to leave the classroom because our (mostly my) alcoholic fumes stunk the place up. LOL! If you share a litre and a half of gin, rum and whiskey with just one friend, you WILL reek of alcohol. I guess that was kinda the lesson learnt, because other than that it was all truly a glorious experience! Especially when we ran into the principal as we were about to leave... XD

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the stupidest thing you've done on your own free will?

 

[Carsomyr]

What is the stupidest thing you've done on your own free will?

If I agree to do something on a dare, isn't that still really doing it of my own free will? I mean, it's not like I was forced... 😛

But very well, here's another one: When I was a kid I played with firecrackers more than most. I found out that if you lit the fuse after breaking the firecrackers on the middle, all the powdery stuff on the inside would start burning. It was cool as hell!

So, ummm... I experimented with this, having boxes upon boxes of firecrackers at my disposal. I pretty much ended up incinerating a park bench... In any case it wasn't possible to sit on anymore, and I believe they eventually had it replaced.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If I agree to do something on a dare, isn't that still really doing it of my own free will? I mean, it's not like I was forced... 😛

The difference to me with being dared to do something and doing something of your own free will is that being dared means someone gave you an idea to do something and free will means you came up with something to do. 😀

But very well, here's another one: When I was a kid I played with firecrackers more than most. I found out that if you lit the fuse after breaking the firecrackers on the middle, all the powdery stuff on the inside would start burning. It was cool as hell!

So, ummm... I experimented with this, having boxes upon boxes of firecrackers at my disposal. I pretty much ended up incinerating a park bench... In any case it wasn't possible to sit on anymore, and I believe they eventually had it replaced.

Wow. 😛




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