Calling all Potheads!

[The Sean Man]

They're rather good, old thing! I like something a bit different, like smoking vanilla flavoured tobacco. Corn-brew fuels leave a jolly good aftertaste, too.

😀

It's even better when you smear some butter around the rim of your bong

 

[Headsnap]

I smoke exhaust pipes. Diesel ones are the best; they give me funny light shows! I have to smoke through a plastic pipe at the end, because of the heat of the metal will burn my ruddy lips orf!

Translation: "I got kicked out of B&Q for uncapping the Ronseal tins and having a good old snifter".

Bloody Yorkshire.

 

[subZer0]

It's even better when you smear some butter around the rim of your bong

I don't know, you Americans and your funny eating/smoking habits!

 

[subZer0]

Translation: "I got kicked out of B&Q for uncapping the Ronseal tins and having a good old snifter".

Bloody Yorkshire.

I've got a story there.

Went into a B&Q store once, and a guy asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in... I was promptly removed and banned.

 

[DCXIII]

Ummm, Pothead doesn't really describe me.
Considering I'm high every day of my life.

Actually, wait, it does.

 

[Capnmad]

Hadn't seen you post before this thread, so, hi.

Never smoked. Asthma as a child turned me off to smoking entirely, but if it's your thing, more power to you.

Fear not those who can't take your sensibilities or humor or need to find something wrong with them to criticize and thereby "deflate" your thread.

Enjoy yourself and welcome to the TMF.

 

[Dussicar]

That is absurd. I'd like to know from a legit source if this statistic is true; not from the fear tactics of a police officer in a classroom.

Have you checked this out for fact yourself? I don't smoke pot but I know people who do and nobody has become a rapist yet; or at least that I know of.

But this IS legitimate. This information was given to us by a member of the OFFICIAL POLICE FORCE.

These guys have had years of training when dealing with drugs and the rapist criminal element.

My god, man, open your eyes! It's not like they just grabbed some dumb bully jock out of highschool and gave him a badge to go along with his stupid brush-cut!

Did you know that any female who smokes pot is also 87% more likely to abuse and molest their own childeren than a mother who has never smoked marjuana?

This statistic should give you all something to think about the next time you see your pregnant wife "spark up" in front of you.

I have never drank alcohol or touched a drug in my life. I can guarantee that I am perfectly happy and healthy as a living testament to that.🙂

 

[Babyshambles]

But this IS legitimate. This information was given to us by a member of the OFFICIAL POLICE FORCE.

These guys have had years of training when dealing with drugs and the rapist criminal element.

My god, man, open your eyes! It's not like they just grabbed some dumb bully jock out of highschool and gave him a badge to go along with his stupid brush-cut!

Did you know that any female who smokes pot is also 87% more likely to abuse and molest their own childeren than a mother who has never smoked marjuana?

This statistic should give you all something to think about the next time you see your pregnant wife "spark up" in front of you.

I have never drank alcohol or touched a drug in my life. I can guarantee that I am perfectly happy and healthy as a living testament to that.🙂

Scum is most likely to abuse and molest their own children. Scum is also more likely to use drugs. Hence the 87% correlation.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Nothing is more dangerous than a stupid person with some statistics.

Smoking Marijuana does not cause someone to molest their children. But someone who molests their children is likely to smoke marijuana.

BTW - smoking is bad.

 

[Babyshambles]

Scum is most likely to abuse and molest their own children. Scum is also more likely to use drugs. Hence the 87% correlation.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Nothing is more dangerous than a stupid person with some statistics.

Smoking Marijuana does not cause someone to molest their children. But someone who molests their children is likely to smoke marijuana.

BTW - smoking is bad.

I'm not calling Dussicar stupid. Rather whoever created that misleading statistic.

I've known people smoke pot a lot and they were perfectly reasonable people. They were more angry than teh average person - and somewhat lazier - but that was about all i noticed.

 

[Dussicar]

Okay. I've got to diffuse this before it gets WAY out of hand.

Look guys, The shit I said before was bull.

Too many people here took me seriously. It was my attempt to inject some humor into this thread.

I was kind of hoping that somebody eould have the presence of mind to check my past posting history.

Even though I was initially getting a little miffed at the OP for their stance on "potheads" (in all honesty, in her age group, there is no such thing as "laid-back" smokers. They tend to gravitate towards shiftless burnout chronics), it was my attempt to take a shot at the youthful ignorance that we have all experienced at her age. At the same time, I thought it would be funny to amuse myself with this thread to some extent.

At age nine, I took my first drink, cigarette, and toke of marjuana.

In short, I was an addict for better than fifteeen years. And I am not talking about kiddie shit like pot or LSD. I am talking about the stuff that stops your heart and gets you trips in an ambulance.

On one hand, this thread was amusing. On the other hand, I found it ignorantly offensive.

I guess that I should just shut my mouth and let kids learn on their own.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Did you know that 99.9% of all rapes are perpetrated by people who smoke pot? That's actually a true fact. The police officer told us.

I always listen to what the police say, because never once in the history of organized law enforcement have they ever been wrong.

It MAY be true that 99.9% of all rapes are perpetrated by people who smoke pot ... but that statistic doesn't indicate what other drugs those people were on. Anybody can make anything seem true with augmented statistics.

Think of statistics this way. 1,000 people may join the TMF in today, but that doesn't mean 365,000 people will join in one year.

Here's a real statistic. 100% of people I know that smoke marijuana, myself included, have never raped, murdered, stabbed, shot, or robbed anybody. Ever.

 

[Headsnap]

^^ EDIT: Oh my great good lulz someone else is taking things SRSLY on the internets! ^^

I could never bring myself to smoke pot. I never have and never will. I still remember that video of pot addicts the police officer showed us in grade six. They were screaming and trying to tear their flesh off.

Did you know that 99.9% of all rapes are perpetrated by people who smoke pot? That's actually a true fact. The police officer told us.

I've never even drank alcohol. I just don't want to ruin my body. I like natural highs, myself. Like going for walks or making models and stuff like that.

The closest thing to taking dangerous drugs was the time when I took two Excedrin. Then I found out after that it had caffiene in it. I got scared and started crying.

Obvious troll is obvious; yet someone still bit the bait. +10 internets to you my good man!

 

[Artoo]

^^ EDIT: Oh my great good lulz someone else is taking things SRSLY on the internets! ^^

You know what they say about the internet - it is serious business. 😉

 

[Dussicar]

^^ EDIT: Oh my great good lulz someone else is taking things SRSLY on the internets! ^^. Obvious troll is obvious; yet someone still bit the bait. +10 internets to you my good man!

God bless the unterwibz!

 

[AffectionateDan]

How the hell did I miss THIS thread?

I likes my herb, yes I do.

 

[Mephistopheles]

I quit smoking pot on a regular basis, got fed up with it.

But if anyone of you potheads plans on visiting Amsterdam, just drop me a PM 😎

 

[sean901]

Ohhhh yes
I'm quite partial to a big fat bag of the funky stuff, but i had to cut down cos it was makin me a bit paranoid, though i think that was due to all the other drugs I was taking at the time

 

[tickle_feety]

Daily smoker here...not that I'm proud of it or anything...

 

[tickle_feety]

I quit smoking pot on a regular basis, got fed up with it.

But if anyone of you potheads plans on visiting Amsterdam, just drop me a PM 😎

Been several times dude, is it true they're shutting down all the cafes now?

 

[xionking]

Been several times dude, is it true they're shutting down all the cafes now?

Yeah, I heard that too. I know they passed a law in December, last year making 'shrooms illegal.

No more imported chocolate bars for me...🙁

-Xionking

 

[locker669]

Nono.
But, I'll get along with them better
Then those who don't get high.

Yeah...that's what I'm going with.

OK we are good friends and get along fine.

Warm regards,

Locker669

 

[ViperGTS]

I know why Headsnap is so annoying. He spends too much time on 4chan.

For those who would like to remain socially likeable, DON'T google search that term.

Anyway, back on topic - I got $20 worth of pot on Christmas Day. I smoke almost every day between then and running out, and I only ran out on the 7th of January. I know it's only a week and a half, but "potheads" would blow through that much weed in a day or two, if not less.

 

[Dave2112]

Can't believe I missed this one the first time around.

Yeah, I've been known to imbibe from time to time.

 

[naughtylucy]

I likes my herb, yes I do.

Yes, darling, yes.

I didn't indulge much when I was back home in Scotland, because of the demands of my job and the severe lack of good, affordable grass.

But I'm backpacking in India just now where the weed is cheap and smooth. Only sets me back a few rupees, and it's invaluable for long, crowded bus trips. Also great for making new friends.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

me!!!