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Church Of Carsomyr, K?

Also, it's "edumacated", not "educated". In this church we walk the path of the lolcat! :tiger:
 
Carsomyr said:
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Church Of Carsomyr, K?​


Indeed! This is the official thread for the Church of Carsomyr! If you wonder what the "K?" in the thread title is all about, I'm uh... obsessed with abbreviations - OH NO HE DIDN'T! 😱 😱 😀

I believe it is time to also clarify a thing or two about the church... We worship Carsomyr, The Poodle and The Holy Meatball, but they are in fact all the same person - at least after Carsomyr has been eating meatballs for dinner.

Carsoism recognizes the fact that Carsomyr is the divine ruler of the Silly Stuff Forum as well as the rightful owner of the Last Word, so people should just stop trying to take it from him.

Prominent members of the Church may be declared demigods, and they may then start their own, personal threads in conjunction to this one. To reach this level requires a LOT of prayer and devotion however, unless you can afford to pay hefty bribes. 😉 No seriously, give me money!


Here follows the tenets of the Church:

1. There is no Carsomyr except Carsomyr, and Carsomyr is his prophet.
2. To receive the great wisdom of Carsomyr when he is absent, go to The Immortal Thread and seek advice there. Bohemianne can interpret any messages or signs that you receive. Maybe.
3. You could also just get high.
4. Appletini is NOT unmanly to drink!
5. All famous hockeyplayers are automatically proclaimed demigods of the church.
6. To not watch hockey is heresy, but Carsomyr is a loving God and will forgive your sins. Provided he's in a good mood.
13. I seem to have misplaced my lucky underwear. If you find them, will you please give me a PM?
14. Oh wait, here they are. Nevermind...
15. Everything is more fun when you are intoxicated.
16. Even if Carsomyr is all-knowing, be sure to still ask Slacker2114 a couple of questions now and then. He loves it!
17. Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now!
18. You may notice that tenets 7 through 12 are missing. My bad.
19. The Sky Wombats Motherships have been sent to this world by the devil to steal our socks.
20. Beware the devil, for he goes by many names: Responsibility, seriousness, temperance... you get the idea.
21. They are only coming after you when you think about them.
22. All prayers and requests for Carsomyrs divine wisdom must be posted in this thread, or the king of the mole people will eat your face when you sleep.
23. I think I'll make up more of this shit as we go along, but the point is that you are all my slaves now. 😀
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I renounce you. Thricely.
 
Artoo has his milking bats.....so he is never really alone....
 
Here to pay my daily respects to the church of carsomyr 😀

:menorah: and to light a few candles for the days I'll be unable to post my respects :sorry: 🙁
 
venray said:
Artoo has his milking bats.....so he is never really alone....
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LOL! Good point :bwahaha:

eclipse said:
Here to pay my daily respects to the church of carsomyr 😀

:menorah: and to light a few candles for the days I'll be unable to post my respects :sorry: 🙁
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Very good! Carsomyr smiles upon your dedication to the church! :clap: But let not the days of absense be too many, for a day without worship to Carsomyr is a day without purpose! 😱

PeopleWatcher said:
Hello Oh Mighty Carsomyr of the Tangerine Feather.
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Hey there! 😀
 
Carsomyr has gone to bed, but he shall return and be ready to be worshipped soon enough!
 
Your lucky underpants has been found. But the shenanigans who found them are asking for rewards... 😈
 
In the Church of Carsomyr, EVERYONE is rewarded so long as their faith is pure! :seesaw:
 
My faith is pure, but it happens most when "they" serve the beer.... 😀

:munch:
 
Carsomyr sayeth: Bohemianne is a good member of the church, but the rest of you need to pick up the pace here! 😛
 
Carsomyr said:
Carsomyr sayeth: Bohemianne is a good member of the church, but the rest of you need to pick up the pace here! 😛
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They are good, they just find the beer "more attractive" - hahaha! They will be back soon. :devil2:
 
They'd BETTER be back soon or I'm excommunicating their asses! :blaugh:
 
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