Curroupt a Wish

[natural tickler]

granted, a remake of Pee-Wee's Playhouse is the featured movie

I wish for some waffles

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. And here's a nice, big bottle of chicken-mint syrup....


I wish people were nicer to each other.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the world becomes snowy village

I wish for some Kool-Aid

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you get a Rev. Jim Jones special, spiked with cyanide.




I wish that it would not rain tomorrow.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted it doesnt rain it hails bowling ball sized hail and destroys your house.


I wish i knew what the electrical problem in my car was so i could fix it.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, you find the source of your problem and receive a severe electrical shock while doing it.



I wish that we would not have an ice storm tomorrow.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- a volcano errupts and causes a fire storm

I wish I was stronger

DJ Tickler

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted. Your pinky fingers can lift 30 pound weights.

I wish I were a few inches taller.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you are a few inches taller you now have a penis sticking out the top of your head.

I wish was not sick

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you'll be sick in the morning

I wish for some sleep, I am tired

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but did you forget about the band that you booked for the party at your house tonight????



I wish that we would not get ice on top of this snow.

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted, you'll get ice below the snow.

I wish I could wear jeans to work.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. But you can wear only jeans.


I wish I wish the Vikings would win the Super Bowl this year without jeapordizing or affecting future success.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

Granted. The Vikings will win every Super Bowl from here to eternity, earning the team endless hatred from rival teams & fans alike. 😉




I wish I had a supply of road salt for the damn snow/black ice in Vancouver.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you have road salt.... filling your house to the ceilings


I wish it was april of 2009 already

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. It's April 30th, 2009...my birthday and you owe me a present. 🙂



I wish more people here were into hockey.

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted. Due to supply and demand, all NHL tickets are now $1000 a pop.

I wish sushi were cheaper without affecting taste or mercury levels.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but it is all Cod and Atlantic whitefish.

I wish I worked for the NSA

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. Now you have no friends and no one trusts you or tells you anything.


I wish I knew the answer.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you simply forgot how you got it

I wish for a popsicle

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but we give you one made of "Yellow Snow".




I hope that I can complete my Christmas shopping today.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you bought yourself coloring books


I wish for a lot more wishes

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you have 1 million more wishes. But the only wish you can make with them is that your ass is made of spam.



I wish dog really spelled cat

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Granted that could happen, but then the whole world would have to exist upside down and we would stand on our heads.

I wish it wouldn't snow ever.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted it never snows instead hails all day every day


I wish the world was upside down and we had to stand on our heads