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Church Of Carsomyr, K?

There....no matter how you hide with sophistication, it is slowly turning out to be the Cult of Carsomyr...he-he! :devil2:
 
Do I get Fridays off for Worship? :sowrong: I don't feel like slinging pastries tomorrow 😀
 
You get EVERY day off for worship. Carsoism encourages procrastination! 😉
 
Drinking is very important in the Church of Carsomyr! Remember what I once wrote in the "Invent a Stupid Theory" thread:

The world is depentdend on a certain amouunt of drunk people so it doesnt freeze still. The more we drink the more we refguse to accept the illusion of a world around us ad we come closer to reaching alcohol nirvana asa people. This is why dino fossils are made of stone cus t hey didnt have drunks so they froze to stone and dead. :sherlock:

Id elaborate, but im busy saving the world right now! XD
 
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