Curroupt a Wish

[slacker2114]

Granted, but pay scales stay the same and you can no longer afford your bills and you become a crazy bag lady pushing a shopping cart full of old shoes and used diapers.


I wish I was independantly wealthy.

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted, but you lost your money independently with Madoff.

I wish I could learn to get to sleep earlier.

 

[Miss Serendipity]

Granted but you have sacrificed your bed for the floor. (so lame I SUCK) *facepalm*

I wish to live in another state

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, you now live permanently in a state of confusion.

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow.

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, you just got fired

I wish it would snow

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, your house is buried under 20 feet of snow and after 2 weeks of being trapped, you're forced to eat your own leg to survive.


I wish I had some better ideas.

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but you forget them as soon as you think of them. Age is taking its toll 🙂

I wish I had my own car

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Enjoy your '85 Yugo.


I wish it would stop raining.

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, it will never rain again! Enjoy your water shortage and forest fires.

I wish I had a pizza

 

[Dave2112]

Granted....one Marshmallow and M&M pizza coming right up!



I wish I never tried using a lightsaber to scratch my back....

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, you used a chainsaw instead

I wish I was asleep right now

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, you receive a lifetime supply of sleeping pills. Just don't take too many of them at one time and O D.




I wish that it would warm up around here.

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted. Your bedroom is warm. The rest of the county, however, is below zero.

I wish I had some ice cream.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but as soon as you go to take a bite, it falls into the dirt.


I wish I had a tasty supper right now.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. But you just had a root canal and can't even think about chewing without your coinpurse scrunching up.


I wish I had a Pink Iguana.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but only five minutes after it arrives, you cooked it and ate it

i wish for some pop tarts

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. But instead of the sweet, frosty kinda Pop-Tarts, you get the creepy, stalky Internet kinda poptarts.


I wish I could become invisible at will, and turn back again at will.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but only your bottom half of your body is invisible

I wish for some sleep, just worked a double

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted. You fall over in the bathroom and are in a coma for the rest of your life.


I wish I could go to the munch in NYC

 

[Artoo]

Granted. But no one else turns up.

I wish I had the power to make people orgasm just by touching them.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, now you'll be touching yourself

I wish for some Crunch n Munch

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but it's been cursed by a voodoo priestess and upon eating it, makes your head shrink to the size of a walnut.


I wish Jo would win her wager so she can post again.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but don't know what you'll gain from it


I wish for a turkey sammich

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but the voodoo priestess has made it with a zombie turkey that chases you everywhere you go.


I wish people would just accept that the Steelers are the best team in football history.

 

[natural tickler]

sorry, can't grant that one...maybe in another life

i wish people would accept the fact that Dallas is America's Team