Curroupt a Wish

[baldadonis]

Granted, but its very very dry (oh the humanity of it all )

I wish for a snowy Christmas.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted there is a nuclear winter and 10 ft of snow is everywhere.


I wish christmas was over.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but Santa will now live with you, and the elves sleeps with you


I wish for a temporary love thing

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you have a temporary love thing for .00000001 seconds.


I wish I could walk away from my pc right now

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but they follow you for eternity

I wish for some Jello pudding

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted 25000 gallons of jello pudding instantly fills your house to the ceiling



I wish I could go to sleep

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you'll be taking the dirt nap

I wish for a strawberry milkshake

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you get a strawberry milkshake.... enema

I wish I invented the internet

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you'll only can get one page

I wish for a cheesebruger and fries

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you get cheeseburgers and fries for eternity..... from mexico....


I wish this thread was never created

 

[natural tickler]

unfortunately, that can't be granted

I wish to hit ikaiyoo in the head with a sledgehammer for making that request

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but it caught on tape and you a sentenced to life in prison and become cell block D's prison bitch..... every night.


I wish people would stop wanting to hurt me.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, they now wanna injureyou


I wish to spread joy this holiday season

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but are arrested for kidnapping people name joy putting them in a woodchipper and then spreading them out everywhere.

I wish it was 70 degrees outside my house right now.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but its at your backporch, and leaves as soon as you come out

I wish for my brother to continue tickling my sister, she deserves it

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted he continues to tickle her. she he end up tickling her so hard he breaks one of her ribs she goes to the hospital and you get in trouble for not stopping it.


I wish I could be more creative.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, so you figure out how to crash your helicopter in your Signature Picture and it crashes your computer.





I wish that it would get warmer outside.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, it gets one degree warmer...but soon as you come outside, it gets 40 below


I wish for some Kool-Aid

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but it's spilled on the sidewalk closest to you.

I wish for peace on Earth.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but soon as you're seen, it gets back violent

I wish for some grilled cheese sandwiches

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but they have some rat poison in them.

I wish for a red lightbulb.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted ... but in exchange you become colorblind

I wish it was baseball season

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted, but now it's also hurricane season and your favorite team got washed away.

I wish people shoveled the sidewalk in front of their homes so it wasn't so slippery.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted, but everybody piles all the snow up right in front of your door

I wish every day was Christmas

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, and you go broke from buying presents every day.


I wish my head cold would go away.