Curroupt a Wish

[Dave2112]

Granted. The world turns upside down, but being a slightly oblong sphere suspended in space and possesing its own gravitational field, the change goes relatively unheralded. You wind up standing on your head for no reason and getting funny looks from the local children.


I wish Peter Jackson would remake the Star Wars prequels.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted and they suck wose then episode one and ruin the franchise and lucas kills himself as a result.


I wish that I wasnt so tired

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. You're wide awake for a month.


I wish I could up with an interesting wish.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you do but it is not your turn to post and you forget the actual wish but know it was the wish to end all wishes.

I wish I had a bottle top

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but it's stuck in your knee cap. ( :

I wish I was happy.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you now have the mental aptitude of a new born and sit around happy looking at the bright colors.

i wish i lived in california.

 

[starburstz91]

That's all I ask for.

Granted, but your in a desert for all eternity.

I wish I had some gummybears.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you have some gummie bears... from the cartoon show and they keep you up all the time with their endless antics


I wish i lived in a good part of california.

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but then you die in an earthquake as soon as you get there.

I wish I was loved.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you are loved.... by a serial killer.


I wish I could tickle aubrey's bellybutton.

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but it isn't on Aubrey. It's on t he serial killer that's in love with her.

I wish my eyes were blue.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted your eyes are blue because poured paint in them


I wish I could tickle aubreys feet right now

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but you have to wait 15 billion years.

I wish I had red headphones.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you have red headphones. But nothing to plug them into.

I wish I people would read my wishes and realize i said right now.

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish I was pretty.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you are pretty... pretty dumb for thinking your ugly.


I wish I could travel time.

 

[starburstz91]

Granted... but you can only travel to times in which horrible events occur. Wars, earthquakes, etc. You'd have one lucky ass if you don't die. ( :

I wiiiish.. I had some chocolate right now.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted your room is filled to the ceiling with chocolate


i wish aubrey was tied to my bed right now.

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but you're not allowed to touch her.

I wish I had my fantasy come true.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted your fantasy comes true.... to your next door neighbor


I wish aubrey was tied to my bed right now and i could touch her.

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but you can't touch her in places you want to touch her.

I wish my fantasy came true with two guys I know and find very attractive.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted your fantsy comes true with two guys you know and find attractive.... to your dog.


I wish aubrey was tied to my bed right now and I could touch her wherever I want for as long as i want.

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but as soon as you touch her, you explode.

I iwsh my fantasy came true to two human males that I know and find very attractive.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but unfortunately they're blow-up dolls


I wish for a turkey sandwich

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted but the turkeys are still alive


I wish I could be a lumberjack