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Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, your drawing tablet is now a clay tablet.

I wish i had a blanket fort.
 
Granted, but you grow so smart that your brain goes ka-boom

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH!!!
 
Granted, but the fear of death is now replaced with an even stronger fear of not knowing HOW you'll die.

I wish I had someone to tickle me over the break.
 
Granted but the tickling never stops!

I wish for a jetpack.
 
Granted, but it cancels out my infinite tickling.

I wish my delivery would hurry up and get here.
 
Granted, but in the process of getting it to you as fast as possible, whatever it is arrives completely FUBAR.

I wish I had an horchata right about now...
 
Granted, but it was spilled on the floor.

I wish for the best tickling skills ever!
 
Granted, but at the cost of every other skill.

I wish to tickle someone super ticklish.
 
Granted but they tickle you for twice as long.

I wish to have as much fun as possible before the break ends.
 
Granted, here's a list of all the (free) ways I spend my time: [and haves funs]

Happy wheels, SMITE, GW2, PSO2, Akinator, BakaBT, Nyaa.se, Crunchyroll, Funimation.com, YouTube.com, Twitch.tv.

And of course the porn. This is literally the ONLY place I'll admit to that.
xhentai.org, deviantart.com, Pixiv, Gelbooru, pornhub, and very rarely nicovideo.jp

But all of those games and sites are down, and you forget what "having fun" is.

I wish for the best possible luck today.
 
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Granted. But you'll have absolutely shitty luck the rest of the week, and anything that happens as a result of your good luck today will likely end up cancelled out by your bad luck.

I wish for eternal happiness!
 
Granted, but because smiling means happiness, your cheeks will start to very much hurt from forever smiling.

I wish for the removal of my writers' block forever.
 
Granted, but all your ideas are now bad ideas, and you can't tell.

I wish I had all the Amiibo.
 
Granted, but they all burst into flames.

I wish I knew what an amiibo was.
 
Granted, but with the knowledge of their nature comes an insatiable hunger to collect them all, and you can't stop until you do.

I wish everything in the world was free, just for me, and in a legitimate and legal way.
 
Granted, but you are no longer satisfied by those things until you pay normal price for them.

I wish I could be clean just by thinking it instead of needing to take showers.
 
Granted, but the smell builds, because of no soap.

I wish for the ultimate hacking skills, to do completely legal things!
 
Granted, but legal things now become illegal.

I wish for:
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Granted-but since absolute power corrupts absolutely, and you're already pretty corrupt, the opposite happens and you become a pretty nice guy.

I wish for enough chocolate to last me all the way through 2016.

~K
 
Granted. Prepare your face, 'cause acne's a-comin' for ya! Mwahahahahahaha!!

I wish I could enter and exit fictional universes at will and interact with the characters.
 
Granted, but you can only be one of those background characters with no faces.

I wish I could make my fantasies come true.
 
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