Curroupt a Wish

[Dave2112]

Granted. You now walk about the mall, threatening random strangers with licking.


I wish the Maples didn't form a Union.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- they do not have a union, they have a rulling government that takes over the US

I wish I knew what The Maples were

DJ Tickler

 

[natural tickler]

granted, they are the syrup people

i wish for more snow

 

[Artoo]

Granted. An avalanche just hit your house.

I wish for the inablility to wish.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You are involed in a car accident so your fingers are broken (can't write your wish), your throat collapses (Cant speak your wish) and a seatbelt goes through your skull causing braindamage (Cant think you wishes)

I wish I wasnt such a sick puppy

DJ Tickler

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted, you are now a dead puppy.

I wish SNL was funny after the election.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Sadly, it's the 2184 election.

I wish I had another Skor bar.

Snail Shell

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - But this one is made with black licorice and shit

I wish I had a sunburst stratocaster

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted, but unfortunately, it's in 23 pieces.

I wish today wasn't Monday.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- it is now Sunday evening, Monday is tomorrow

I wish I could meet all the people on TMF

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. We all show up at the same time and trash your house. All your neighbors force you to move.



I wish I could better discern when to keep my mouth shut.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, you've now covered it with duct tape

i wish for some tuna fish

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- you are hit in the head by a big tuna fish

I wish Slacker adn Ikyioo would post in here more

DJ Tickler

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. They would, but they don't want to.

I wish people got it.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. They get it. And infect you with it.


I wish January would start.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. It's been in effect for over 11 months now.

I wish I got it.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You get it. And the knowledge of it drives you insane.



I wish I knew what was going on.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granded you do and fall into such severe depression you are comitted and spend your days scratching the invisible bugs.


I wish I was creepy.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, now nobody wants to be around you

i wish for some cheetos

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but they have been in storage so long that they have turned moldy.



I wish that it wouldn't rain this evening.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but it only lasts for 1 minute

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you have to butcher the pig, milk the cow, and churn the cheese first.



I wish for a Christmas Party this weekend.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but instead of Santa Claus, Bozo the Clown shows up, and sprays your face with Kool-Aid

I wish to be immune from all ticklishness

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but then you would be unable to feel anything including placing your hand on a hot stove.



I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but it will come to you in a temp so hot, it evaporates the cup, and hard-boils your privates

I wish for some reese's cups