Curroupt a Wish

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- but he smells of fish all the time, and he tries to lay ontop of you every night

I wish everyone thought this about me>>>

DJ Tickler

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the people who do it are midgets, and they can't stand straight

I wish for people to stop being phony

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but then you find out most of them are real assholes

I wish finals were over

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Now you have a one week break until next term, which happens over Xmas break. O.O

I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas...

Snail Shell

 

[Artoo]

Granted; but you aren't going to get it 😀

I wish I had a bowl of cereal right now...

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you're only getting one Frosted Flake

I wish for some pizza

 

[Artoo]

granted, but you're only getting one Frosted Flake

I wish for some pizza

Granted, but you're only getting one mouldy slice.

I wish I had a new headphone socket for my mixer.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Your electric hand mixer in your kitchen now has a new socket.

I wish for

Snail Shell

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you have to get it from a kiddie pool

I wish for immortality

 

[Artoo]

granted, but you have to get it from a kiddie pool

I wish for immortality

Granted. If you can't see why that's more of a curse than a blessing, more fool you.

I wish for a quick death.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. *Shoots you in the head* 🙂


I wish I didn't shoot Artoo in the head.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, you shot him in the nuts instead

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich

 

[Artoo]

granted, you shot him in the nuts instead

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich

Granted, but it's going to shoot you in the nuts.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight. 🙁

 

[natural tickler]

granted, you start work at twinight


i wish I could fly

 

[Artoo]

granted, you start work at twinight


i wish I could fly

Granted, but your wings will turn to stone at sunset (many thanks to the Psamead)

I wish I had more money.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but you are sent to prison for embezzling 250000 dollars from work.

I wish I had some stuff

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You are stuck with all the stuff people throw away

I wish I was a god

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted you are God but because noone believes in you you cease to exist

I wish I knew where my towel was.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, somebody swiped it so you are going to have to drip dry.


I wish that i would not have to get up so early tomorrow.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You sleep through everything tomorrow

I wish I could wish better

DJ Tickler

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted..but I'm such an amazing corrupter that I just keep pwning the shit outta all your wishes 😀

I wish I could remember my dreams in more detail

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- but they are so vivid and scary you don't ever want to sleep again

I wish Skip would post in the threads that I have started LOL

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but she totally ruins them and they die

I wish anyone would post in the threads I start....

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but then their computer crashes.





I wish for a warm and dry day tomorrow.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- In Australia it is going to be 28 degrres with sunshine

I wish people who I like and who like me would talk to me about things we both like

DJ Tickler