Granted. Not only is it plush and comfortable, but when activated, it uses robotic arms and a variety of tools to pleasurably tickle your feet with the skill and finesse of a master tickler. This much you know--but you don't know how to activate it. You will now be driven insane by the knowledge that you could have all the tickles you want, but you can't figure out how to make the damned thing work.
Here's hoping you're a 'lee, your little thingy doesn't say. If yo're not, then... Guess you win. XD
I wish I could live the life of an epic hero, instead of this sad, boring life reality handed me... XP