Curroupt a Wish

[slacker2114]

Granted, it's accepted the day before the Cowboys sneak out of town and move to Portland OR where they have a losing record for the next 60 years and the people of Dallas are so disgusted, they wipe the Cowboys from the memories of every American, thus making it so that they never existed.


I wish Tony Romo to have a nice long career (corrupt THAT, bitch!!! 😀 )

 

[natural tickler]

granted, and it will be a HOF career, while he fucks Jessica in your back yard, to which the only way you can watch is PPV

I wish for Rothlisberger to be knee-capped (corrupt that, beeeeitch!!!)

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, however Big Ben sidesteps at the last moment and the capper takes out both Romo and DeMarcus Ware all at once (Take a lesson, NT. THAT is how you corrupt a wish)


I wish time and space were under my control.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but you can only control going back to the first time someone kicked you in the nuts and relive that moment whenrever you want.



I wish in my possession I had one normal fresh cooked hot dog.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but it comes with several flesh-eating hot dogs that attack you on site.


I wish I had something more exciting to do today.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you have to go stand in line at the DMV.


I wish I had someone to hang out with after work

 

[Rorshach]

Granted, but that someone is Gilbert Godfrey

I wish for a date with Jessica Alba

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you have a date with Jessica Alba Sales Manager Par Technology Corporation New Hartford, NY

I wish I could stop chewing gum

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but now you prefer to chew broken glass.


I wish dinner was ready.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted dinner is ready but severely undrcooked and now you have food poisoning.

I wish I had more of a life.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You have the life of a fruitfly.


I wish I had a pet attack gorilla that obeyed my commands.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted but it thinks every command is assrape me and you are well walking funny for quite sometime


I wish it was may of 2009 and i could go ride my bike

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but an SUV backs over you the moment you leave your house and you're stuck as an invalid until December 2009.


I wish I cool super powers.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you shit ice cubes.


I wish I wasnt so disgusting.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, however people are still inexplicably disgusted with you.


I wish I had a brand new BMW

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted you have a brand new bmw... matchbox car


I wish people werent disgusted with me.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Now they're just repulsed by you.


I wish ikaiyoo would have all his wishes granted.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted All of ikaiyoo's wishes are granted. when ikaiyoo was 8 he wished everyone was dead and welll... the earth ceased to be.



I wish that I had a pack of cigarettes

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but you're in the middle of nowhere with no one around and you have no way of lighting any of them.



I wish the wish corruption would end.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted it does.


I wish that the wish corruption would start back up I am bored.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted and it comes back with a vengeance in the form of 20 laser gun wielding badgers kicking in your front door and destroying your self-esteem as well as anything worth any amount of money that you posess.


I wish the world were a better place.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted the world is a better place. you are killed in a vicious attack gorilla assraping session.


I wish I could get up out of this chair

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, your favorite ass-raping gorilla rips you out of the chair and gives you "the business".



I wish I had enough money to retire early and live comfortably the rest of my life.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted your life ends in 5,4,3,2,1......


I wish we would stop talking about ass raping gorillas.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. The conversations switch to sword-wielding hippos.


I wish other people would start posting in this thread.