Curroupt a Wish

[Dave2112]

Granted...but your hours are in "metric time" and you have to work 1,435 hours a week.


I wish people would start to understand the difference between "tortured genius" and "insane". 😉

 

[Mister Scruff]

Granted - but they do so just as the Large Hadron Collider is switched on and obliterates the entire universe.




I wish I was a Large Hadron Collider.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you crashed into Rosie O'donnell's bed

I wish for a ham sammich

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But the ham is still alive and the bread wont stay on, also the ham keeps eating it

I wish for a bag of chips

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But the bag is the size of a bag of airline peanuts.



I wish it wouldn't snow.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but now its raining in your house

I wish for some cheese popcorn

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but someone forgets to watch it while it is popping so you end up with a burnt offering.





I wish that it would warm up outside.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- Arrmagedon hits and the world goes to hell

I wish I had some great dance music

DJ Tickler

 

[Dave2112]

Even I can't grant that one.


I wish I had more wishes and that my wishes looped endlessly in a temporal cycle.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

Granted. You are now stuck in a perpetual Time Warp forever.



I wish a certain drummer was here - preferably naked and bound 😉

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But you are also naked and bound in another room

I wish I was the object of EVERY human female desire

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You're now a giant piece of chocolate.



I wish I hadn't missed the BTR show.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted...you get to hear a BTR show of a bunch of old ladies talking about their hemorrhoids


I wish someone was here to keep me company. Work is so lonely.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

Granted. Ernest Borgnine and Michael Palin appear to jabber in your ears constantly and they won't leave you alone.



I wish I had male sexual organs.
(One for any stray Red Dwarf fans 😀)

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but its only two inches long😱


I wish for some butter pecan ice cream

 

[milagros317]

Granted, but somebody pissed in it before it was served to you.

I wish for ten million dollars tax free.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but its not available until NEXT year, when it will be taxed


I wish for some Burger King

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You now have the severed head of that creepy bastard on your kitchen table.



I wish I had an Xbox 360.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted but it doesn't, and will never, turn on.

I wish I had a monkey's paw that granted me wishes

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but the monkey's paw is still attached to the live animal which causes copious amounts of destruction to your household.



I wish that the wind would die down.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - now it's absolute zero outside and nothing is moving



I wish this computer would load the page I want

 

[KrazieDog]

I wish this computer would load the page I want

Granted the sonicare website has now fully loaded and you can order as many as you want. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but it also loads a million pages of SPAM and crashes.

I wish that this cold weather would move East, say to Reading, Pennsylvania.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL -- you didn't make a wish goof

I wish that someone awesome was here with me.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - But I bring Joan Rivers and Carrot Top with me


I wish I was a stud second baseman for the NY Mets