Curroupt a Wish

[starburstz91]

Lol.

Granted, but it returns within three seconds.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's been replaced by a stomachache.


I wish I had a LOT more Steelers memorabilia.

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but you have to start cheering for another team.

I wish I would stop sleeping during the day and stay up during the night.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You never sleep again, which drives you completely insane and sends you on a downtown rampage where cops are forced to fill you full of tranq darts and they lock you away in a padded cell for the rest of your life.



I wish there were more good times than bad in my life.

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but the "good" times will only be good from a relative point of view, because the bad times just became ten times as bad.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you have to go play fetch for him

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but it's sentient and evil, with the power to corrupt the minds of others.

I wish I had that sandwich too... 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, your head will be placed in a guillotine.



I wish for only light snow next week.

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but the snow-flakes melt as they're falling to the ground, resulting in rain instead. The rain, in turn, freezes to ice when finally on the ground, causing several car accidents throughout the region.

I wish I was drunk.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you got drunk off of Kool-aid and Sprite mixed

I wish for a hamburger

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but it's from McDonald's... NOT Burgerking!

I wish for a softdrink

 

[starburstz91]

Granted, but it's your least favorite kind of drink.

I wish I had some green headphones.

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted, but they weigh 5 pounds.

I wish someone would order me a pizza without gross stuff on it.

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but it's cold and there's no microwave

I wish for world peace

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you said something dumb at the UN meeting, and if your head doesn't get chopped off, its WWIII

I wish to know why I am not still sleeping??

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Granted, but you only get the answer after you've fallen asleep


I wish Santa came around everyday

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted, but 364 days a year he wears a flannel shirt, corduroy's, and is only there to unclog your toilet.

I wish I could skip January.

 

[baldadonis]

Granted, its now December 31, 2009.

I wish I had movie-star good looks.

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted. You now look like Carrot Top.

I wish sushi were free.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Granted, but now all the fish is gone o.o


I wish I had a chewing gum

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted, but the flavor is minty vomit.

I wish I could stay in bed all day.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Granted, but you'll get a million dollars if you stand up all day


I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair

 

[Artoo]

Granted. The flowers have thorns, and Punk is so 1979.

I wish I had something to eat...

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but its a big can of salty flavored Alpo

I wish for some tacos

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted. But they're icky fish tacos. 🙂

I wish I knew what to do with my haircut that's in an hour.