Ask the third world Swedish Guru a question

[Carsomyr]

If you were a woman for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I'd look like teh secks, and then I'd head to the bar and have men buy me free drinks all night long!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If someone offered you a million dollars for a night of sex, would you do it? Would it matter if the person were good looking or not?

 

[Carsomyr]

If someone offered you a million dollars for a night of sex, would you do it? Would it matter if the person were good looking or not?

I'm the biggest sell-out ever. I'd do it for a whole lot less than a million dollars! XD Looks don't really matter to me in the first place, and for that kind of money I'd do a guy, so... 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm the biggest sell-out ever. I'd do it for a whole lot less than a million dollars! XD Looks don't really matter to me in the first place, and for that kind of money I'd do a guy, so... 😛

Well, I did say "someone". It could've been a man or a woman. 😛


If you were to change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

 

[Whoviantrekkie]

So if the trolls, gnomes, and giants live in Sweden...The Dragons live in Norway...and the Finns are not real...What does that mean about Denmark, and Iceland?

 

[AmandaBear]

Do you still wuv me?

 

[Carsomyr]

If you were to change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I kinda wish that I had picked up playing hockey as a kid, but I didn't get really into the sport until I was like 16, and then it felt too late to start... 🙁

So if the trolls, gnomes, and giants live in Sweden...The Dragons live in Norway...and the Finns are not real...What does that mean about Denmark, and Iceland?

Nothing. They're just the shit-tier part of Scandinavia! 😛 Kinda like the minion meatshields that sometimes surround the final boss in whatever game you're playing. ^^

...ok, Denmark has some good beer. And Iceland is pretty much the Crazy Asylum of Scandinavia. Icelanders are frickin' insane, and that comes from the guy with a poodle in his signature! XD

Do you still wuv me?

Of course I do ya silly lezzo!

 

[Artoo]

/b/?

 

[kered]

Is it possible to get a communicable disease from a toilet seat?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done?

 

[Carsomyr]

/b/?

Is it possible to get a communicable disease from a toilet seat?

That depends on what you intend to do to the seat...

What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done?

lol, not counting the times when I've been drunk... probably just a couple of weeks back when me and RUNOFFSTAGE from the forum decided to meet up. It was sometime in the evening when we decided that I should come over, and I jumped on a train the very next day.

Another very spontaneous thing I did was actually when I decided to delurk here on the forum. I was sitting up one night and it just hit me: "Hell, I should make a couple of posts and see what it's like!"

Safe to say, it pays off to be spontaneous sometimes! 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

 

[Carsomyr]

What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

115 hours - or nearly 5 days. I started hallucinating on the 3rd day... Never doing that again. No siree! <_<

 

[goddess_nemesis]

115 hours - or nearly 5 days. I started hallucinating on the 3rd day... Never doing that again. No siree! <_<

Seriously???

 

[Carsomyr]

Seriously???

Seriously. I wish I could say it was a stupid bet, but it wasn't. I simply COULDN'T sleep. It was teh fail. 🙁

My classmate actually beat that by the way, but in his case it was because he wanted to beat my "record". It's nothing to be proud of though, just sayin'. Staying up that long isn't natural.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?

 

[Carsomyr]

If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?

I would learn from history and found the Swedish Mafia! 😛

 

[drewskee]

Do you drink energy drinks at all?

 

[Carsomyr]

Do you drink energy drinks at all?

I love me some red bull! I actually turned drinking it into an art form. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you were a crayon what color would you be?

 

[Carsomyr]

If you were a crayon what color would you be?

I'd be red, and then I'd pretend that it was because my owner used me to stab someone in the eye! >:3

 

[Ghris]

Did you celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's the stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?

 

[K-Skate417]

Did I ever tell you I had a dream and in it you were a drunk mall Santa in San Francisco?

 

[Carsomyr]

Did you celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday?

Sadly, I did not. But after all, I'm a viking - not a pirate! 😉

What's the stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?

I gave it to this EXTREMELY unreliable guy when we were both drunk. Naturally he texted and called pretty much everyone on my contact list. It was in in the middle of the night and people were sleeping.

Did I ever tell you I had a dream and in it you were a drunk mall Santa in San Francisco?

LOL! Yes that does ring a bell. XD Maybe you gazed into the future, or maybe it really happened? 😱