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Church Of Carsomyr, K?

What income? They all just come here and drink my beer! 😛
 
Aww come on you guys! This church is my LIFE! D:

*sigh* Fine, if you join you can all have on of these... <_<


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Seeing this, and the above coupon was when I heard the call

I saw Lord Carsomyr in the sky today!

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Woo! Whoring yourself out DOES work!

Hmmm... Ceiling-Cars is watching you masturbate?
 
Unfortunately the church has some financial problems, so we will have to start selling off some of our property... Any takers?

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My, uh, not so devoted followers! 🙂p) Today is a day of celebration! Carsomyr has, with this post, defeated the foul Lemon Feather that has plagued him for days!

Carsomyr endures, feathers do not. Long live the church! 😀
 
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Libation to Carsomyr

Carsomyr is our guiding light,
A beacon of Drunk for us all in this world of temperance.
As we drink to him,
He is our greatest bartender.
As we pray to him,
His beer is only for us.
And on the next day when hangover threaten,
Carsomyr is with us,
In spirit and in fact.

AMEN! :devil2:

​
 
Hahaha...(Hick)

The church is getting bankrupt... lol 😀

Don't worry, we pray hard or plant lemon. 😀
 
Bankrupt indeed 😱 We need more Carsomyr Dollars, but the inflation is killing us! :hysteriatrain:
 
Carsomyr said:
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Libation to Carsomyr

Carsomyr is our guiding light,
A beacon of Drunk for us all in this world of temperance.
As we drink to him,
He is our greatest bartender.
As we pray to him,
His beer is only for us.
And on the next day when hangover threaten,
Carsomyr is with us,
In spirit and in fact.

AMEN! :devil2:

​
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What the hell is that lime green thing on your head? xD
 
So, uh, if I was to join this Church, would I be able to channel Carsomyr in any way that may or may not lead to smiting heathens?
 
If you are a devoted servant, then Carsomyr will indeed be with you in your endeavours. You could also just symbolically throw meatballs at the heretics! 😀
 
People have been founding their own religions for years, Blues. I've finally found one that allows me to throw meatballs at people. Don't get in the way 😛
 
Alright Carso... I'll let it go for now... but if I get roped in to ritualistic murder again, I'm going to be one seriously discontented temporary tent dweller!
 
That's a good boy, Ghris! You should throw meatballs at that Irish fellow! :yayzorz:
 
Currently out of stock - going to get some when I'm in town tomorrow.

Unless I can get some sort of holy meatball...
 
There is only ONE holy meatball, and it is currently inside Carsomyr. Yum! :bouncybou
 
By holy meatball, I was thinking something more like this...
 
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