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Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but there's a lag, and it takes 10 years for just one item to appear.

I wish that nothing bad will happen with my flights...
 
Granted. But the car that carries you from the airport to your hotel (or wherever) will end up in a terrible accident. Don't worry, you'll live, but you'll break three ribs and any two limbs of your choice.

I wish I was immune to every illness, disease, and disorder that ever existed and ever will exist.
 
Granted, but for every illness, disease, or disorder that you WOULD have gotten, your loved ones get them instead.

I wish I had tickling super powers. (I'm running out of ideas)
 
Granted, but you become corrupted by your power and become "that guy..." You know, the one who creeps around and tickles random people against their will? Yah, "that guy." That's you.

I wish I had the ability to win every contest, competition, sweepstakes and tournament that I cared to enter.
 
Granted, but they always lie about what the prizes really are. And they're crappy.

I wish for the ultimate Roleplay partner!
 
Granted. But they live all the way across the world, so thanks to time differences, you and they are only both online for about an hour each day. (Real life problems here, people... >_>)

I wish I had a perfect memory and could recall every detail of everything ever at will with perfect clarity.
 
Granted. But they live all the way across the world, so thanks to time differences, you and they are only both online for about an hour each day. (Real life problems here, people... >_>)

I wish I had a perfect memory and could recall every detail of everything ever at will with perfect clarity.

Granted. Remember that time you walked in on your parents doing it? Yes you do. ALL THE TIME.

I wish I could lose weight and keep it off.

~K
 
Granted, but you're not allowed to eat any of your favorite foods.

I wish I was fluent in every language.
 
Granted, but every time you try to speak one of them, you speak the wrong one first. This might not seem that major, but try speaking Chinese to someone in Japan. I imagine they'll be less than amused...

I wish I could achieve a perfect, completely manipulable lucid dream every time I sleep.
 
Granted, but you can never sleep again.

I wish for something interesting to happen.
 
Granted, but you were looking the other way and missed it.

I wish I could dance like Justin Timberlake.
 
Granted, but it's everything a dream and then you wake up in a hospital, you haven't legs and you won't dance again ever.

I wish 2015 never happened
 
Granted. But everything that happened during it happens again in 2016.

I'm good at seeing lies, but I wish I could always know WHY people lied in the first place.
 
Granted. Let's just say some things are better left unknown and leave it at that...

I wish I could draw with the skill of a professional comic book artist.
 
Granted, but the comic in question is Cyanide and Happiness.

I wish I had the sex appeal of James Bond.
 
Granted. You are now intensely sexually appealing--to gay men. Or, if you happen to be gay yourself, to women. Point is, whichever set of bits you want to attract, you get the other one.
If you're bisexual... well, you win I guess. XD

I wish I could get away with any crime I wanted and never even be suspected.
 
Granted, but the guilt of committing that crime drives you to commit suicide.

I wish my neck would stop hurting.
 
Granted. You died, but you can't feel pain in your neck anymore at least!

I wish I could stop feeling tired.
 
Granted. You are now wired for sound, 24/7, like you just chugged a fridge pack of Red Bulls in one go. You can never sleep again. Or even sit still, for that matter.

I wish I had an external hard drive that contained every tickle video ever created on it.
 
Granted. But the videos got viruses when they were downloaded. And some of them are plain wrong videos. Your computer cannot be cured from this bad of an infection!

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.
 
Granted, but in so doing, they now look like furry bowling balls...

I wish I could find a nice person to tickle fight with...
 
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Granted. You now have a female RP partner--who isn't into tickling. She only does romance and vore. Gotta be specific, yo.

I wish I had a tickle partner that I could summon and banish at will any time I want to have some tickle-related fun.
 
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