Curroupt a Wish

[ikaiyoo]

granted you have a better sense of humor then me which puts you right up there with the coneheads and makes to totally oblivious to the jokes around you... subsequently you end up taking a joke wrong in a bar and pick a fight with a cop who proceded to beat the hell out of and "hit" your head throwing you into a squad car where you die from internal bleeding



I wish I could stop killing the people when they make wishes.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- They all come back from the dead and KILL YOU!

I wish Slacker would return to curropting my wishes...Im not sure what Ikaiyoo will do to my wish next LOL

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. I'm back....and I unleash giant lizards to re-rupture your still hurting colon.



I wish ass-raping weren't as funny sounding as it is.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- With all this ass raping happening to me I can assure you it IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!

I wish I had a giant creature to use against slacker and Ikaiyoo

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you have a large creature to use against me and slacker... but the creature is untamed and attacks you instead and puts you infront of a television blasting barney in an infinite loop and you go crazy listening to I love you you love me....


I wish the jonas brothers would assrape DJ and whoever corrupts this wish can not involve me in the corruption or the after effects of said corruption in any way whatsoever.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Please keep in mind that anyone who grants this wish in which I get assraped by the jonas brothers will be in real trouble and will be on my hit list!!!

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Please keep in mind that anyone who grants this wish in which I get assraped by the jonas brothers will be in real trouble and will be on my hit list!!!

DJ Tickler

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAOWTIME

Wish granted I am on your hit list but unfortunately you only have a pezz despenser to shoot me with.

I wish I wasnt so clever.

 

[DJ Tickler]

No need to grant this because you aren't clever LOL

I wish someone will get Ikaiyoo back REALLY good (Im looking at you Slacker!!!)

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. But while ikaiyoo is being gotten back at, his gorilla protectors steal your car and run it into a brick wall.



I wish this thread wasn't so damn funny.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted it isnt we just happen to have the combined intelligence to meet the target demographic of survivor fans

I wish that wasnt true

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. We now have the combined intelligence of the American Idol demographic.


I wish Paris Hilton would just go away.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Sorry...cannot grant that wish...WE DO have the intellegence of a Survior Fan LOL

I wish Skip was her so Ikaiyoo and Slacker could make fun of her instead LOL

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted Skipp is here but because of a vulcan mind meld you both are the same person now so we get to take it out on you twice as much.


I wish I hadnt actually referenced Star Trek just now.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- but everyone on here knows you are a nerd so we tease you anyway LOL

I wish I was invinciable

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted your invincible but being invincible you cannot digest food because your body is too strong for the nutrient to be absorbed and you die of starvation


I wish that I could corrupt something besides a wish

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You accidently curropt the World Wide Web with a virus that stops every computer in the world. Breathing machines shut down, doors dont open, and the world basically stops. The FBI track you down, beat you to an inch of your life and throw you in prision where you get arse raped by every single prisioner in there. LOL

I WIN!!!!!!

I wish nobody can beat that response LOL

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted nobody is online.... but I am. in your futile attempt to not get an epic fail you forgot to close the wish once again leaving it wide open and me to my own devices with coming up with a suitable corruption... upon celebrating your short lived victory 20 beautiful women come into your house to help you party what you do not realize is their package dragging on the ground between their skirts and you are tied up and "broke" in by 20 women who proceed to warm you up screwing you with sandpaper condoms on. while this is going on you have other women forcing you to "swallow" their special sauce and they have an orbital sander "stimulating" your member down to a stub. Once they are finished and leave Asian amputee twins come and stump fuck you with in your various orifices until you die from asphyxiation on your own blood.

I wish noone would read that

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- I wish nobody would read that as well ...but I will admit that was FU*KING FUNNY

I wish I could beat that response

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you beat that response... but the response is bigger and tougher then you and it kicks your ass and leaves you in a puddle of blood


I wish Ciarra would have given me her number before she left the chatroom just now.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- but it is one of those "The person you have rang never wants to speak to you again" numbers LOL...I can understand that

I wish the "bad ass response" that kick my arse a post up decides to kick Ikaiyoo ass next LOL

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but Ihad gone to bed at the time and instead of distrubing me it kicks your ass again for wishing it on me.


I wish it was 70 degrees in Memphis for the next three months.

 

[Artoo]

Granted, but it's 70 degrees Kelvin (Minus 203 degrees below zero).

I wish for a Jinn to grant me wishes.

 

[CrystalLight]

Granted. It will grant all your wishes backwards.

I wish for snow.

 

[Artoo]

Granted. It will grant all your wishes backwards.

I wish for snow.

Granted, but it's coming at you hard and fast, being thrown by me 😀

I wish for a cure for male pattern baldness.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you are given the cure your head is scalped.


I wish that Time was not linear.