Curroupt a Wish

[baldadonis]

Granted, you are now wearing giant clear platform shoes with goldfish swimming inside them and you they are too small and you can't get them off without amputation.

I wish I could reach that itch in the middle of my back.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Your back is now your front and you're captured by the circus.



I wish tomorrow was the weekend.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted...but you spend your weekends standing outside of Walmart ringing one of those little bells.

I wish I could snap my fingers and have anything I want.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But you forgot how to snap your fingers.



I wish gas prices would go even lower.

 

[baldadonis]

Granted, gas prices fall permanently to .50/gallon under US legislations. The oil companies file for bankruptcy and Detroit won't make anything but electric or solar powered vehicles. What a nightmare.

I wish someone would paint my house.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted...but that's because cars now run on water...which is $10.00/gal.

I wish my consumers smelled better

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But the smell had to go somewhere so now it's permanently attached to you.



I wish I was having more fun right now.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted -- but you become overwhelmed by the amount of fun you're having and suddenly implode.

I wish I had more Hilary Duff With Love perfume & lotion.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You're now drowning in it.



I wish it were Thanksgiving tomorrow.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but you sleep through tomorrow 🙁 no turkey for you


I wish I had some brownies.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But they're hash brownies. You eat them all and go streaking thru the mall.



I wish the days were getting longer instead of shorter.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but now you have to work from sun up to sun down.

I wish I could take a nap.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but your nap will be in rush hour traffic

I wish for a popsicle

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. But it's melted.

I wish for next week's munch to come FREAKING NOW!!!

Snail Shell

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you're stuck in the kitchen washing dishes

I wish for a Snickers

 

[baldadonis]

Granted, but you're hands turn to flames whenever you touch a Snickers and you always melt it before you can eat it.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but it's in another world...ours still sucks


I wish for a new puppy

 

[baldadonis]

Granted, its baby Cerberus.

I wish I had long flowing hair.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You are now Cousin Itt.

I wish my eye would stop itching.

Snail Shell

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted -- your eye doesn't itch anymore because your head is on fire...and the pain overrides the itch


I wish it was warmer in my house...but NOT too warm

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You now own a new cat, which will provide cuddles and body heat. 😀

I wish I made like twice what I make now.

Snail Shell

 

[David Presents]

Granted! Right after we cut your pay by 50%

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

Granted. Canada Revenue will take half of the proceeds. 😀


I wish I had the ability to change sex at will.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Both your wishes have been solved by cheesecake. 🙂

I wish I had cheesecake.

Snail Shell

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

Granted. A motherlode of Sara Lee products suddenly appear, taking up all available space in your house/apartment.


I wish I had a clone.