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[Ghris]

Sadly, I did not. But after all, I'm a viking - not a pirate! 😉

Technically speaking, the Vikings were in fact pirates.

Now, relating back to a slightly earlier post...

Dude... axes are SO 793! These days we use broadswords! 😀

What is a shieldwall, and why would a broadsword not work in one at all?

😉

 

[drewskee]

Did I ever tell you I had a dream and in it you were a drunk mall Santa in San Francisco?

Was I there? 😛

To Cars: What color was your baby blanket?

 

[K-Skate417]

Was I there? 😛

I don't know, I just noticed a drunk Swede with a thick beard 😛

Now my question for Cars, have you ever used a cat launcher to thwart your enemies?

 

[Carsomyr]

Technically speaking, the Vikings were in fact pirates.

Psh! Only the Norwegian and Danish ones! Us Swedes were much more sophisturmacated! 😛

What is a shieldwall, and why would a broadsword not work in one at all?

😉

Psh, a broadsword would still work if you just swing it hard enough! It'sall about brute force... 😛

A shieldwall is the thing that takes the lulz out of a battle. 🙁

What color was your baby blanket?

I don't think I had one. I was a strange baby...

I don't know, I just noticed a drunk Swede with a thick beard 😛

Now my question for Cars, have you ever used a cat launcher to thwart your enemies?

Just online. The one I tried to build turned out to only work in theory... *sigh*

 

[Ghris]

Psh! Only the Norwegian and Danish ones! Us Swedes were much more sophisturmacated! 😛


Psh, a broadsword would still work if you just swing it hard enough! It'sall about brute force... 😛

A shieldwall is the thing that takes the lulz out of a battle. 🙁

Not if you add a boarsnout it doesn't. Or if you break through it...

Were you aware that you had 46 posts in this thread?

 

[spike102]

do you belly dance??

 

[Ghris]

Beans on toast: best morning after food or not?

 

[Carsomyr]

Were you aware that you had 46 posts in this thread?

I wasn't, but... "Teh moar you know..." 😀

do you belly dance??

Anything for you, pumpkin! 😉

Beans on toast: best morning after food or not?

Damn it, stop being so fucking British! XD

And no, I wouldn't touch that with a five-foot long stick! 😱

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What was the weirdest food you've ever eaten?

 

[Artoo]

/s/?

 

[Carsomyr]

What was the weirdest food you've ever eaten?

Crocodile. I know it's cliché to say this but it kinda tasted like chicken. XD

/s/?

I actually found a tickling thread in there once. 😱 Much win was had!

 

[Artoo]

I actually found a tickling thread in there once. 😱 Much win was had!

You git! I only ever find emo chick threads on there.

Not that I'm complaining! 😀

Tickling art or tickling stories, which do you prefer?

 

[Carsomyr]

You git! I only ever find emo chick threads on there.

Not that I'm complaining! 😀

Hah, well emo chicks are awesome too, especially when tickled! 😀

Tickling art or tickling stories, which do you prefer?

Tickling art. I hardly ever read stories to be honest, I don't have the patience to skim through them all till I find one that I like, although I have found some good ones in the past. 🙂

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?

 

[Whoviantrekkie]

Have the Swedes invented a cure for AIDS yet?

 

[Carsomyr]

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?

"Five more minutes! No... wait... I think I'll just cut classes and sleep in till 2 PM." 🙄

Have the Swedes invented a cure for AIDS yet?

Aside from tinfoil hats you mean? 😱

I could write up such a horrible answer to this, and I would have if this was 4chan... XD

 

[Artoo]

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

 

[Ghris]

Question preceding the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

 

[Carsomyr]

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

42

Question preceding the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

Earth was destroyed before they found out, but those silly space-mice settled with "How many roads must a man walk down?" 😀

 

[Ghris]

Looking for jobs on the Jobcentre website. Putting in I'd prefer to work days, and to limit the potential places I put within 15 miles of my postcode.

Why is the first place about 30 miles away and a night shift? >.>

 

[Jason Reborn]

Why do people park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

 

[Ghris]

Why are the really small Mars bars, Twixes and so on listed as "funsize" when surely, the bigger ones are more fun?

 

[Carsomyr]

Looking for jobs on the Jobcentre website. Putting in I'd prefer to work days, and to limit the potential places I put within 15 miles of my postcode.

Why is the first place about 30 miles away and a night shift? >.>

Because you made God angry somehow, you naughty little Brit!

Why do people park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Indeed, and if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress? Or did I just BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?

Why are the really small Mars bars, Twixes and so on listed as "funsize" when surely, the bigger ones are more fun?

Because "dwarfsize" upset the dwarven community? 😱

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You wouldn't be caught dead, where?

 

[Carsomyr]

You wouldn't be caught dead, where?

Canada. 😛