Curroupt a Wish

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - 50 years ago -- now you're old and no one remembers your name...which is fine, cause you don't either


I wish I had some delicious food from V&S

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but its fried anchovie sandwiches with extra fish oil


I wish my Michigan Wolverines were winning again🙁

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but it's right after you abandoned them...fair-weather fan

I wish it was May - graduation, NEST, and the beginning of summer!!

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you will pwned....AGAIN

I wish for some cookies

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but you found them under the couch

I wish everyone would shut the hell up about the stupid sonicare and me getting pwn'ed LOL

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you will have to write 500 sentences saying sonicares are not stupid😛

i wish for some Pop tarts

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted -- but they're ass-flavored

I wish I could wiggle my nose like that chick in Bewitched.

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but it turns zig-zag, and never returns to form

I wish to LOL at Skippy for fucked-up flavored pastries


damn, that's gross

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but then I pwn you for laughing at me


I wish V&S was next door - I'z hungreeee

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but all you'll get is two lil' smokies, and a half a piece of stale bread


I wish for some kool-aid

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but instead of the drink you get the guy crashing through your wall screaming "OH YEAH!"...and he's wearing tights.

I wish I had my own house and a million dollars and I didn't have to have a job.

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but the house is a Monopoly green house, with a pink $5 bill, and that guy making you scrubbing the B&O railroad with a toothbrush


I wish for a kit kat

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but you find a corner torn off the wrapper and you just can't bring yourself to eat...cause what if...?


I wish I had my slippers

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but they are oil-based slippers, and you slipped off in the lake

I wish for some sleep

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but before you go to sleep you talk to Krazie and he freaks you out with stories about crazy people smelling your hair

I wish my tummy didn't hurt 🙁

 

[natural tickler]

granted, you took nitro-glycerin based Pepto Bismol and now your farts are nuclear

I wish to say see ya later, gotta go

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But as soon as you log off here, you find out you no longer have to leave, try to come back and discover your internet connection no longer exists.


I wish people would learn that nine times out of ten, I know what I'm talking about.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- However it averages out that the 1 time out of ten you are wrong, is always on TMF

I wish I could tickle people with my mind

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However it only works on yourself.


I wish I had a better computer chair.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- It has a massaging quality but malfunctions and throws you off everytime

I wish Star Wars was real

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But your role is a recurring one....stormtrooper shot by rebels.



I wish I had super speed.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But you become like the Flash, you need to eat constantly and are always hungry

I wish I could meet the band Nickelback

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But they think you're a douche and have the road crew beat you down.


I wish I could have seen Frank Zappa in concert.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but everyone else at the concerted concluded that you were a douche and they took turns punching you in the face


I wish it was summer.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But you have to work double shifts, seven days a week the whole summer with no A/C.


I wish I didn't feel so damn tired.